Make ~10 five-minute web shorts

>Make ~10 five-minute web shorts
>Get television series

How do I into this business model?

That's kind of how workaholics worked too

idk, be funny bro

make me laugh right fucking now and i'll tell you if you got a chance

You need at least one Jew, the more the merrier however

>idk, be funny bro
Really tho?

this
ideally a female jew with nice tits and a fat ass

>tfw not that kind of funny

I have a serious answer, but anyone who needs to ask such a thing is not deserving.

be jewish and let nepotism do the rest

what kind of funny are you bro, you either are or you aren't user

Whats the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock

Einstein stole all his theories as a (((patent clerk)))

I want to [marry] Abbi desu senpaitachi

I don't particularly wish any harm on Ilana but I guess if I woke up one morning and the news said she'd been tortured to death it wouldn't be the worst way to start a day

I'm sorry user, I don't know if this line of work is for you. You certainly aren't the next jonah hill, bo burham or jeff dunnham. Have you tried being a conspiracy theorist hate mongerer, that's an untapped booming market.

He seems to have gotten away with it pretty smoothly. Can't deny you gotta be pretty clever to pull that shit off.

You don't patent theories.

>untapped

You're a little stale yourself, fampai.

I look out for you, be the sole one giving you critique and this is how you treat me user?

Name five conspiracy theorist hate mongerer's, you literally can't the market is pretty open. Anyone can do it if they apply themselves and are willing to go through the ridicule.

Bill Burrell, Joe Rogaine, Alex Jonestown, Oliver Stone, and Steve Bannon. Honestly, that bit has gone too far, if anything.

what show?

Burr is a pussy whipped faggot now, Rogan is a dude weed can you believe this idiot, stone/bannon don't have a recurring segment.

Jones is the sole front runner, it's a pretty open field.

>make me laugh right fucking now and i'll tell you if you got a chance

hey youre a big guy
for you

We all saw what happened to Samuel

Poopoo weewee

wanna hear a joke? 9/11

Actually its because Amy Poehler saw them and offered to fund their move to a CC show.

if you can get eyeballs then you can make a case for a show. bringing a following to a new venture is extremely valuable
See Howard stern move to xm or any sales person moving to a new company

>300,000 views
>60,000 subscribers

What are you saying? Those numbers are negligible.

don't bother, tim heidicker will just cancel you.

as in SAW THEM IN PERSON at UCB because Poehler is UCB alumni and Abbi and Ilana were students...

University of Collum Bine? O I didn't know that.

nigger

Bane?

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why girls happened?

because muh jews in new york

why broad city happened?

because muh jews in new york

that's it. the "jews in new york" have been become a trope ever since woody allen and lumet did it.

another example of the jews in new york genre -
that show "difficult people" on hulu

Seinfeld

but also the Girls and Broad City thing would be closer related to Sex and the City, don't even know how you missed that
and it's not even necessarily jews, I think Girls was mostly just affluence

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That's a pretty niche audience. I don't know how many people relate with such a thing, realistically speaking.

that face just screams "i have lower back hair issues"

I miss this dead meme desu. Shame that Sup Forums is starting to grow up and underaged spics are being beheaded because I'm starting to see less CIA

When I see this gif
I wonder what Wojak is doing
On this marvelous evening
And who remembers the jasmine-smell
And the lilacs by the little gate.

This. They both trained at UCB.

>2017
>believing Wikipedia biographies