Culture Pals - /cp/

LOVE Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Want to prep the Norwegian bull Erik? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 144 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get stalked by nasty /flat/ Irish slags? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with Randy?

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Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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qtcrawler script:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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first for me

test

Third for Erik and his potential future bf(this is me btw)

Fourth for me

Guys

I feel bad for trolling some of these qties they answer so innocently (Russians)

As asked in previous thread, how do you keep your profile online without timing out?

be active, or if you're afk, use an autoclicker that clicks once every 30 seconds on "home"

Talking to russian qt about cities in eastern europe/travel

Then this happens (she's in pink)

To keep it online you need to have internet always open.
Use some old smartphone for that

Thanks, will try refresh home more often.

Good shit lol, poor guy didn't expect it.
He has deleted his comment on my profile

How much will you guys pay for this wife-tier qt profile?

Nothing. I already found one found one qt with the same mentality as me, but she's not mine :'(

My gf is the same way and doesn't want to go anywhere where there are too many nonwhites

Thank God Russia is being sanctioned

What's her nationality?

So this is what the 12 year olds talk about. Jeez.

Czech

Anyone know this Norwegian soyboy who posts in these threads? I want to call him.

He's in my bed. I'll go wake him up

>been with my qt for 3 years
>never met
>never got noodz
>will meet this summer

for 3 years i literally pushed women off of me because theres a grill many miles away that i never met with an intact hymen
at least i can blame it on me being conservative

what am i in for?

Fucking rude

That's cute.
Are you a virgin as well?

You could set up an imacros script to refresh the page every few seconds

>at least i can blame it on me being conservative

How come she didn’t get bored of waiting?

i was molested by 2 teenage grills when i was 10 or so
my d had v contact so idk

anywaysn,eversince ive only ate out and fingerbanged chicks
felt like its a giant sin to stick my dick in them so i didnt

I was molested as well, by my neighbor girl, when I was like 10 or something. I am sorry, user.

How to introduce my qt to blacked

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>Male
>Molested by a girl

Just give her the link

>you will never be a 10yo kid again
>you will never be 'molested' by a qt teenage grill

Why would you ever want that? It's traumatic.

:l :'(

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What is your morning routine /cp/? Asking for a friend!

>wake up, look at my qt's profile pic
>fall asleep looking at her pic
>lunch

wake up, check messages, masturbate, eat, do whatever I have planned/school

- alarm goes off at 7:30
- check and respond to texts and stuff
- go put a coffee on
- shower while coffee brews
- Drink coffee while preparing breakfast, usually an omelette, cereal if I have less time and always a piece of fruit
- depending whether I have morning lectures either a) go to campus or b) bum around at home for a while

Same
also get molested when I'm 10 years old

You're bootyful

rate meal

Very good

where's the protein?

Where's the olive oil?

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Despite what the others say, it looks shit. But, I‘d still eat it because I‘m a pastanigger.
portuguese olive oil is shit, Randy.

why are you so mean?

t.same fagu

>ketchup on pasta

absolutely disgusting

Rude

Spotted the italian descent gustavo

Don‘t delete this post pls.
I hate bland meals. Just being honest desu.
:3 it‘s the best olive oil actually!

>Be in the same resort as italians
>Pour ketchup on pasta in front of them because of memes I heard on Sup Forums
>They lose their shit and start explaining how to cook with sauces, techniques, etc
>Start cooking for me every day
>I get my own Italian chefs for free

Why do northern yuropoors have such shit food?

kill thou art selve

but its god tier food

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Think about it, it's difficult to grow vegetables and shit there because of cold and it's difficult to transport it to the north.
So they don't have a lot to elaborate a cousine like southern Europe where they had for centuries access to all kind of different spices, vegetables and meats.

is this you?
youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

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Why can't I sleep?

will we ever make it lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=FAPKM0RZ4as

Sending some love to all you anons. Hope your situations improve and everthing gets better, You are all beautifull and strong willed people and have a good sleep to keep going stronger the next day.My admiration for you is immense please keep fighting.
love,

I

Thanks. I hope it really does.

Thanks user!
*Hugs you*

I hope that we all make it

Awwww. Thank you user.
*kisses you*

Hello darkness, my old friend
I'm lonely on interpals again
The messages are not being seen
I want to burn my body in gasoline

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JEsus fuck

Well the Irish are niggers

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m-macchi?

Share your pic of your inbox

Its Issac just so you know, I'm a mestizo.

np

jesus fuck thats edgy

+11 messages

Not that. I'll show how it is

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>qt tells me she likes me so much and wants to meet ASAP
>talked about fucking, exchange nudes etc
>find her Instagram through her twitter
>pic of her with this lanky lad cuddling with the caption "this is true love"

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE

I'm too ugly to use this

sup fucking crack ass niggas

You're not

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Who here is /NWPrincess8208 confess!

I have more messages from last hour than you do in a day. Start messaging hoes

What country is she from?

If I do that, I stop replying to a lot of them. As for now I'm only having convos with the second person and with the greek.
But the greek isn't going to reply. The other one will, eventually

Me, do you want to see my feminine penis?

She is/was here before.
She also used to talk with Gustavo.

France

No thanks, I only want masculine ones.

Interesting

faggot

>replying messages
>2018

jesus christ gustavo