>Porn giant Mindgeek – owner of popular online fleshpots Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn and Brazzers – will now collect names, mobile phone number, addresses and dates and place of birth before users log in.
>You’ll have to create a username and password to use Pornhub from April onwards.
>‘Once you’ve got a MindGeek login, you’re going to be giving them your entire web browsing history, because they’re going to be able to track every time you log in to anything.’
>The online ID checks will mean people will have to prove they are 18 before viewing any porn online, and are part of the Digital Economy Act 2018.
>The new system will be policed by the British Board of Film Censorship, but porn publishers will implement their own age checks.
>AgeID will prompt users to create an account, using a passport or mobile phone to confirm their age.
>The data is passed to a government-approved service to confirm that the user is aged 18+ – then users can then use their AgeID account to bypass checks.
>Sites which fail to ID users can be fined up to £250,000, and the government can ask payment services to withdraw their support.
Most virgins who need to use pron know how to get around this. Governments are old cunts who make laws on technology they don't understand.
Lucas Collins
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Luis Ross
First they came for the Turks, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Turk. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Thomas Murphy
Damn the nanny state is real get it together
Landon White
OH NO NO NO NO
Levi Bell
>the absolute state of britwanks
Aiden Torres
>proxy use will be made illegal >fine of £8000
Proxy isn't working out for your Toblerone though
Evan Turner
>what are russian sites that upload newest blacked episodes right after they go out just learn some cyrillic desu
Eli Walker
Meanwhile the British parliament just goes on a stroll to an orphanage to get off
Mason Howard
>conservative government >this instantly happens >"b-b-but its the left that wants to ban porn ;_;"
John Jones
>Oh no! Now how am I going to watch Ahmed fucking a with girl? Just hide in your mother's closet for god's sake.
Josiah Reyes
>this instantly happens
Christopher Sanchez
Don't laugh leaf, you're next.
Thomas Martin
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but lmao
Blake Wright
jokes on you im on no fap
Camden Turner
Why was the toblerone change so controversial? You're paying by weight, so as long a new 100g bar costs the same as an old 100g bar there isn't an issue.
Jayden Diaz
What the fuck
Parker Watson
This guy is the definition of Canadian. He's from Alberta though, should be from the GTA
David Martin
The UK is such a fucking shithole
Parker Green
Waiting for the future #banthewank Twitter-campaings
Chase Perry
why do brits need a license for everything?
Camden Perez
There is nothing wrong with this. You already have to use an ID to buy alcohol, a TV License, a knife license, or tobacco, which are all less damaging to the health than pornography, which is a disaster for our society. I myself blame the fact that thousands of girls were raped in Rotherham not on Muslim men, but on porn - Muslim men often have strong security checks on their wifi and so go and pick up girls instead of watching porn whilst native Brits disgrace themselves in front of a screen.
Porn is fucking disgusting. I watch at most twice per week, and I usually present my ID to my laptop as a rite of passage even though it makes no real difference. If I caught my 17 year old brother watching porn I would beat the fucking shit out of him
Tyler Scott
something something orwell
Nathan Thompson
Could this actually spread to websites that are not strictly pornographic but host porn content like Sup Forums?
Hudson Perez
We are lucky they arent part of eu anymore. Good riddance.
They lowered the weight and the price remained.
10/10 here is your (You)
It could, but probably wont happen. Why? Nobody likes to work for free nor implement new features without a good reason to.
Ian Edwards
>americans making fun of this >their country decided not to have NN
Jaxson Campbell
Can someone explain that toblerone picture to me? I see this posted almost every time Brexit is mentioned but I just don't get it.
Liam Stewart
The new chocolate bar has less chocolate for the same price. The joke is that without free trade, the added tariffs will raise prices for the consumer.
Juan Long
And you all laughed at me for wanting to live in America
Ian Mitchell
America is even worse. You know there are other countries, right?
Ayden Jenkins
Inshallah brother
Adam Howard
Are there? Neither of us are a real country
Juan Cox
>Pornhub asks for your name and address before browsing Literally nothing wrong with this. Porn is very bad for your physical and mental health.
Cooper Evans
>You know there are other countries, right? >live in Canada >make anti-feminist joke on streaming website >go to prison "other countries" doesn't include you
Kevin Russell
Pornography is immoral and destructive and ought to be banned
Brandon Allen
The best porn sites are the ones governments try to shut down, not regulate. Who even uses shit like pornhub?
Hudson Flores
sopa de chimpanzé uma delicia!!!!
Nathaniel Nelson
reminder that sad panda is all that you need
Joseph Miller
>mfw the brit government wants to collect any and all information about the wanking material of everyone in the country >mfw somewhere a low level government worker has to wade through the sewer that is the sexual fantasies of /brit/ posters
Amazing
Hudson Hughes
>The new chocolate bar has less chocolate for the same price. Is that actually something Toblerone did? Just in the UK or something, because the toblerones in my supermarket look the same. Or is it just entirely a photoshopped meme and am I looking too seriously into it?
Joshua Brown
"Hello I'd like to buy a porn license"
Ryder Wilson
Exhentai is garbage for anyone but EOP trash looking for shitty scanlations of raws which have already been floating around for ages.
Isaac Evans
Why do YOU want to be in ZOGEU?
Jonathan Barnes
In germany the wages are 3~4 higher than here. Open trade market. Western quality food. No pass needed when travelling. Less susceptible to be annexed by russia. Less insignificant.
Daniel Butler
We have same shit in Russia. Muh congratulation, UK
Kevin Flores
>want to laugh at this >remember that sankakuchannel is banned for literally no reason
Inch Allah I guess.
Leo Clark
>willing to destroy thousands of years of history your forefathers founded so you can eat cheap Jew food
I hope Merkel assigns every rapefugee to your house
Caleb Diaz
>Austria living in the 20th century Not surprised desu, you continentals are backwards ogres.
The future of data analysis is reinforcement machine learning. You do not need to pay some low level government clerk money to do something that can be automated 1000x scale on a cloud server.
I swear, the EU is so backwards. China and the USA are going to race circles around you in the next century.
Nicholas Howard
>would rather have a wanking pass than continue trading with its largest export market lmao
Jeremiah White
good, pornographers themselves should all be jailed and fined into destitution
Evan Clark
wanker
Anthony King
OI GOVNA IM ERE FOR ME WANKIN LICENSE M8
Wyatt Richardson
Literally never happened, mutt.
Anthony Ramirez
It really did happen, but I'm not sure where. I haven't eaten Toblerone in a long time.