Meanwhile, At the Hall of Doom

Meanwhile, At the Hall of Doom...

Helooooooo Cleveland!

Hi Legion! Hhhahaha.

Listen here you n-n-n-nincompoop. It's late and you all wont keep it down!

Shouldn't you be joining "Fat lives matter?"

So now that Batman is raping his rogues, who else wants out?

Now my Legion, I organized our budget and looked carefully over our selective options for this week.
We must cut back on this rather, wasteful, spending. Contracting a doomsday machine powered by "Farts" cost us about 20 million, and the cost of spagetti, poptarts and redbull for meetings is outrageous.

Don't even get me started on all the Pizza we ordered. Are you trying to start a villains association or a frat house?

We want brrraaaaains on it!

I hope the Joker has a spare condom.

Wow who invited Crocodile-buzzkill.
And I'd like to see your Fart Machine.

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Lisa did you just ask to see Toffee's ass, are you scat or an ass fetishist?

We should have a movie night. My new one is off the chain. You get to see my boys bitch slap some d-listers and I get to shrug off the Bat like a pimp.

First, I just want some pants. Second, why are we living inside of Darth Vader's helmet?

Ah yes. The brains were quite expensive, putting this miserable cabal further into debt. But in hindsight, they were also delicious.

Little Girl we told you to stay in the cyanide ball pit for a reason.

Did you make a budget for my new country music tour? Bully Ray Cyrus will need his check in the mail soon if we want to make the deadline.

Did you hear miss, the Donald wants to put you between our southern border and hoards of Spaniards.

No comment.

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You are, you are a scat fetishist aren't you! You collect your sisters stool samples, you love poop!

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Sorry Im late, had an "intervention". I do not have a problem. I steal powers because I want to, not because I need to. I could quit right now, but I wont. Why? BECAUSE IM PARASITE

Yes yes, I appropriated it from the reduction in budget spent on mariachi bands and other assorted monetary embarrassments.

I hope you wrote the wrote address. Remember which Cyrus is supposed to show up this time. We don't want that incident again.

You think Donald's going to win? I'll off his ass myself before he gets even within 10 miles of the White House purely for national security reasons.

Hey! While you all are arguing about dooties, I'm still not hearing if I get to seal an all-cow country music cover band for my music tour!

ORDER OUR BRAINS OR WE'LL EAT YOURS!

Quit it user!

Are you trying to tell us that, technically speaking, in clearer, simple precise language, you have a problem?
A stealing powers problem? Come clean, could you stop or not.

It seems like anyone can become a member in this stupid place. Why not go to Club Ed?

Legion, I've finished that screenplay you asked for and directed all the actors too. Get ready for "Legion Two, The Baby is You boogaloo!"

Funny, I heard him say something similar about you. But it was different phrasing, and more emphasis on the 'ass' part.

Stop eating my brains! I pay valuable money on the black market for those.

Does your club have a Fart-Powered doomsday device built by a genius? I think not.

Ok guys I've been going over the budget and we are way over for Christ sake I got a unapproved order $345,000.81 bill for Neon question marks alone who buy this shit?

We will eat what we please! And if you think you can stop us you're as foolish as Puny Parker!

Fine. It's done, one more frivolous waste of our hard stolen dollars. Theft isn't easy you know.

Speaking of theft, so it was YOU whose been embezzling fund from the coffers. This is why we don't. Let. Children. Play around with grown adults. And your worthless devices don't even work.

That was me. Needed some scenery for the big magic show fundraiser I did in July. Sooo many dead porpoises that day.

The kid with the hat said I was banned for using his label maker

Why would I want to? Its kind of my thing now. And its not always powers either, a guy gets hungry. Some days I feel like sticking my finger in a outlet, other days I want Chinese.......people. Im fine. Its just my family still calls me Rudy, mom starts crying, blah blah blah. I got more important problems than "addiction"

>more emphasis on the 'ass' part.
Holy shit, you are an ass fetishist Lisa.
And a fart kinker too.
Just how far up down the brown-hole does it go?

