British women edition
/brit/
dont like this thread
why do fatties insit on wearing skin tight clothing?
what funny things do you post
The Unlawful Games Act 1541 was an Act of the Parliament of England, designed to prohibit "Several new devised Games" that caused "the Decay of Archery".
All Men under the Age of sixty Years "shall have Bows and Arrows for shooting". The penalty for nonobservance was set at 6s.8d.
The law was no repealed until 1960. Technically, any Englishman not practicing archery daily was breaking the law.
The Act forbade all sport on Christmas Day with the exception of archery practice, meaning that footballers who played on Christmas Day before 1960 had technically broken the law.
The Declaration of Sports was a declaration of James I of England issued in 1617.
The declaration listed archery, dancing, "leaping, vaulting, or any other such harmless recreation" as permissible sports. Amongst the activities that were prohibited were bear- and bull-baiting, and bowling.
The declaration specified that only people who had attended church were entitled to participate in recreations on Sunday.
fuck off pom
Don't even know why I go to Uni or what I'm doing here
Complete waste of everything isn't it
imagine being a cringey IRA supporter in this day and age
rate our slags
t. Eastern Polan
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It's either clothes they used to fit into or clothes they aspire to fit into.
Would fuck the 2nd one gladly
what'll it be boss?
>getting the other half of the population in on the ponzi
very clever
Pretty decent. Shame about the face. 6/10
fuck off derrylad we're all sick of your shitty mogadishu up there we all wish northern ireland would just detach and float off into the sea
IRA? Prefer IPA myself
t. d*blin anglo rat
>Fall asleep at 4PM
>Wake up around 2AM
>Watch YouTube videos and lose track of time until it's 2PM
>Eat one meal a day of junk food
>Repeat
The days are going by really fucking quick. Stayed up a bit late today haha.
Absolutely mad how much time you can burn on the internet and not even notice
Reminder that if your skin is a darker shade than the lovely number 3 here in the image then you are NOT white.
These laws you call obsolete is what keeps society orderly
>Dude it's like the current year, progressism postmodernism Goldbergstein lmao freedom dude
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>small brain
poo
>medium brain
poo willy
>big brain
poo willy bum
>ascendend brain
bum willy poo
you can have northern ireland in my opinion, nothing but a fucking burden on us
teehee i'm bent btw :v
we dont want it, it'd be a massive burden for us too
the past 9 years at least are a blur
>pasty creatures
is that racist
if you don't like goat cheese you are not white
2nd from right is bangable
fuckin damn right
you need to get out of that cycle bro
dont waste your life like this
speaking of which i am leaving too
yeah I'll have the lamb biryani please bossman xx
please, this is a family general
would really like to suck a big cock
'hmed
t. traitorous d*blin anglo rat
literally just want to go to america to try all their fast food and go to walmart and try every single type of oreo
Might put a day aside for tourism xx
man those are some disgusting ass knees
mums having a go at me for not having lunch again
sick of her
I wonder if they have ever eaten something other than kebabs or fish and chips.
sally hawkins used to be quite fit and now she's not
shame
i'd say i'm about as subnormie as they come
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i'm a full blooded gael from the heart of the country (not d*blin) and i realise with the amount of crazies in northern ireland theyd never integrate and would constantly be chimping out
Two duracells, a bottle of gin, some tic tacs, illegal fireworks, and one of those home enema kits.
Just hit her with "mum, it's all about energy in and energy out. I don't want to get fat like you"
dont be silly
tell me about iceland
going to see my therapist soon, lads
Hate women
mad how i can literally go from a 5/10 to an 8/10 with a different haircut
in some lightings i'm even a 9
what you gonna talk about
>i'm a full blooded gael
don't know why you're admitting this, you can pretend to be Norman you know?
Gobbling up the wet meat!
mums love it
And if you decide that's not worth it to see Éire in her full glory once more, then you're a traitorous anglo rat.
it kicked your ass
wouldn't even put myself within a 10 foot radius of these "humans"
Do you go from short to long hair or vice versa?
Have found myself looking better with long hair in the last year, but previously it was short hair.
what a quintessentially british image. fat ugly slags scoffing kebabs in the paki shop after being on the piss
reckon i can do at least 2 (two) posts in the time it takes max to start up
probably 3
Cigarettes and rose wine/cider doesn't count as food.
how i'm barely keeping my shit together hahaha and how i throw up before uni every morning hahaha and i'm too scared to drive myself anywhere so my geriatric old man has to drive me around hahahaha
I wonder if pity for beauty is a factor in attraction between Englishmen and women
would do left dont care
any pint man in?
FUCKING HELL YOU COULD TURN THIS PIC BLACK AND WHITE AND THE CUNT SECOND FROM THE RIGHT WOULD LOOK THE SAME
the only reason the girls are more attractive in london is because there's a greater foreign population
The english phenotype only produces ugly
requesting alan in a dunce cap
get annoyed when people say british people are ugly
then i remember pretty much all of my immediate ancestors are foreign and i feel better
:)
Are you ugly too?
classic britain
*inhales*
sheed
well it varies
with short hair, like short back and sides and a bit longer on top so i don't really have to do anything to it, i look good, so that's the safe option. but when i grow my hair out long there's like this transition period between short and long which looks grim, and when it is longer that's when it can change my appearance so much with one style or another
i reckon the fact that i have curly hair has something to do with it, especially since when it's sort of grown on the sides but not quite the curls just look shit
>english phenotype
you mean mutts?
Had noticed exactly the same thing since moving here desu. They're noticeably far more attractive, but 9 times out of 10 it's cos they're from some other European country where women are better looking
no, I'm very attractive
is this mathyank
t. never leaves his mothers basement.
british women are fine on average (go to any uni town and youll see). also the lack of sunlight makes for a worse complexion versus the continent
Very beautiful, normally I dislike blondes but this one is a pretty strong 8,5/10! Polish women rarely disappoints me.
Proofs
Doesn't apply for men you stupid runt, British men are known worldwide for their good looks
me want sucky sucky
two out of my two classes here have already espoused leftist dribble
"I'm a socialist" - one lecturer
another 2 gay geezers were on about Corbyn for PM
fucking hell Britain at least in Oz they repress their leftie instincts
hahaha
Everyone in the UK is a mutt of some kind.
British women are ok, don't know why Brits are always shitting on their own things
it's their mentality that is vile
oi oi saveloy!
>Doesn't apply for men you stupid runt, British men are known worldwide for their good looks
are those drag queens ?
>two classes
uhhhhh are you too stupid to take a full courseload?
I have straight (currently) thick hair and once it's been about four months since a(n increasingly) "high and tight" back and sides, it turns into an almost helmet-like haircut for another two months before turning into a borderline mullet crossed with a 70's haircut (my dad had the same kind of thing going on in the 70s).
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two classes so far you absolute yanker
in basically every lecture ive had this term the lecturer (who looks like the numale meme man) makes a 'joke' about brexit or ukip which just involves him mentioning the words and all the girls start laughing
well quite a lot of them are grim but we have some very bitter 'gins in here
sad state of affairs
Can someone explain his tattoos?
ascended post
literally EVERY human is a mutt of various races or phenotypes or whatever you want to call them
I bet there's like 0.00001% of people have had had ancestors of the EXACT same "phenotype" since the big bang, but they don't post on Sup Forums about it
I am a sexy British male.
What kind of shoes you wear /brit/?