2016

>2016
>owning a pitbull
>thinking your worthless nigger dog is good at anything except being put down before it mauls a kid

Explain yourselves cucks

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Pitbulls are great killing machines, they definetely have their uses.

try to be worthy of the label "human" and do some research. so called pitbulls are not more aggressive or deadly than other dogs. They just get more media. Look up some numbers vs other breeds.

The whole meme is just about instituting breed bans so you can ban their stereotypical owners from moving in.

IME, pitbulls are like bragging rights for blacks and white trash

Poisoned my neighboor's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable
He was an aggressive cunt, aways barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.

Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time i'm getting the dose right

They're very sweet and cute dogs when they have proper trainers. Of course when niggers buy them as fashion accessories the dogs learn their ways and end up being violent, loud, domestic disturbance assholes just like their nigger owners. We don't need to ban pit bulls we just need to stop letting niggers own them.

>They're very sweet and cute dogs
bullshit

You could cut down forests with that edge.

Wait so it dieded or not!?

And why would you do that you dick?

and nothing of value was lost, you did good, pitbull are literally THE NIGGER BREED of dogs

But user I have a border collie, the master race.

>And why would you do that you dick?
He was dangerous, i had to. But i'm not going to lie, i enjoyed every second of it

>Italian tresspassing onto neighbor's property and murdering neighbor's dog because he doesn't like it
I was almost mad before I realized I was talking to a subhuman.

I hope you at last ate the dog, you zipperhead.

Fucking dogs, kill them all i say. They do nothing useful except being mollycoddled by spineless pussies who never got laid once in their own pathetic life.

Dog owners are weak. And whoever has aggressive breeds (especially pitbulls) should be shot on sight along with their parasitic animals.
And no, dogs are good. Meat is a little bit chewy, but perfect if you cook it in a slow cooker (especially if the dog is still alive inside of it) and add some spices.
I've tasted both dog and cat meat, and i can assure dog tops them all. Cow meat is nothing compared to a good spiced dog

They can't help it, they are descendants of Gypsies and Sand Niggers

They are no more aggressive than any other dog breed but they definitely are more fatal. They are the only breed of dog that bites like a shark, biting hard and shaking violently once it has sunk it's teeth. They may not attack any more or less than any other dog breed but when they attack is more fatal

They are though.
This is an objective fact
Small dogs are on average much more aggressive than large dogs.
The difference is when a small little rat yapper bites some one you can just brush it off.
When a pitbull bites some one there's a chance they are disfigured for life.

Pitbulls are great dogs. They are just not dog for people who don't know how to train them. A first time dog owner has no business buying a dog like a pitbull.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the breed though

Literally 10 minutes of research on google will teach you all about it, but you're just looking for (you)s so here you go, bud

>be a nigger
>own a Malinois

best doggo ever tbqh

>says faggot who has never owned a pitbull

Agreed on all counts.
I always used to argue with my neighboor regarding what to do with stray dogs. His stance was THEY DIN DU NUFFIN.
Mine was, and still is culling.

A few months ago i had an entire pack of stray dogs following a female in heat. All of them in my backyard, barking at me. Grabbed my chainsaw and served a couple of them. Had a lot of fun btw. Especially when the first one tried to bite the blade and ended up with his head split in 2 lmao

Oh it's you again.
I should have realized as soon as I saw the Italian flag, and the vehent hate for pitbulls.

You got me.
sage

lmao I love when that happens

lol nice copypasta

Can't argue with trips

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19644273

>A five-year review of dog-bite injuries from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, published in 2009 in the journal Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, found that almost 51 percent of the attacks were from pit bulls, almost 9 percent were from Rottweilers and 6 percent were from mixes of those two breeds.

also, the "m-muh owner's fault", from what I've seen, its bollocks. I've heard of many pitbulls from loving families just suddendly snapping one day and mauling some kid for absolutely no reason

lmao I love when that happens

I wonder who could be behind this shitty post.

Fuck you, cats cannot write

Who do you see with pit bulls most of the time? It's niggers trying to look hard. There are lots of breeds that were bred as attack dogs, but only one gets all the heat. It also happens to be the one most popular with niggers.

Pitts and their owners belong to the ovens, and this is a FACT

>falling for the pasta

Let me guess, You were bitted as a child because you poked a dog in the eye?

ps. Your spaghetti is showing.

A-are you really trying to convince someone that you're not a cat?

youtube.com/watch?v=bc25oizBFnE

Best dogs.

...

>sweden defending the nigger

Does he fuck your mom as well?