THIS WAITING AROUND ANGERS US! WHEN WILL WE GET TO EAT THE SPIDER'S BRAINS?!?

It was better spent in my hands than any asinine budget plan you could come up with.
And they do work! They work!!!
You turds just wouldn't eat enough cheap mexican to make it work! Funny how you're not able to stuff your faces and make flatulence when it's useful.

Is it becoming a bigger problem than those other ones? Some say power corrupts. In your case I'm inclined to believe power is just making you anxious about needing more power.

SO HELP ME I WILL DECK YOU.

>SO HELP ME I WILL DECK YOU.
Yeah, yeah I bet you would.
You'd deck me. You'd deck my...deck.
You weirdo Buttgirl

Is Donald Trump back?
I could use his help to protect Texas. I don't want your help because you swamp hillbillys need to stay the fuck out.

Wanting to eat brains is ILLEGAL, you criminal!

Hey Lisa, what do the Jews and your ass have in common? They were both Gassed

QUIET YOU SCRAWNY FAILURE! We should have aborted you!

I said Im fine! You want to know the problem!? I MISS LIVEWIRE ALRIGHT!!! There I said it! And maybe I wouldnt need to eat people so often, if you assholes would act like professionals once in awhile!

Yet delicious and fun!
Why should we care about the law anyway? What has the law ever done for us.

I'm not even surprised, just disappointed in you child. For such a vulgar attempt to steal from our union of villainy, you squander it on your own useless pursuits.

Your potential was, disappointing to say the least.

AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
... 'Common'.

Luan go home or I'm telling mom!

Funny, that's what I said about my own mother. She should've aborted 10 times. Some days 11.

Oh, you miss your crush. That's understandably pathetic, even a little cute.
Have you tried finding a replacement, maybe a hobby? Wait you're already addicted to stealing powers, that's not really a hobby just kind of a psychopathic way to starve off boredom.

And professionalism is for people without a talking gorilla for it's mascot.

Shrewd. The edge. It hurts.
But I never thought I'd be more indifferent to a reptilian overlord in my life.
And I've met Hillary Clinton AND the her reptile masters.

Have you ever thought about eating her brains?

Seriously you guys, stay the fuck out of Texas. I'm only here to warn you because you assholes blow up more cities than Isis and my shits combined.

Bullying are we? You're just digging yourself deeper, pal. You want to be punished?

The law is...its great! It allowed people like me to be heroes! I mean, isn't that pretty cool?

I have a copy of it, wouldn't eat it.
Maybe someday I'll feed it to the dogs.
But I'd rather take care of her womb first. It's like a mormon utopia inside her uterus.

Tough shit Walker.

YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL YOU FUCKING BITCH! THEY MUST NEVER KNOW!
HISSSSSSSSS
HIDE THE EGG MINES
CHICKEN-RACE WAR NOW

.....We're sorry, sir.

We can send you to your room if we wanted!

Yes, so they say. That Sisyphean struggle that allows heroes and villains exist unending. Without the law there'd no difference, just two sides of the same coin fighting. I've read about it in the articles by Norman Osborn and Hank McCoy Well then, that is pretty cool.

Are you fools trying to ruin our plans? It's like you buffoons don't even want world domination.

But daaaaaaaad, its not even seven!

>And professionalism is for people without a talking gorilla for it's mascot.
Wha wait are you talking about me?
Whats going on in here holmes

Damn right. And stay out.

I swear if you lizard bastards touch Texas you're dead. Except Houston, you can have Houston. No one gives a shit.

Now! And no eating brains tonight either!

Incompetence. Per usual.

Ms. Clinton you did promise me if I deposited legion funds into your account you'd make sure Benghazi went nuclear. As of yet I've yet to see any radioactive fallout, so in return I'd like to see our money back.

