/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

The face of Rape Edition

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TWIN PEAKS BTFO

dougiee fok wive

This is the CUTE

(((experts)))

This is the chair

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BRAPT full and sniff

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Laura is the CUTER

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Can anyone post a webm or gif of Sonny-Jim being woken up?

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OFrui you

was this Lynch feeling guilt for his rape and abuse of her IRL? or was he taunting her yet again?

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I was too busy showing Thin Red Line to my gay roommate after getting dinner together to watch the episode last night. Any major spoilers or can I still shitpost?

>Lynch
>feeling guilt
He was taunting her just like he's taunting Kyle by making him play both an innocent state of mind and a rapist murderer like Lynch tried to turn him into

avclub was very good ~5 years ago
now they are trash.

Johnny... :^c

AV Club is a fucking joke. The commenters are much worse than Sup Forums's favorite boogeyman, Reddit.

>Cole in the light
>Diane in the dark

This was the last time they spoke as friends.

I"m really starting to think that those dolls would only appear still and motionless when anyone else was around Lynch.

>AVClub
JUST

Dougie Jones.

Nothing significant happened. A few answers though. Ike was hired to kill Coop by the man sitting behind the desk, that's why EvilCoop called him previous episode to remind him to get it done. Also the anonymous billionaire was EvilCoop.

is Diane texting with Jeffries?

Hello Johnny, how are you today?

>There are people browsing Sup Forums RIGHT NOW you genuinely believe that GoT is better television than Twin Peaks

How does this make you feel?

>HELLO JOHNNY
>HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

kino meme & filler episode but meme & filler epsiode nonetheless

>Cole is good
>Diane is bad
>??? is ugly

What the hell was evil Coop up to in those 25 years? He seems to have become basically a James Bond villain.

No wonder Lucas wanted Lynch to direct Return of the Jedi, pottery recognises pottery

Self-righteous in my opinions knowing I have better taste than a website full of sperglords and autists

Fuck Bitches
Get Money

When will Diane get COLED?

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF JANEY-E JONES

>Rapes defenseless autists
>Threats assault on defenseless business men
>Constantly speeding
>Records over other people's VHS tapes
>Hates blacks
>Molested Sonny Jim but it's okay she's a strong wymen and he liked it anyway
>Regularly pisses in the coffee she makes for her family
>Has psychotic delusions of being a big star in Hollywood
>Illegal immigrant, she only pretends to be an American
>Takes Dougie Jones' prescription

>filler episode

Is this a meme now?

>filler

LITERAL plebe if you think anything in this season is filler

Janey-E is a pedo

>Rapes defenseless autists
This was onscreen though

absolute mommy

This season sucks, of course you people that just jumped on the Lynch bandwagon can't admit it and will just spout memes to everyone that rightly disagrees

aedop

Hahaha
LYNCHED
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Hahaha, LYNCH'D

>tfw Heineken actually is a shit beer

You're doing great, Anonymous. A true Lynch fan indeed, unlike all these poseurs. I to stopped liking Lynch when he came back to popular culture, to played out now

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>WHERE'S MY DAMN FINE COFFEE THIS ISN'T COMFY WAAHHHH THIS SEASON SUX #NOTMYCOOPER >:(((((((

Red has a liver problem

*tipping intensifies*

t. someone that never actually cared about Lynch until he was told he should care because of his pop cultural relevance

PABST BLUE RIBBON THATS THE REAL SHIT

so did the casino guys AND bad coop both unknowingly hire Ike to kill Dougie?

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just outed yourself as a fake fan
no wonder this season has such low ratings, all the people that actually cared about Twin Peaks have jumped ship leaving only younger people that believe they should like Lynch and everything he does

>the anonymous billionaire was EvilCoop
when was that revealed I must have missed it while in an utter state of nirvana from getting LYNCH'D so hard

>so did the casino guys [...] hire Ike to kill Dougie?
They did not.

What the fuck was this thing and what the fuck was it's problem?

Is it ok that I do like Lynch and most everything he's directed?

>Lynch picks absolute babes who go on to become top-tier mommys

ITS NOT FAIR

what is not fair

What is wrong with this season? It would be great to get a Certified True Twin Peaks Fan™'s opinion

Kek

i think when they see dougie on the news, it's implied that the casino guys didnt know or didnt care enough to know who dougie actually was, so no

Hello, user. How are you today?

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>Harry Dean Stanton will be killed by Lynch any day now
It's not fair bros ;_;

it was nice to get it confirmed that the message BadCoop sent didn't go directly to Diane.

someone in Mexico got the message, and then resent it in all caps with punctuation.

I'm pretty sure the user billionaire is Todd, and he's just following orders from evil Cooper. He probably financed the glass box and Coop has something on him that keeps him under his thumb

Twin Peaks is only good because of Lynch, I've always been a fan of Lynch and not Twin Peaks.

Sheryl is best mommy.

>Todd
who the fuck is Todd?

No, the guy sitting behind the desk hired Ike to kill Dougie, because Bob told him to. Ike failed to kill Doug, that's why last episode Bob rung the guy behind the desk and told him to get it done. The casino guys watching the news report of the Ike attack was just a coincidence.

Towards the end of the episode Lynch looked at photographs that showed Bob standing next to the glass box in New York. It was implied he had it set up.

Hello friends! David here. I'm glad you all enjoyed this week's episode, and I apologize for the unplanned intrusion of Sheryl in the middle of an important scene. Has anyone seen Sheryl Lee lately? I'd love to choke that bitch out if I found her haha just kidding

Warm Regards,
D. Lynch

>twangy western guitar plays in distance

Richard's Father, guys.

mfw true teeth

Sheryl Lee is NOT a bitch and don't you dare do it, David!!

Hello Johnny

Hello Buella how are you today

ABSOLUTE

except Fenn and LFB

Is it weird that I kinda like Dougie more than Coop? Coop was fun but he was sort of a mary-sue, he was better than everyone at everything and until the windom earle arc he had no real conflicts that he couldn't immeditatley solve with his perfection at everything. Dougie is way more of a lovable underdog than normal coop.

I'm doing alright, how are you?

you are liking Retarded Cooper as dougie

The Return in general is infinitely superior to any other entry in the Twin Peaks series.

Not joking by the way

I agree and think it would be strange if Dougie made a total 180 when/if he does get his memories back.

dougie was in like 1 scene this is brain damage cooper

it does not work like this because
it is superior because the context of
any other entry in the Twin Peaks series.

Hello Johnny

I don't watch GoT but this week's episode was pretty average. Not that hard to believe that a season premiere would be better.

if you watch you should kys

Yeah im aware, I kinda figured everyone called modern coop "dougie" to make a distinction between him before and after the time in the lodge

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Episode 10 was dissappointing, the worst one of the season in my opinion. Still good tho, just hoping to see more crazy episodes like 3 and 8