I'm not a fucking a cat

well like I said, I've seen both on the news and on animal forums of pitbulls who were DA SWEETEST DAWG EVAR, raised in a good environment and everything, one day snap and attack a kid

EVERY dog can and will snap with the right conditions. The difference is, pitbulls are unpredictable and seem to snap for no reason at all

they are mentally ill just like their owners

Either way the only group of people that hate dogs are mudslimes so you're either an Achmed or a Garfield.

I have a large german shepherd . In my neighbour there -was- a guy who had a pitbull and he left notes on my door not to take my dog out for a walk from 6-8 cos he doesn't put a leash on his dogs. My dog killed his dog and I am quite happy to type this right now .

Don't look at me, I own best breed.

Yes i'm muslim, allah akbar see?

In fact, I think OP is edgy, but I applaud his use of posion sausage on a dumb breed

Pitbulls are scum. OP, Italian as you may, I love Italian Sausage.

> best breed comin thru

Spastic and unoriginal. Yep, Sure is pol

You sound like those dindu nuffin nigger apologists.

>the statistics are wrong!
>sure pitbulls are involved with more violent attacks, but look at this one! he's not attacking anyone!

fuck off and die. preferably by a pitbull attack.

Pit Bulls have two groups of proponents, idiots who think they're "badass" because of their history as pit fighters and their tendency to randomly attack people (mostly niggers and white trash) and stupid liberals who get them because they're bleeding hearts and can't stand the thought of a shelter dog being put down or not having a home or whatever.

What a lot of people don't want to admit is that dogs have certain behaviors bred into them, hell you can go and see corgi puppies trying to herd shit and retrievers retrieving shit almost as soon as they learn to walk. Pit bulls instinctively go berserk when their adrenaline reaches a certain level, it's like flipping a switch. My neighbor had a pit bull for six years and one day her kids were playing tug of war with it and it decided to attack her daughter. She managed to lock it in a room and then called the cops who came and shot it. The best part is she still bitches about how the cops "didn't need to kill him," bitch what did you think the cops were going to do if you called them for a dog attack? Talk him down?

Pitbull's have more violent tendecies because they are a energetic race, If the pitbull has a owner who knows what they are doing the dog is just as harmless as a golden retriever.

The problem lies with niggers wanting a "big dangerous dog" and treats it as such.

>Look up some numbers vs other breeds.
Like pits accounting for over 65% of all dog attacks and 80%+ of all fatal dog attacks despite being 4-6% of the canine population?

edgy 13 year old pastalord detected.


Stop jerking off to furry gore porn and let some muslims into your country, you fuckers actually deserve them.

Gas all pitbulls, fucking worthless dogs. Heard far too many stories about them just snapping out of the blue for no apparent reason. They're just not suitable as domestic pets, the breed is flawed.

Hi cuckmaster, how come you can still write after spending all day long prepping that well endowed senegalese mandingo living with your mom lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

Was savagely killed by his family's pet pit bull. The father stepped outside to turn on the sprinkler system. When he returned, the pit bull was attacking the infant who was in a bouncing, the family had owned the pit bull for 8-years and it had grown up with two other children in the household, 8 and 11-years old. "It's just unexplainable," Tate said. "You just don't get it when you've had the dog so long, I don't know what could have happened. I don't know," Tate said.

He dindu nuffin. He was a good boy.

>The best part is she still bitches about how the cops "didn't need to kill him," bitch what did you think the cops were going to do if you called them for a dog attack?

I fucking hate people like that. Honestly, would you rather have your dog still alive or your child?

My ex had a pitbull, dumb as rocks, it was fine until it decided it didn't like one of the other dogs and would attack it any chance it got. They're hardwired to kill anything they don't like.

I'd be interested to see the statistics of pitbulls vs otherbreeds when all the owners are white.

That's horseshit. There are plenty of energetic breeds and plenty of shitty pet owners out there, and yet somehow pitbulls are still disproportionately represented among dog attacks, particularly fatal attacks.

The breed is just shit. And even if what you say is true, that doesn't change anything. If they're so difficult to control that the vast majority of the population can't own them without having to worry about them going psycho, then either the breed should be exterminated, or ownership should be limited to licensed individuals with the necessary training.

Gonna strangle the next one with his own intestines and leave it on the owner's lawn after giving him a nice columbian necktie

No dogs in my neighboor

My uncle adopted a put bull that was abused as a puppy, so had some issues. He did some training and now it's one of the sweetest dogs I've ever met. She's pretty much joined to him at the hip, and gets sad if he leaves. I know there are a ton of mean ones out there, but I love his

In the shitty suburbs of Vancouver (Surrey, Coquitlam, Chilliwack), we have a well-defined white trash stereotype: short muscular guy, big pickup truck, entire wardrobe is ufc/affliction gear, owns a pitbull.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

Read this.

Almost literally every pitbull attack story starts out the same way. Sweetest dog ever, grew up and played with the kids, then one day just snapped and mauled them to death.