What am I paying you for?
It's like a 4 year old cannot trust politicians for shit anymore.

Don't blame me, it's not my fault. It never is, you're all nincompoops and idiots.

What the fuck is even going on in this thread?

>Newfag detected.

GRAPE APE

HEEEEYYYY NYIGAHHHS! I HEARD YOU ALL WAS HAVING A MEETINGS WITHOUT ME! NOW WHICH NIGGAS ASS DO I HAVE TO BEAT?!?

I didn't really catch any of that, but I know right?
The law is the best!

B-But I...NOT FAIR. I WISH THIS FAMILY WAS DEAD

How passionate of you. However we don't need to invade Texas, Ranger.
It's already ours.
Yes, that's right. Ted Cruz is one of us. We've had your state in our clutches all along!

And we wish we never spawned you, but life isn't fair.

Yo brosapian you look like hot shit what's your name? Are you one of those weird chimp human hybrids, ook ook you can do fusion like me!

OH. FUCKING. SHIT.
Wait what about the republican nominee? Did you Illuminati Lizard bastards plan that too?

Hi is this the Hall of Doom I have a A box of uhhh "Kryptonite Didlos" and lead underwear for Mister Luthor umm in gonna need a signature for this so yeaaah

Fuck you little nigga! I'd happily break my foot in your little young lesbian, potato looking ass. Yeah, that's right, we'd fucking up that ugly ass face even more than it's already fucked. What the hell are you lips and nose, nigga?!?

Why don't we take over the world so we can be the Law? Than we can deputize you.

See the one with the braces and overbite? Give her the Prom night experience of her life.

You're all idiots, The symbiotes have family issues, that kid with the glasses can't keep her button fetish under wraps. Toffee is planing to backstabbing all of us and I'm not even sure brak is a evil.
Grim, Let's get out of here.

Surprisingly no. He plays for a different team, a different vile race on the parasite backbone of capital hill.

Come right in..Wait I didn't order this. Who authorized this? Oh. Give me it to sign, annnnnd, done.
Oh, yes Lex's room is down the hall. Do tell him I won't ask, if he promises not to, ahem, tell.

Yeeaaaah, niggah! I'm gonna see how far my cane will go up brown town, nigga!

I'm back, guys, just had to deal with some unpleasantness at my headquarters.

Wow, never thought I'd see a Gem that WASN'T shoved into my mailbox!

Yeesh, my girls are gonna flip when they hear about other Gems being here...

You're the new head? What happened to Dr. Nefarious? Did he get his ass kicked by that Lombax again?

*Cough Cough * Ahem, Sorry guys, my many impression is a bit rusty, but seriously, where's the pizza. And I was also serious about the stuff I said before.

You little shit-
Wait I mean you think you can just come in here and be on top-
Ugh! So what, atleast I can smile!
See just like, like, fuck it. Atleast I can grin..
Emote! I, I can.
Well I'm super fucking smart. Who needs smiling. Smiling is for bimbos and Holocaust deniers with braces.

Ah, Wallstreet I take it? Never liked those bums.

STAY OUT OF TEXAS BROWN BOY.

I'm a Gem, I think. But a deformed one.
I stayed in the friggin ground so long so I'm kinda, not all there.
Woah that's a really cool belt!

What's a mailbox? Is it like the hole I crawled out of outside this swamp?

A bunch of complete retards roleplaying and avatarfagging. They're literally the most autistic shit to ever come from this board, including the original MLP fanbase, Homestuck fanbase, and /frzg/.

We kicked them out because they wouldn't ever take a break from their constant anal sex train, but plus4chan is abandoned now, and they now only make occasional threads, so we just tolerate them. As retarded as this thread is, it's nowhere near as disturbingly awful as it used to be.

And that's your Sup Forums history lesson for the day.

