So, after this episode can we say definitively that Jasperfags are completely and utterly BTFO?
Ryan Mitchell
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Ryan Jones
I love how we're unable to accept the idea that SU could actually have had a shot that's both cool and original
Ryder Jenkins
man, they came a couple of pixels from showing Lapis's varguba
Jeremiah White
>Be Jasper >Renowned Homeworld soldier, conservative, believes fusion should be between same gem >Get assigned to be an escort to a puny, green nerd and her mission. >What's left of an opposing army appears >A Child, A Slave, A Fusion, and a Defect >tch.jpeg >Take them captive >They somehow escape >Get my ass handed to me by a fusion >Get imprisoned by my previous prisoner in a fusion >Get tortured For months >I'm finally able to usurp the Jailkeeper >Feel power like I've never had before >nope.jpeg >Opposition appears again >Get my ass handed to me by a fusion TWICE with the help of Watermelons >Become separated from my previous captor >Become a fusion slut and beg captor for forgiveness as long as she'll take me back >Captor has joined the Opposition >Try to CRUSH the leader >Get my ass handed to me by previous Prisoner/Captor >Green nerd has too joined the opposition >My home has turned its back on me >Create a new army with the Gem equivalent of two roided up mental patients >Attack Opposition's base >One of my soldiers is defeated and captured >I'm able to defeat one of their soldiers, the Defect >Face off against the leader of the Opposing army >Get my ass handed to me THRICE by a fusion and even worse one that's mostly human >End up retreating to avoid getting my ass handed to me a fourth time
Is there anything more pathetic than Jasper? No, no there isn't
Jaxon Miller
>She's the best
STEVEN CONFIRMS IT
Levi King
>finally watching episode >cool and calm at first >amy gets her but beat >suddenly stevonnie appears, rides lion, and beat jasper's butt
Shit that was surprisingly hype despite being somewhat obvious.
Lincoln Wood
>YFW IT'S A STEVONNIE ISN'T USELESS EPISODE
Adam Foster
>Garnet had trouble beating Jasper >Amy couldn't scratch her >Stevonnie wins easily Explain this
Aaron Butler
Even Peridot confirmed it
Chase Anderson
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Elijah Evans
this edit is so shit but i also love waitress pearl so much
Kevin Hernandez
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Dominic Wright
file name should be "Jasper with her Sub"
Nathaniel Wright
>Steven and Connie's bracelets together Cute! CUTE!
Hudson Cook
That contrast.
Henry Allen
She's fat
Benjamin Morales
The way they're pushing Stevonnie heavily implies that Steven will never fuse with a gem
>tfw Stevidot will never be
Thomas Myers
Garnet was handing Jasper her ass for most of their fight though.
Nolan Stewart
I wouldn't say that's original, but I really don't think it's a reference to one specific thing. It looks like a dramatic shot you would see in a lot of movies and anime.
Jaxon Reed
WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE WEBMS
Jack Diaz
more content like this should be posted
Easton Collins
Jasper was fine
Evan Gomez
What? She's finally taken her proper place as a recurring antagonist like her fans wanted her to.
All that's left is for her to get the cape back, and for Ruby Squad to return from Neptune.
Jordan Young
Lion and Rose's sword
Nicholas Russell
My favorite bit was Connie tapping the top of her soda. Bitch knows how to not get soaked in soda.
Matthew Gutierrez
Because it's not original. A few of us recognize it from something, but can't put our finger on it.
Dylan Richardson
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Luke Hall
Alright, I tried watching the first 5 episodes of this show and Jesus Christ Steven kid is annoying. I'm on the 7th episode right now and he decides to just sit on the ground to play his instrument in the middle of a fucking death trap. Please tell me he stops doing this retarded bullshit soon.
Samuel Thomas
>Is there anything more pathetic than Jasper? Pearlfags
Levi Lopez
>NOOO! MI TORTA! Jasper has gone too far.
