Why is everyone in this continent a fucking drunk? And proud of it as well?

Why is everyone in this continent a fucking drunk? And proud of it as well?

americans are embarassing faggots when it comes to alcohol

you think getting drunk once makes you an alcoholic you sad cunts

t. proud drunk

Why is everyone in this country obese, retarded and shot? And proud of it as well?

t. puritan faggot

FREEDOM

Why does everyone in this region have a Somali refugee sleeping in their wives' bed? Just wondering

drinking water was unsafe for a long time so we invented funny water

>drinking water was unsafe
t. wh*Toid that cannot drink water or stay out in the sun. the earth has been trying to get rid of your kind forever

>be british
>shitposting on Sup Forums
>ben rings 5 bongs
>bloody ell toime for the next point
>head out to the pub
>get hit by a peace truck and die
>family gets fined because you had an unlicensed butter knife in your bag

this

I love alcohol , it's a part of my life, cheers!

That's literally not true.

They're not. Tax records from like the 1600s or something show that people drank a lot more

>I love alcohol , it's a part of my life
Nice, we have people like that here too!

Cuck fetish

He drinks while Abdul fucks his crush lol

Why does everyone in US have a mutt sleeping in their wives' bed? Oh wait, its because they're all mutts :DDDDDDDDD

There's nothing to do but drink.

>Armenia is Europe

they're as european as you

>geography = ethnography

I am not a mutt. Do not insult me like that.

>w-we proud white yurops b-but dey aintz

El antiguo Malo sin humanidad...

hey france why does your capital city have literal slum villages?

Because we produce the best wine, beer and other alcoholic drinks? Can your wines and beer even compte with the european ones? Guess not.

La creatura.....

central europe :)

El gordo protuberante...

I'm fucking Abdul's crush, you abomination

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Speak for yourself, there are plenty of drunks in the US

La abominacion de la noche eterno....

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>duuude where is my red plastic cup bro!

>strawmaning

>yfw there are countries that deliberately poison their own water

La monstruosidad sin nombre....

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>drinking wine while taking lunch/dinner
>OMG you're so drunk!

Also

>Americans get drunk drinking beer

Pussies.

woah... so that's the power... of... the...
united...
states...

He's not saying they're non-white, he's saying they're not European you braindead yank

>86.4% American babies die
what the fuck kind of fake statistics are you looking at?

why are you so dumb, you dont even understand your own language!

.4% American babies die
>what the fuck kind of fake statistics are you looking at?
This is global poker face material.

Reall men choose beer, Diego.

woah... so that's the power of the... american math intellect

Looks like LA

You'd think, but it's actually beautiful Paris, France.

t. country that has such a bad problem with alcohol that it had to forbid it completely at some point

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El intelecto aberrante

la bestia judia...

it's too easy

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

>American """""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Cringeworthy to be honest

WE WUZ INVENTORS

A large chunk of the developing world still has trouble finding potable water even today
>That's literally not true.
It is, medieval Europeans didn't know about the germ theory of disease but they did know that things fermented a lot better if you boiled the water beforehand, killing off any pathogens. There's a theory the enlightenment came around because Europeans started to drink coffee and tea instead.

There's a kinda weird pattern in the West where places with lower per capita alcohol consumption actually have a higher prevalence of alcohol dependence and problem drinking.

The UK drinks less per capita than Germany, but the UK has a higher prevalence of alcoholism, problem drinking and alcohol-related health problems.

The exact same is true of the UK compared to the US.

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>I-I could NEVER fall for a bait, I am ze eternal frencho!!

creg is that *two* whole tall boys my dude? no way man, i got work tomorrow
*nurses a bud light over 5 hours*
oh man i can't see shitttttttttt

>regards 56% "white" america

how are Americans such lightweights when they're so fat and have lots of German and Irish DNA its truely an accomplishment

>get your own (You)s, faggot.

They start too late and only drink 4% shit beer. Also if you do ANYTHING while drinking everyone will judge you forever
t. friends with burgerstanis