>post nichishit, an anime that manages to be more unfunny than family guy

FUCK YOU NYIGGAAH! You wanna throw down, I'll throw down right now! I'll assume ultimate form on your ass.

That aint shit nigga! I was in hell and even Satan don't want my ass.

Ahem, Mr. Luthor is currently occupied these days with his constant, strap-on, incidents. I'm taking care of budgeting and accounting while he sorts out his private business.
I haven't heard from the other one you speak of. He's probably getting over a bad cgi movie deal of some kind.

Worse. Chickens.
Yes Chickens.
The mortal enemy of us Lizard breed.

YOU MESS WITH TEXAS YOU MESS WITH THE WALKER TEXAS RANGER!

Chickens? Seriously?
Well, huh. Never would've guessed.

So I'm not dead or anything?
That's good. I don't think my species even have souls. We just grow out of the ground like Orcs yo.

AAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU GON FUCKED UP NOW NYIGGGAAAAAHHHH!

Yes, I'm still trying to emote.
It's harder than I calculated.
How do normies show a goddamn expression? This is harder than polynomial calculus.

LETS THROW YOU NEGROSEXUAL
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

What I wanna know is: where's the caveman?

It's a metal box that folks use to send and accept letters and occasionally parcels, some black-cloaked smuck's been shoving Gems into it and I've been employing them into my escort service.

...Aw shit, that tiger-striped bitch of a Gem is back. Time to get the Alpha Cannon out of storage!

Last time I talked with one of my previous employers, members of your species are considered whole beings (meaning you have a body, heart, and soul).

Although I should probably mention that your Kindergardens are breeding grounds for my kind, the loss of bioenergy in those areas naturally attract negative energies that can support us.

>He's probably getting over a bad cgi movie deal of some kind.

So THAT's why he left that message on my phone! I thought that was just another telemarketer.

Foolish Child, One Must Smile To Truly Enjoy The Terror They Have Brought To The World,Like I AKU!Magical Shape-Shifting Master Of Evil!

It's true, Donald Trump is secretly an agent from a splinter cell of Chicken-Humanoid infiltrated.
Haven't you noticed the hair? The orange skin and gullet? The way he bawk-bawks when he tries to talk? He's a pure chicken in disguise. Whereas our candidate is with us Lizard brethren, there's represents our rival fraction. We've been in a subversive war controlling your government for about 6 decades now.

We believe their plan is to summon their leader, Ultra Mega Chicken. Should that ever happen, my god bless our souls.

Awww so we naturally work in harmony. That's so, sweet! Yeess let's be best buds, cause dang I'll feel less abandoned that way.

Hey it's harder than it looks!
To show any emotions I'd actually have to have them. I don't like squishy brain feelings. The chemicals and dopamine interferes with sections of the brain stem that make it difficult to do science. And I, am nothing without science.

Me and the Negro reached an agreement, with our Fists. After enough grunts and hits, we decided that black lives will stay out of Texas, and Kanye West will stay out of black lives.

If he doesn't listen I'll make him listen. Fist-listen.

Also everything you said hurts my brain and I think you may just be an insane reptile. Lizard-men? Chicken spies?
As long as they stay out of Texas like niggos in a white trash community.

Hey guys can my OC be in your super secret evil villain club?

Aside from your senator, we'll try to respect the sovereignty of your land. Atleast so long as it doesn't interfere with out interests.

I usually agree but the quick 3 second grin can do wonders for your evil complexion.

Emotions are best utilized scarcely.

Wots all this then? I was told there would be free eyes. I need them on the inside.
I guess I'll settle for some Pizza Instead.

I've got a shiny crowbar I think he would really like.

3 seconds are seconds I could be crunching the numbers on my newest gadgetry and next level free energy fecal-absorbers, courtesy of the idea from my brother and diaper-machine sibling.
So fuck that. Emotions are dumb dumb things for whiny squishy baby losers. What am I, 3?

Right here. We will make america great again!