New fox series proves womyn can sports too

c'mon guys it's 2016 there's no reason a 120 pound black woman can't pitch for a mlb team

youtube.com/watch?v=faifRomCki8

Isn't baseball fucking boring enough??

you're not a real american until you like baseball friend

Reee fuck off baseball is comfy

>they literally say "It's 2016" in the trailer

Women cannot throw hard as men. It's physically impossible. Fucking reeeeee

Are there no male and female baseball teams? Anyone can join?

pleb

oh yeah and pic related is the bad guy in the show whose job she takes

yeah even in highschool baseball is co-ed

Co-ed softball is pretty big

You have to have a certain number of females on a team or you are disqualified

This would be somewhat realistic (not really) if she was throwing a knuckleball. But of course she's not.

So why this whole "it's 2016" thing?

Bitch will be throwing 100mph+ guaranteed.

I could dig the show if she threw knuckle ball but whatever.

Softball is like a pussified version of baseball. They underhand it and the ball is like 3 times bigger so that its easier to hit

because women don't play, they're not good enough and they all play softball instead. Even in high school I think I played against one team that had a girl on it.

Assblasted tobacco chewers detected

Play a sport that burns more calories than esports, kiddos.
*tips water bottle*

I think I read she throws a split finger in the low 70's or something like that. That would get fuckin rocked.

its a meme you dip

Let's see how it does, honestly. I mean, it's not like FOX is known for cancelling shows that don't get good ratings.

What else is in her repitoire, because if she's using a fucking splitter as her main pitch that makes absolutely no sense. They will probably give her some crazy drop on it. But even then she needs at least 2 or 3 other pitches.

I watched all of the trailers because it's hilarious to me as someone who played baseball in high school and college watching her throw like a little leaguer and supposedly being in the big leagues. In one of them I think she hits 86.

>Fox
At least it'll be cancelled after one season. If it even makes it that long.

Also she's padres right? NL so she has to bat lol. Bet they show the cunt hitting a triple or something too.

She better roid up. Her arms look like pipecleaners.

It'll be on YouTube "Top 10 shows cancelled after the first episode."

Muscles don't matter in sports shitlord!!!!!!

Oy vey goyms,its 2016 ... We wuz baseballerz and sheeit

Reminder that the fastest pitch by a woman was 77mph

As a Yuro even I know what a 120 km/h ball looks like and that aint it.

Ahh Ibet she'll get intentionally hit by a pitch too

>"IT'S TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN"

So is she going to run and hide behind the shortstop the moment she hits a batter and he rushes the mound?

women can't throw as well as men.
it has nothing to do with training, or upbringing.
its a biological, anatomical fact.

No, the male will rush her and she will simply stare and hold up her hand and yell, "You shall not rape!". The cis male will freeze, having experienced the full power of the Strong Woman's roar, then grovel in shame and defeat. Afterwards he will apologize in front of the whole crowd, and declare her the greatest pitcher of all time. Everybody will break into an orgy of tears and applause for the strong woman who changed baseball forever.

batters can't do that though it would be rape

Show will last 2 eps tops. What is the fucking audience for this horseshit?

fuck that boring game even nigger basket ball is better

Why do they keep doing this? What do they hope to accomplish? Niggers and women are being forced into everything now. Fuck man, I'm really contemplating heading up to the middle of nowhere in Alaska. I don't know how much longer I can take this type of shit.

She's qt but looks like a fucking tooth pick.

Also; no nigs in my MLB please. Fucking Christ.

Fuck man, they finally make a show about baseball and it's leftist propaganda shit.
Why do they have to ruin everything?
It's hard enough watching the games over here and now they take away what could've been something cool.

Shamelessly pandering to half the population.

It's all for the free market dollas, cuckpai.

Why the fuck is she in the mans dress room?
Or is the guy behind her in the womans dress room?
Is she a tranny?

>Have you ever thought of that you vain piece of shit?

>Is she a tranny?
You just spoiled the season finale shocker cishitlord!