I would never trust that dog or any other pit. Never in a million years. You just don't hear about this stuff happening with other breeds, or at least not anywhere near as often as with pitbulls.

I got to shoot a pit last November when it wandered into my neighbor's yard and grabbed his husky by the throat. Our houses are only about 20' apart so I just opened a window and shot out of it. It let go on the first and I put 3 more rounds in it when it tried to run away.

Lo and behold some obese black lady comes speed waddling up the road yelling about how I killed her po baby despite clearly seeing the other dog bleeding from its neck. Cops were cool about it and said they would've done the same anyway, no charged pressed or anything. Husky was okay too.

The best part about shooting pits is they think they're tough shit but as soon as rounds start flying they scream like little babies and run youtu.be/b1llHQj3gJs

Thank you, i will masturbate to this

Pitbulls are without a doubt the worse breed, but can we all at least agree anyone who's dumb enough to let an animal near a baby is a bumbling moron?

Shiba inu best breed btw

How many other breeds do you know of that maul babies for no reason? Hell I felt safer playing with pythons as a kid than I do whenever I see a pit. They're a complete wildcard no matter how well you take care of them. At least with snakes not even the most aggressive of them will attack unless they're hungry you reasonably piss them off.

Pits also have unlovable fugly faces.

>France
They lock and shake before you can blow anyone up, akhmed?

>fat autist gets vicious dog to make him look a hard guy

why am i not surprised

> implying you're not jealous as fuck
> implying you're not a muslim

Post a picture of you and your dog if you're not such a jealous bitch.

My pitbull barks when people are yelling and let's strangers shove their hand in her mouth with no objections. Bad pit Bulls are nigger raised pit bulls

>fatty autist gets easily triggered on Sup Forums

wew lad. you make it too easy. i didnt actually think the photo was you. is it?

it 100% is.

post a pic of you. I'm hardly fat, it sounds like you're projecting britfriend.

ok to be fair I was a fat autist when the picture you're referring to was taken.

But this pic is from 20 seconds ago, I'll post a time stamp if needed. With my badass German Shepherd.

>This idiot can only be banter with a post containing a photo of (YOU), any attempt of doing otherwise is futile.

Best dog I ever owned

My 17 year old male

>being this fucking triggered

top fucking kek.

>vicious dog

German shepherd is a bitches dog. Pitbull too. If you want the real deal you gotta go with a caucasian shepherd.

GF has a pit/dogo mix. its the sweetest and kindest dog ever. i didnt know dogs could have so much personality. she used to let it do whatever it wanted but i keep dog in its place. dog is fixed bitch though, maybe male pitbulls are worse.
highly recommend dogo

> this leaf is too fat to post a bant pic

Ok fatass, remember this next time you try to call someone else fat yet wont post a pic,

but where is the bicep??????????

Any dog can be a good dog, if raised in the right way by a white person who knows wtf they're doing.

If you end up with an aggressive dog of any breed, it's because you're basically a nigger and incapable of handling the animal without resorting to violence, anger and neglect.

What is this /fit/? I hardly lift, I'm into cardio.

It doesn't look like it desu

Since the thread is slow here ya go.

Also since fat neckbeards and scrawny fucks wont post a pic of themselves because they're embarrassed .

Why be embarrassed over your body guys? I'm not hot or fit yet I proudly post my body and face.

Don't see a pic of you ITT, ya know since you're so much better than me.

> tfw insecure people make fun of me on Sup Forums of all places.

I'm very secure with the body I have and the pussy I get nerds.

I had a basset doggo that I had to put down. I want to get another, should I get another basset doggo or a new kind of doggo?

> protip

you can be average looking and have confidence. Don't let faggots on a Somali Cooking Forum tell you otherwise.

Im a skinnyfat dyel i just thought that skinny ppl would have more bicep definition

basset hound master race reporting in

>be Italian
>try to poison enemy with spicy meatball
>strangle with piano wire when that fails
>dump body in river with a concrete collar
>smoke cigar and eat spaghetti

Good on you for posting a pic. I'm a fat skinny so I will never have deffinition.

> that feel when

Also you have the figure of a true man, that's not skinny fat lol you're better off than I.

go fuck your daddy faggot

here

im fat

also im gonna get banned

Nice nips mate, i've always liked pepperoni and Mexican sombreros

>fat

Bitch unless you're sucking in that gut, you need to stop being so modest..

My gut is twice that or more, yet I have no problem getting laid.

I know I sound gay, but you have the figure of a god compared to mine.

Don't alert the mods, user

>I know I sound gay

also

> that forearm to bicep ratio

I think you'll be fine.

Well you can't compliment a man body these days without being a bit of a puff.

DYEL dork