/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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vhs jumping man

Sheryl Lee is CUTERST!

Naomi Watts is disgusting, I was jsut praying for the camera not to pan her tits

Man, that is going to hurt. I mean I don't give a shit about Sonny Jim but I only want good things for Janey-E.

david lunch lol

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this looks better than bluray version

I think I watched the wrong version.

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quick rundown on pynchon

>no Edition title

How does it feel knowing hundreds of your ancestors spent thousands of years getting you to this point only for your to fuck up this badly

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>mfw Lynch added CUTEposting to episode 10

BRAVO LYNCH!

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I wish I could floss those teeth with my dick if you know what I'm saying

Literally posted a gif mid episode

go back to /got/

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2 pretty chill dudes desu

Can't wait to watch this series later with all the music acts removed. They are so underwhelming.

NO lewd, user

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THEY BE LIKE
COOP
WAT
CAN U TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHYS THAT
SO ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

1st for I jerked off to jumping man
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Audreyfags have been laid to rest

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lol teach me how to dougie

guy from Prison Break

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Her name is Candie not Candy.

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Couldn't have picked a more pleb dress to wear for her appearance on Twin Peaks.

LAMB OF GOD IS CANON

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Chad being Richard Horne's partner in crime is lame and disappointing. I really wanted him to reveal himself as a true bro, kinda like Albert in the original show

As an artist who works with VHS-sourced imagery, you have my approval and support, Jumpingmanon

True love forever, the one and only true pairing. Nothing will break it

Now it just needs to be smiling instead of crying Sheryl

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Richard robbing Silvia is maybe the most quintessential Lynch scene in the entire series or at least since Laura's funeral.

What happens in the scene is so overwhelming and viscerally disturbing but Lynch slips one variable into the scene that makes things just slightly off. You don't know whether to be disgusted or to laugh. It really sums up his entire artistic ethos.

go away Mark

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I wish I could spray my man juice all over that open chest

I want to protect her.

I doubt there's any archival footage with her smiling due to the nature of Lynch's torture

Do NOT lewd!

she likes it

>45 posts
>7 minutes

was the new episode that good?

the plot is moving noew

>slut that fucked 90% of the twin peaks population
>do not lewd
lmao

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janey-e give one ride

10/10 tbqh my dude

>only Mark Frost knows how to read credits

You were probably confused about who Sylvia was last week too.

She wouldn't do that in normal circumstances you fuck, you know what happened to her

>U1880S
What did Lynch mean by this?

>58 year old Kyle Maclachlan is in better shape than 23 year old me.

fuck.

They should make a Kingdom Come movie and cast Kyle as Superman

And by "they" I mean "not Snyder"

He writes very good books.

45 memes with no real peaks.

user please, I've seen 10 year old boys with a bigger chest

when tp ends, give up all tv and movies and get in shape

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You should be more depressed about the amount of pussy George Constanza gets

Sad to know that they are all sex offenders.

cooper came back but he doesn't remember anything that happened after he went to twin peaks
james is in cahoots with evil cooper, and we find out donna is the one pulling all the strings (the wicked witch of black lodge)
DICK came back and dick being wally biological father is CANON
billy zane fucked audrey in unstimulated sex scene

LYNCH WAS SLATED TO DIRECT AN ADAPTATION OF GRAVITY'S RAINBOW BUT IT WAS CANCELLED DUE TO FUNDING ISSUES

like joyce? like Vonnegut? like Easton Ellis? Like Saunders?

such a tight body, almost got a stiffy, but I was laughing my ass off at my boy Dougie

I can read them just fine, but I'm not an asshole making posts just to point out how people are spelling names slightly differently.

quickstart now???

Pro: I can say I am in way better shape than George Costanza

Con: George Costanza somehow has fucked way more women than me.

Well, maybe not quite like Joyce.

>He was watching Twin Peaks last night
>He was posting on /tpg/
>He wasn't watching GoT
>He wasn't shitposting on the GoT sticky

you autist fucks

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Every morning type Dougie as fast as you can. If you misspell Dougie, spend the day improving yourself instead of procrastinating.

Shits getting pretty frustrating

I feel the plot isn't advancing fast enough and none of this will get any sort of ending

I'm getting lynched arent I

Pleb, "The" Rebekah del Rio performance was pure kino

More Joyce than the others. At least in terms of prose.

Easton Ellis, Vonnegut, and Saunders would sell all their kidneys just to be able to write 2% as well as Pynchon can.

I WANT TO RIDE HIM TOO

I wonder with which guy normal Laura would have been with, James? Bobby without using him coke supplier?

no, it was bad equalized performance

he only gives 2 rides

>that feel when you only get 50 minutes of Twin Peaks each week, and five of those are wasted skipping through shitty song performances

This is typical Lynch, evil characters are immoral and gross slobs, completely without virtue.

Albert was confrontational, but an otherwise disciplined and virtuous man.

Yeah anyone who makes a correction must be an asshole. Insecure much, mental manlet?

Your mom only lets you watch one tv show?

The last 2 episodes will have so many fucking things happening you'll be begging for it to slow down.

Screencap this for your own benefit.

Was it parodying breaking bad?

>I will never deflower Cooper
just kill me now senpai

100% Bobby, he was the Captain of the Football team

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>Yeah anyone who makes a correction must be an asshole.
Correct.

exactly what?

Comparing Thomas Pynchon to Easton Ellis is like comparing Ingmar Bergman to Brett Ratner.

What did he mean here?

She didn't like Bobby though, she was only using him for coke. It would have been James

>being this lazy

The fly episode

Don't mind me Albert, just making sketches for the new DumbLand season

This show is top comedy but I think pic related was bit too much

Kill yourself.

She is hot. I wish I could switch places with Kyle.