If this show concludes and there is no "I bet you throw like a girl -OH SHIT SHE THREW THE BALL REALLY HARD" scene I will eat a paper towel.

>Only African Americans watch big four free over the air channels. Whites have moved to Netflix and cable ie AMC/HBO/Sho.
>Latinos watch Univision free OTA.

>stop bringing you misogynistic patriarchal science into this

couldn't they ate least bring some sheboon into this?
It would be a bit more believable, with more mass and muscles.

Well she had a lot of balls in her hands and can maybe even swing a bat.

>he doesn't jam a mouthguard of dip into his gums before lax praccy with the boys

it's like you aren't even trying

No one would watch the show if she were as ugly as the gorilla in ghost busters. That's just reality.

The only thing I don't understand is, why the SD Padres? Are they the only team cucked enough to do it? Wouldn't it make more sense, and save money, to make up a team, like 90% of tv shows do? Or is it because they're called the Padres (taco-speak for fathers)

Some of the Female Olympic Sprinters are 120-130 so maybe.

Sorry, didn't mean to reply to you germanbro, just easier on mobile

They don't race the men.

It's believable the Padres would consider hiring a woman to improve their team.

>boreball
>man with tits main character

i can't wait until this shit ends. hopefully with all these sjw converged shows and production companies going under because nobody wants to watch this shit anymore

thankfully that is happening, slowly, but it is happening

So she won't be wearing a cup. Will she insert a dildo? Grab rosin bag, squat readjust dildo. Spit and it hits her own chin? In batters box. Squeezes bat between her legs while putting on batting gloves.

Her main pitch that saves her career is the screwball.


Pretty much the pitch that nobody in the MLB throws anymore because of the damage it does to the arm and shoulder and also because a circle change-up is a very similar pitch.

I'm really not even that into baseball, but I love coming home from work and having it on in the background. Sometimes even falling asleep to late night games. Comfiest sport.

Reaches into her pants. Rubs gash. Puts some of her "cycle" on ball. Gets suspended for throwing Clit balls.

I'm not a baseball fanatic, but are the Padres even a popular team? They seem almost irrelevant, so I guess free advertising. Then again retards are going to go to their games expecting the woman thinking the show is based off of a real person

inb4 CGI sequence where she puts some SASS on the ball and makes it to a weird trajectory to fool the racist, sexist, white shitlord batter.

>not wanting Ken Griffy JR or Hank Aaron in baseball

fuck off dumb nigger

is skateboarding Sup Forums approved

People aren't looking on the bright side

>soon females get the courage to push for mixed gendered sports in Rugby/Wrestling/Boxing
>tfw average man, nothing special about my physically
>women are allowed to join the wrestling team
>I join out and only schedule my fights when I know i'm going to be paired with a women
>they get to feel my erection rub up against them while I suplex them into the ground
>their years of training/learning good technique means nothing to me considering the fact that men are significantly stronger than women
>break her back accidentally
>the media tries to demonize me
>Backlash occurs on both sides, with Feminists demonizing me and people counter arguing by saying "You girls asked for this!"
>Women get put in their place
>I get assassinated by by some white knight fag
>I become a martyr
>I am now living up in the heaven with KEK

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Because the show is probably filmed around Southern California and the Padres are bad enough and probably cheaper to license compared to the Dodgers or Angels of Anaheim.

Futurama already did this with blernsball.

They rank about halfway in attendance for major league baseball, but the Athletics are a less popular California team than them.

You know what. Now that I think about it, "Padres" meaning fathers is probably some jab at the male nature of professional baseball. I wouldn't put it past them.

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i don't know if the padres even host other events at their park in their off season, that might be a factor to make filming easier. San diego can be good for some background drops i guess

>Qt
>No nigs

Pick one, user

Oakland A's are in Northern California though.

The jewish producers are probably around Hollywood, so they don't want to take a few hour extra drive into the Oakland ghetto film in their crappy stadium.

