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lewd edition
without ugly flags

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premier

Meddl Loide

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Don't mind me, just going to barge in and ruin your thread kek

can we stop with the jew jokes?
they're not funny, my grandpa died in a concentration camp
he fell from the watchtower

Somehow the flags fit perfectly to the characters

On another note, when the fuck will we get legacy back? I'm fucking tired of this "program AI for googles smart predator drone" shit!!!!

what's the common point with jews and sneakers ?
there's more in 39 than 45

invited:
english
scottish
welsh
cornish
ulster scots
manx
french
normans
bretons
occitans
basques
corsicans
provençals
burgundians
germans
prussians
bavarians
austrians
hanoverians
saxons
luxembourgish
liechtensteiners
danes
swiss germans
swiss french
walloons
eastern belgians
australians
new zealanders

not invited:
slavs
pakis
y*Nks
niggers
pretty much anyone else

allowed for comedic purposes:
italians
dutch

fuck you it's really not funny
my grandfather really died in a concentration camp. some retarded drunkard college fell on him out of a watchtower.

we won't
it's ogre

you can tell it's designed for touchcrap
if you're on a screen it's not too bad

>prussians
represent
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Tl7_6mQCA

Well if it isn't the "three" most "relevant" "countries" in "Europe" lol

Just use Sup Forums x and tick "Force Noscript Captcha".

wish we could invite Italy, but if we invite Italy we'd have to invite Spain, and if we invite Spain we'd have to invite Portugal, etc

der zweite von links hat doch nen youtubekanal, oder? weiß grad einer wie der heißt?

What do you call an american on a Skyscraper?

sun eclipse

t-this works?

But 4chanX doesn't work for firefox, I thought?

when i see german write to another in german i always feel like they're plotting something

If we invite Italy, they start a military campaign that leads nowhere and then switch sides when they see that everything is going to shit

[Verse 1]
Here's the story of Britannia
A land both fair and great
On twenty-third of June
An independent state
This was much against the wishes
Of certain governments
Whose leaders tried to break us down
To make us all repent

[Chorus]
But we're all Britons
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in
We'll keep them south of this island
'Til that channel's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Britons never die

[Verse 2]
They can send their men to murder
And they can shout their words of hate
But the cost of keeping this land free
Can never be too great
For our men and boys are fighting
For the things that they hold dear
That this land and all its people
Will never disappear

[Chorus]
'Cause we're all Britons
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in
We'll keep them south of this island
'Til that channel's running dry
This mighty land will propser
For Britons never die

[Verse 3]
We'll preserve this little nation
For our children's children too
For once you're a Briton
No other land will do
We will stand tall in the sunshine
With the truth upon our side
And if we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride

[Chorus]
'Cause we're all Britons
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in
We'll keep them south of this island
'Til that channel's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Britons never die

It's not as good as legacy but it's still tremendously better than normal V2.
I'm not sure, check for yourself: Sup Forums-x.net/

Spain+UK+Russia+France+Italy+Netherlands+Germany= /surfing/

Same when you frenchmen talk in french

Hamburg

Thanks, I'll check it out. I wouldn't even have a problem with clicking some images if they made it a bit less annoying tbqh.

Nah boi

I like it.

Did someone said lewd?

Just looks like gay chat sex to me

rude
if you left them more time to modernize their army as mussolini asked maybe it could have ended better for the both of you

R A R E
A
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who is the WORST poster on /fr/ and /deutsch/?

in /brit/ we've got an entire rogue's gallery of horrible posters who ruin the thread

They took two years to achieve nothing in greece ... the germans took two weeks ... their greatest help would have been to just stay out of the war and cook for us, as italian food is very nice

This got me thinking

Why is German the manliest language?

Well that's exactly what noscript captcha is. You just tick exactly 3 images every time without having to put up with Google's retarded extra security measures. The only downside is that you're normally supposed to copypaste a code after solving the captcha, but Sup Forums x automatically does it in your place.

same here
But tell me about your best posters.

Hab's gefunden. Das ist er doch, oder? youtube.com/watch?v=lu7jw1Qli0w
Sein Kanal ist meines Wissens aus D nicht erreichbar, keinen Bock Tor anzuschmeißen grade uezs

I recently went to the Düsseldorf Airport and some brit said "...and I was like so thicc...". Didn't hear more.

