Would you fuck a pig on live TV to save another person?

Would you fuck a pig on live TV to save another person?

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Yes. /thread/

depends what race they are

Depends on the pig.

I can't get erections so no.

DUDE HE FUCKS A PIG!

I can't even begin to describe how disappointing this show was after it was hyped to infinity and beyond.

Hell, I'd fuck a pig on live TV.

>implying I don't fuck pigs already

DUDE WHAT IF SOCIAL MEDIA WAS REAL

I would just for fun.

No but I would in order to fit in with fellow posh wankers at the Bullingdon Club.

Would you fuck your dad on live TV to save another person?

oh shit a black mirror thread! 15 million credits is probably my favourite so far. I'm on season 3 episode 2

it sure wouldn't take me 2 hours to cum.

I only watched two episodes, piece of shit show

It was just Reddit sperging out over socially-acceptable scifi. Black Mirror won't even be a footnote in the history of television.

But I've already married one!


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Remember when the first episode of Black Mirror was just Charlie Brooker trying to be Aaron Sorkin?

>15 million credits is probably my favourite so far

I don't think the PM browses Sup Forums

Ha, you must be a fan of Wes Anderson movies.

>would you fuck a pig
Amy Schumer?

nobody is up his own ass as much as Sorkin

I'd still take the pig 2bh.

he should have jerked off before hand and got close to cumming

So does that mean I won't be a virgin anymore?

I'd fuck a pig anyway.

DUDE TECHNO-DYSTOPIA LMAO

They did discuss in the episode that would be bad because it would look like he enjoyed it in that case.

I can't fuck until marriage, I must marry the pig first.

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Save another person from what

David Cameron?

Do i get to keep the pig?

only if it gave me a trotterjob

I still think it's retarded that NOT A SINGLE PERSON was out on the street to find the Princess even though she was released over half an hour before the broadcast actually started.
Would that many people seriously not only watch this, but watch this for over an hour? Even the children? And doesn't anybody have work?

And let's not even get into how ridiculous it is that some random garage guy single-handedly kidnapped the princess and did all of that other shit without leaving a single trace.

How do people even get away with crimes in the UK? Aren't there cameras every two feet?

just turn off your brain bro

That's another thing. They say that CCTV cameras saw her. If the streets of London were empty, wouldn't one of the security guards on duty have seen her? Or were all the security guys too busy jacking off to the PM fucking a pig too?

This is the correct answer.

>Fuck a pig on live TV to save a member of the royal family

lmao no

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newfag

Do I get a condom? Has the pig been tested?

Well if you do you get minor hero cred and if you don't people hate you because it's really not that big a deal
I'd even fuck the pig over a dirty/disgusting woman because the pig probably won't give me any diseases

let's say it's Chloe Grace Moretz

mmmm, dog jowls

It's a long time since I saw this. Did they dose him up with multiple viagra pills?

then no

He said a pig, not the funniest, most beautiful woman in America.

Would you fuck your little sister on live tv to save another person?

(D) Amy Schumer

so goddamn corny

Can I get a quick rundown of this pig fucker?

>socially-acceptable scifi

I was trying to find a way of saying it's shit to people. This is perfect.

Not a fucking chance. Everybody's gotta have some standards.

Dude, show some respect, she's my sister

He's the prime minister and got blackmailed into fucking a pig on live TV. I've never even seen the show I just read the thread. Go lurk more you dumb faggot

I'd fuck the pig regardless.

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Literally no one said he was supposed to be the prime minister, so unless you're British, you would recognize it.

This

seriously no one would care if he just did it and was like 'whatever dude i'll fuck a pig to save people's lives, what faggot wouldn't'

Kek. I bet you would fuck a pig even without motive.

>Death in June

except for his wife

The entire Royal family is probably neck deep in pedophile rings and thus should die so "no"

I wouldn't fuck a pig to save a general member of the populace, but to save a member of the royal family? Fuck no.

Well I fucked your mother so you may be right.

still better than Grimes

I dunno man Skepta is pretty lit

I want to LICK her boobies hehehe

Do it for the experience bro.

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>not just using CGI

Haven't seen the episode, why didn't they do that?

/join showderp

The kidnappers specify camera movements and angles that would be impossible to do live and I think he had to read from a autocue that had a live script the kidnappers provided or something, I haven't watched it in a while but they do address it.

would be impossible for CGI to match live without it being obvious*

To save a royal family member or anyone else not related to me? Fuck no.

Was it ever clarified if it was a female pig that fucked in the pussy or a male pig that he fucked in teh ass?

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Depends 100% on how important to me they are. If it's not my brother/wife/child I'm going to have a strong pass.

>sorry granny you've had a nice life

I can't, OP, it's Haraam.

mein neger, I love death in june

And even with that requirement they still tried to use CGI but the attempt got leaked.

>disgustedmexicankid.png

maybe

Only for a family member or a close friend. If Muhammad can do it, so can I.

What went wrong in season 3?

This is the dumbest part, how is this guy not masturbating furiously on his way up and just sticking the head in real quick and finishing is ridiculous. Unless the real point was that he wanted to do it and it was all an elaborate plot to satiate his voyeuristic zoophilia fetish, in which case

[Spoiler]>kino

It wasn't just about saving another person.
It was about saving the people's darling princess.
His career was at stake and that's the only reason he went through with it.

Do britbongs really care this much about the fate of a family that exists solely for tourism and feeding off of taxpayer money?

based anti monarchist bro

Well I mean we did fight two successful wars against your monarchs

No.

simply based