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squirrel edition

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Todays choon

only like Sup Forums in tiny doses 2bh
just enough to take the edge off and mellow me out a bit
Can't stand those runts with tiny spoons making dying animal sounds with captcha running down their noses.

ahaha yeah aha i dont like the guy either aha
*turns off chat for you*

....love female muscles....

someone fucking murder this cunt hahaha

bet master brew posts here

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LOVE polyrhythms

anyone else like polyrhythms? (this whole song is filled with polyrhythms)

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Can japs say squirrel?

shant give him the satisfaction

any big shirt small pants man in
side note: why does 190cm post here

*marches into the thread*

he's a very good lad
also a fan of You Kipper, Morality Man and Robert Mugabe

don't think you've ever made a post that didn't make me want to break your nose

>an American flag saying things like peng
Come on now that's just pathetic. Better be a brit in the states otherwise youre role playing.

did a big poo

usually my uber east guy is a poo in loo
but this time he was a pom

nose kinda burns from the ket last night.

I need a gf(male)

>MP Matt Hancock releases app called Matt Hancock MP
Heh

nice platforms turtle

i wank once a day but never to porn

thoughts on my wanking habits?

Oh boy oh man oh my

goodnight /brit/ :)

why does he post here
why

If you use your imagination you're either abnormally healthy or super abnormie which is it

do people still play halo ce on pc?

pretty good, porn is bad for you
thinking about purchasing a full length mirror so I can wank off to my own reflection in the future

any big kots in

yes but they're all german

Nighty night

PUBG seems to be running a lot more smoothly lately

am a KSV
i could probably wank to myself

do anyone with brown eyes here get annoyed when blue eyes are always referred to as nicer?

They are objectively

how do I meet cuteboys in uni?

have to write a fockin essay today lads

more like iraqi bruce hahaha

>Not a KHV
NORMIE ALERT!!!

Need to hurry up and knock up the next girl to come my way

Have a feeling I won't make it past my early 30's if that.

I hear chinks have invaded that game

reminds me of this

that's your opinion.

Thinking of going back to uni lads
would prefer to do essays than have to pretend to employers i'm worth something

toil is better than uni

Heh

only because you earn money
otherwise it is brainless shite

dunno, think North America has its own servers

all ravers are faucking dickheads

attractiveness isn't reductive

is /brit/ juvenile?

just spent 5 minutes trying to remember the word "complacency" only to find out it didn't mean what I thought it meant

i'd blow up the universe for a french tomboy gf

lmao ok

rave in a nightclub is the nicest experience you'll get on a night so..

wish NASA would hurry the fuck up so i can have my alien gf already
they have 50 or so years left if we're being realistic, probably less honestly

no. i'm 30 and going to uni

Come on over

It's really hard to tell if you're trolling because you have been like this consistently for some years now. Either an incredibly dedicated troll or literally the most autistic person I have ever known

hm yes I'll trust the experiences and wisdom of a depressed drug addict who only spends his nights out raving

oh no the anxiety OCD gf is kicking off again oh noooo

I was memeing about a facebook group that had this name

I just noticed its been replaced by "All 'ravers' are breaking into squats to sell big blue hospital gas"

>Fraternising with G*rmanoids
No thanks

What does that mean?

fug off

have to browse the chon on microsoft edge because captchas fucked for me on chrome

want to take a nap
sleepy

business idea: colonize /brit/

so what if i was autistic

lmao you think im a drug addict for doing drugs in uni

everyone is on it ffs

interested to see what new fake personality lisicki comes out with the get (You)s, very excited

banned on my home computer but I seem to be fine posting from uni
don't think this counts as ban evading but tbqh it's alright, my ban finishes at home at 9pm today anyway

might move to valencia lads

thoughts?

He's got some kind of complex. So asspained at the most trivial bullshit but talking about ketamine and raves and literally displaying his alleged height. He feels pathetic about something. My guess is his dick is tiny

for 9 months, perhaps?

honestly, if you could earn money working from home or whatever, I see literally NO reason to stay in this country

the people are different and weird abroad

off you fuck then

clear your cache bro

the yanks are coming
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Lads I'm watching a porn and the guy went from like 2 inches to like 8 inches in a millisecond wtf?

I want to do something like that but my ears are fucked

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jump cut

are you a brainlet

love being a father

Your penis does not do this?

cant find a french press/grind combination that doesn't end up muddy at the bottom

you arrive in the north east of england

you only need to hear the beat to mix. producing would be a no though. i'm sure you could do it. mixing is easy. at least the basics are

>Nigerian man chops 18 year old Italian woman to pieces in Italy

I see doctors, scientists and lawyers

Kind of want to have kids but kind of don't want to voluntarily put myself in poverty

it's an awkward kind of feel

Stop using a french press. Use a manual espresso machine. You a povvo or something?

>West Ham United has suspended its director of player recruitment, Tony Henry, after he allegedly said that African players "can have a bad attitude" and "cause mayhem".

Hate those bastards

these days you get arrested just for saying you're English

never seen one of these. looks like you need the gainz of a renaissance man

...

walk until I see some scottish and sit with them and drink beers

love the ducks at tebay services.
we stopped there any time we went south to england and i thought the little pond around the building was the actual lake district

but i'm already here

Just googled Italy Nigerian Man and I'm getting is this Nigerian man who was killed by Italians

Just use pic related it makes good coffee