What was he talking about?

wtf lewd

Nostre plan pour envahir par delà le Rhin est fin prêt mon général. Le boche ne se doute de rien. Postez des images de dessins mouvants coréens pour détourner l'attention de l'ennemi.
We're not plotting anything, really.

duhm?
Der sieht überhaupt nicht aus wie Dennis

And ?
i said if you waited before invading poland, the italians could have modernized their army
they could have steamrolled greece after that

personally I like vietlad, a Canadian expat in Vietnam who posts pictures of temples and has neat socio-cultural knowledge from a reactionary point of view
the australians overall are good posters
toilposters are good
as are the busting bollocks posters

SIE SIND JA EIN SCHÄBIGER LUMP

hat mich irgendwie daran erinnert, aber duhm bin ich eh, kann scho sein

>we will stand tall on the sunshine
stopped reading right there

the vichysts are annoying
nothing against Vichy but those guys are absolute Sup Forums level retards and they turn every thread into shit

>we will stand tall on the sunshine
That would be silly user, how would you stand on sunshine?

bbc.com/news/world-europe-42912670
can I get some refugee power rankings, who are the boss nigas of refugees?
Afghans took the afros 3 to 10.

なに?Ai donto spik ze nazi

communists and neoliberals ruin /brit/ threads more than the fascists

noch nicht

Bien pris commandant. Les opérations sont prêtes pour montrer à ces mangeurs de choucroute qui doit règner sur l'europe.

Communists and neoliberals ruined Britain.

>vichyists
>literal traitors
disgusting

all are shit tbqh

Et les anglo-saxons alors, on en fait quoi ??

please do not make fun of my typing disabilities

fascists are less shit than the rest but yes i agree they're shit

personally i'm a fan of the High Tory tradition *tips fedora* (but i am serious, i prefer an order that prioritises Throne and Altar)

Another one joke.

Amers send their best spy to germany. Spy speak and wear clothes like 100% german.
They threw down him from military plane over the Alps.
He go at hills and see old german man.
Spy talk to him: Good day herr.
Old man: Good day american spy.
- What? No! look at me! I'm 100% german!
- I dont think so fucking black nigger!

Désolé mon amour

weird, we don't have any communists or neoliberals but the vichysts are obsessed with them anyway
there's like a paranoia revolving around jews, discord fags, leftists, niggers and newfags
terrible atmosphere most of the day

Envoyez les brittish dans le four. Die juden muss sterben.
わかりません

>>vichyists
>>literal traitors
i don't really want to get into it but you surely talk out of your ass and know nothing about it

Oh, so you plan to post lewd pictures so that we don't realize when you cross the Rhine and reign supreme in Europe? Well thank you for that information, my Obersturmbannführer will be very pleased!

/fug/

wait heres another one

where does the hacker spider live?

the deep web

Faites gaffe
Ils connaissent leur nom, faut les appeler les perfides

I am trying to create a common flag ... But the colors don't really match. We need Red for the British, Blue for the French, and Black for the germans, but that looks like estonia... Got any ideas?

it's weird to think of britain as a royal, monarchical country.

before most of europe cast off its monarchies, there were several kingdoms that were much more royal, grand, imperial and monarchical than Britain was. for a monarchy, Britain's style in governance and aesthetics was pretty republican.

France and Russia had beautiful, godlike monarchies, and perhaps this is why they suffered the worst revolutions. grew too complacent.

how 'bout this

I dont know you tell me about your country

>High Tory
Could be a lot worse

collaborators are always traitors

make a scandi cross out of it

Not only that, but we've rebelled and overthrown our King on numerous occasions. We always ended up inviting someone back to the throne though. Weird that.

That's how more or less every single web site and feature is designed since at least 2014.
t.Web developer

i just see two french flags and a german one lmao

Thats actually very nice. My first Idea was Black/White/Red, but I thought you'd be pissed if I take the colours of the German Reich.

N-no. We love you lot. Long life to the furher Merkel

people collaborated as they believe it was the will of the Maréchal

Hah, you like Merkel, that exposes you as a Volksverräter! We got a special place in Hell for you, we call it the "Snuggling Chamber" ... Hans, August, get the Sausage Cleaner!

delet

>Decide to stalk the social media profiles of everyone I went to school with
>One pure autismo kid who was in the lowest set for everything and never spoke to everyone, only had one mate who was equally as weird
>Ended up going to a russell group university, got a job with BAE and now runs a sign language/deaf support company
>Loads of pictures of him with fit girls
>Start fuming cus I'm a call centre runt but then stop then find out he's gay & has a boyfriend now I literally don't care about what he does

Is this homophobic?

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comfy bread :3

Petain was a traitor too

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Not really, it's just that you were envious because you thought he was banging hot chicks. Now that you know that he's a poofter and those chicks could still be pure and for your taking he's no longer competition for you, thus of no relevance. Perfectly normal behaviour.

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What's a pub full of swedes?

A gay bar

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How would "Vereint in ewiger Treue/United in Eternal Loyalty (

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Also nice, but I like the classic Tricolore better desu

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