If Disney-Marvel made Spider-Man 2...

If Disney-Marvel made Spider-Man 2, instead of the passengers showing their gratitude and promising to keep Peter's secret, the train sequence would have ended with someone quipping about being late for work and Spider-Man farting.

Yeah. They're too afraid to go for serious dramatism these days. They want to turn everything in a fucking shitshow.

>Sup Forums unironically discusses superhero trash now
What went wrong, and how can we get all these fatass redditors banned?

t. Butthurt MCUck

Jesus Christ! Stop jerking off these fucking Raimi Spider-Man movies. They are nowhere near even the top ten of superhero movies.

Take your nostalgia glasses off.

On a sidenote, I don't think Homecoming was that great either. Spider-Man might as well have been a member of Isis with the amount of mayhem and destruction he caused.

God I can't wait until summer is over so you kids can go back to school

Show me proof that this board has ever regularly discussed movies that aren't blockbusters or nerd shit.

See?
Obese capeshitters that know nothing but fighting over a bunch of legitimately bad movied made by people only interested in the money.
The very concept of a superhero is fucking retarded.

Look at this pic, how can anyone take a movie starring this dumbass seriously?

Spiderman 2 is easily top 3

> They are nowhere near even the top ten of superhero movies.

What? Besides The Dark Knight (and that's really arguable) Spider-Man 1, 2 are easily in top 3.

Tell us about that top ten

Shut up, faggot, with your buzzwords. What's next--"hipster" or "reddit"?

Stop jerking those okay movies off. The first two X-Men were easily better than the first two Spider-Man movies. And let's not even get into First Class, Days of Future Past and Logan. And Deadpool. And The Dark Knight Trilogy. And Iron Man. And Winter Soldier. And Guardians of the Galaxy. And GotG v.2. And so on...

Oh look, a DCcuck falseflagging as a neutral opinion.
Yes, there are jokes in this movie for all audiences. What's the problem here?

>The first two X-Men were easily better than the first two Spider-Man movies
Holy shit when was the last time you watched the first 2 Xmen

What's wrong with this picture?
Well, nothing, but im interested in knowing what you think is wrong.

What if DC made that scene?
Would Spiderman even save those people? Or would he just throw the elderly on the tracks to stop the train and then make out with MJ while we see the blood in the background?

>ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS?
>OH YEAH? FINE HOW ABOUT WE THROW YOU ONTO THE TRACKS - THATLL SLOW US DOWN
holy shit tobey mustve been upset to ad lib this

go back to Sup Forums you slime

If it was Snyder Batman he would have stopped the train by crashing the batmobile into it at full speed.
If it was Snyder Superman he would have stood in front of the train and let it crash into him instead of just stopping it gently
If it was Donner Superman he would have lifted the train and dropped it somewhere safe and escort everyone off the train
If it was Nolan Batman he would do the same thing as Spider Man but obviously with no web shooters and instead some cable shit from his batmobile

marvel and spiderman is objectively shit

Why are you stating contrarian opinions as facts?
What's your end game? Who are you trying to convince?
Yourself?

You don't think that dude looks like a fucking dumbass?
The worst offended was The Dark Knight, because it tried to have a serious tone, while having this retard wearing a fucking bat costume flying all over the place.
Superheroes, and by extent, superhero media, is a fucking joke, nothing but retarded power fantasies made for 5 year olds.

>DUDE NOSTALGIA GLASSES LMAO
Fucking kill yourself, you underage faggot. Spider-Man 2 is one of the top 5 best superhero movies ever made. I bet you love the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A more accurate thing to say is that if today's Marvel made Spiderman 2, after Peter stops the train, the passengers would take him in and take photos of his face so they can post them on facebook and instagram.

social media was a mistake

I'm trying to convince your dad. put him on already

>The first two X-Men
Take your nostalgia glasses off. :^)

I dont understand why you think you can disregard fun, entertaining movies as a whole. Of course, if you set your mind to hating these movies, you will, but if you open your mind to new things, you might enjoy these great movies.
Unless you are a DCcuck
In that case, keep on living in a symbolical and literal shadow.

>muh murder
>muh donner and nolan
its self defense, bitch

>entertainment i don't like is SHIT because I say so
>why do people like things I don't

What did he mean by this? Was it a poor attempt of a diss?

Or I can completely disregard a subculture that has never brought anything good and doesn't show any signs of changing.

No, it's because it's absolutely stupid.

Name five better capeshits than Spiderman 1 and 2. Go and try.

>The first two X-Men
Not even close, those films have aged worse than Raimi's Spider-Man films. Looks like you're the one who's blinded by nostalgia.
>First Class, Days of Future Past
Nope.
>And Deadpool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>And Iron Man.
Nope, Iron Man is good but Spider-Man is the ultimate superhero origin film.

how will thanos ever recover from this?

>fun, entertaining movies as a whole
Are you implying capeshit is fun or entertaining?

This is right. Winter soldier was awesome, so was first class. I don't watch any movie twice in theaters but I did for first clas

yes to both. Numbers speak.

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Numbers say they have some excellent marketing campaigns.

>Netpicking this hard
>Choosing a panel from over 50 years ago
>"s never brought anything good and doesn't show any signs of changing."
Yeah, im not paid to educate ignorants. Enjoy being sad about life.

So did ghostbusters, the Pirates movies, and many more, but capekino keeps bringing more views than any of them.

There wasn't a joke after the scene where Holland lifted the building off of him, which essentially has the same theme as the train scene

I could also choose pieces of shit like that scene of Wonder Woman saying how she "believes in love", or literally any scene in Age of Ultron with the lequips.
Or that sad attempt at melodramatism in Logan, but at the same time having a guy who reads minds and a guy who has claws in his hands.

No, precisely what made those movies disasters was that Ghosbusters' marketing alineated everyone but SJWs, and literally nobody knew Pirates 5 even existed.

Original CapeKino Trilogy

Batman Returns
Spiderman (1) 2
The Dark Knight

idk about WW. I dont like the character so I didnt watch it. It's a genre. It has good movies, like most of Marvel, and it has bad ones, like AoU and BvS. Disregarding them as a whole, that's your choice, but you are missing out on a lot.

Faggot tier bait :^) good shit

I fucking hate capeshit but Raimi's Spiderman 1 & 2 were both great movies

>but you are missing out on a lot.
If The Dark Knight is considered one of the best, I really doubt it.

>And Guardians of the Galaxy. And GotG v.2.

lel