I read the rulebook and there's NO rule saying a Nigress can't play baseball!

I don't fucking get it, don't niggers have enough sports heros already?

Whats the point of encouraging sports beyond high school? "Professional athletes" are attention whores who chase money and have no loyalty to the city they play for, they often strike when they feel the millions they are payed aren't enough, and for what? Throwing a ball fast? Catching a ball?
For fucks sake it's just bread and circuses.

lets have a tv show about the most boring sport with the most boring gender, how can this fail?

most of west coast teams just adopted their name from the old pacific coast league so they don't really have much meaning to the modern teams i guess

Must be a comedy, cuz that's a total joke.

yeah, I don't really see why women can't compete with men in baseball for some positions.

baseball is barely a real sport, hell most of the players get fat as shit the second they aren't forced not to be. It's a talent based competition, but hardly a pinnacle of physical fitness and since there's no contact, size and muscle mass don't seem as relevant.

At this point MLB needs some new gimmick to stay relevant.

a pitch with a max speed of 70 mph i literally pissed myself I literally had a friend show me how to pitch and as a male i was topping 80 pretty easy

>mfw the historic backlash against this massive implosion of #SOBRAVE is going to be amazing
>mfw our generation will be mocked for a thousand years as the biggest pussies that ever stalked the earth
>mfw there will be entire history books devoted JUST to how retarded we were
>mfw entire chapters on trannies, entire chapters diagnosing nigger crime tolerance as a mass psychosis of self-hatred, entire chapters about how we told fat people it was healthy to kill themselves and apologised to people who were cutting off our heads and let somalians fuck our wives
>mfw no one will ever limp-dicked nu-male progressivism to happen ever again
>mfw in the year AD 4327, when some guy says "Maybe we should let women vote, and be nicer to weirdos and minorities," the only answer will be uproarious laughter and suggestions that he read a history book
>mfw this generation's collective cartoonish I MEAN COME ON IT'S 2016 feelgood faggotry has fully justified another million years of ultramisogyny
>mfw our pain will allow the true Golden Age to come into being

Just because I think she's attractive doesn't mean I want her in my MLB you autist.

They're just ripping off Futurama at this point.

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At this point the only surprising thing is she's not a blonde white girl who is scripted to date the biggest blackest guy on the team.

This, why are athletes paid more than brain surgeons and people that generally actually contribute to society? Sports are for plebs, unless you're playing them for exercise.

Fox is going all out with nigger shows this fall

Even the 24 reboot is going to be a nog

I watch 24 for the muslim torture porn, not the characters.

>when you really want the pendulum to swing back and maybe break someone's knee-caps

what the fuck was that?
when she first threw the pitch she nearly hit the batter
it was a pretty shit pitch too, it was way off center and too slow
why did everyone act like it was an amazing pitch?
why didnt they at least edit it to make it seem like it was impressive?

To be good you need to be able to throw a ball fast, put spin on it, swing a bat fast, if your an outfielder or middle infielder you need to be quick and flexible to field your position. If you play catcher you need to be able to maintain a squat for half the game. The season is 162 games long. You need to be in good shape to play.

>Why do (((they))) have to ruin everything?

OY VEY you should embrace diversity and gurl power.

What's the beef? Is it so hard to throw a ball distance? I have no idea.

Keeping the plebs occupied with bullshit is important af famalam

They've probably eliminated that for the reboot.

They don't want any display of Islamophobia. So now the terrorists will all be Russian

I remember years ago in my first year of graduate school.
First snowfall was a good one--the Indian guys had never seen snow before.
We go outside, and I start to throw snowballs at them.
I stand on one side of narrow street and there are about 5 or 6 Indians on the other side.
I must have hit those guys a 100 times.
They had never played baseball as kids, so of course they threw like a girl and never hit me once.
They just got so frustrated until finally I had mercy on them and stopped.

Ahahaha

>20 hours in paint

>It's 2016 gentleman
AHAHAHAHAHA
THEY ACTUALLY SAID IT