In a battle of the giant orange hyper-aggressive rock people, who would win?

In a battle of the giant orange hyper-aggressive rock people, who would win?

my dubs

The one that sucker punched the Hulk and fought Godzilla.

Jasper. She's magic and Thing is weak against magic.

Question: Is it or is it not clobbering time? That is an important factor to consider.

We're 30 minutes to clobbering time. Thing has to hold out for that long before he gets a buff.

Then my money's on Jasper.

Jasper ain't shit compared to the Yancy Street Gang.

Jasper will make the first move since she's a little boulder than Ben. He calls her bluff and slugs it out with her. They spar a bit, and Ben wins by a landslide but doesn't hurt her much. Ben is hard, Jasper feels pressure in her crevice. They go home together, get stoned, and make the bed rock.

That's my secret, cap. It's ALWAYS Clobberin Time.

>boulder

Uncle grandpa

Fuck off Carlos

and to all the newbie fibbers giving "B-b-b-but...aliens" see Clarke's 3rd law

Would her gem popper wand thing work on Thing? Would he just turn to a pile of gravel?

it worked on hard light constructs, so why wouldn't it work on actual rocks?

Because it's half past Clobbering Time.

true. Plus the thing partook in fighting Fin Fang Foom

>"You wanna know how I got this catchphrase?"
>"My father, was a drinker, and a fiend..."

Where's the smut pic of them fucking?

Would Thing not win in an absolute slaughterfest?

Yes he would. He is nontrivially stronger than she is.

I r8 8/8

Sharon Ventura, She-Thing.

Bam, best of both worlds.