Jason Mitchell
Proper OP Format because some autistic baby want's to force his stupid links.
>this is actually a surprise to some anons You anons never fail to put a smile on my face, ya goofs.
Justin Cooper
define "soon"
Sebastian Taylor
Not only that, it implies that it might be Stevonnie who defeats final boss, and I for once just want to see either only Steven do it, or ALL the crystal gems, whoever that might be once we get there
Benjamin Nelson
Reposting from last thread for the persona dude.
Well, Persona 4's portrayal of The Wheel of Fortune is with Naoto trying to be what she is despite what shes born with. For P3, its the dude that has a father that wants him to be a doctor even though he doesnt want to be. Sorta works for Amethyst.
"Characters of the Fortune Arcana are usually individuals who attempt to seize their own destiny in spite of fate and are typically involved with making important choices and decisions in response to what life throws at them."
Cameron Scott
Sour Cream's last few thoughts: "Meh. Just chillin' on the beach, soaking up some sunset. Wish my mom wouldn't walk around the house naked. Hard to keep my jam vibe going with all of that. Wonder what Buck is doing tonight. I might hit up Kiki later for some pus- WHATFUCKINGFUCKISTHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Benjamin Parker
Does Jasper live in the ocean now?
Brayden Gomez
Because steven is a quartz silly...and has the infinity+1 sword and shield
This. It might not be a direct reference to anything but I kind of doubt SU is the first thing to do "hand reaches out of the darkness towards the camera to grab something."
James Perry
It kinda seems like a reference to the Red Stone of Aja in the Jojo Part 2 opening.
Jack Harris
You're seriously on the cusp of the show getting better. Things improve from 8 on, 12 is a big turning point, and 25/26 are the crazy episodes. Steven also develops a ton; he goes from pretty much everyone's least favorite to one of their favorites.
Hang in there, it's actually worth it.
Jacob Ortiz
It reminds me of Fullmetal Alchemist's intro, but it isn't a particularly original shot.
Don't you know user? Stevonnie is literally perfect and better than any gem that has ever existed.
Apparently watering down gem powers with more human DNA makes for a superhero.
Jaxson Hernandez
>You could have been me! Jasper sounded sincere there for a second. It was odd.
Lincoln Bailey
Soon as in hopefully the next episode.
Michael Martin
It could've been great
Nicholas Gray
How did I not see this earlier? Peridot’s a half-made gem, stripped down to the bare minimum and lacks even basic abilities like shapeshifting. All she has is her gigantic brain!
Amethyst is an overcooked runt who’s half the size of a quartz and half as strong. She’s not made to think and she’s to weak to fight, all she can do is shapeshift
Individually they’re only half of what they should be, but together they add up to a whole gem!
Isaiah Morgan
So user, what do you wanna do?
Jeremiah Murphy
posting quality before limit is reached
Eli Bailey
How many episodes are they going to air at Friday?
Colton Campbell
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Jacob Wright
here's amethyst
Juan Sullivan
>Stevonnie riding on top of Lion with a sword and shield. Just add some lightning to the background and have Stevonnie be topless with her futa cock hanging out, and this could be a cover for a metal album.
Jason Davis
from every game/movie/cartoon/anime ever? the "black background while important object falls for dramatic effect" is a pretty common sight in media, and it isn't the first time we've seen in SU either
Anthony Gray
Can we not...
Gavin Rivera
You should know by now that half-breeds are the fuckin' bomb, and that humans have something no one else does.
Heart.
Dominic Harris
He gets a lot better within the first dozen episodes - and at 11 minutes per, a bit over two hours isnt too bad.
Definitely go to Giant Woman, and if it starts getting better, then try for Ocean Gem/Mirror Gem.
Wyatt Lewis
>weird robot hands
That's kinda dumb, who even designed this -
>those feet
Holy FUCK. Just fix her hands and this is great. What are those leggings with the exposed ankles and toes called?
Jaxson Ward
>gem glowing through her shirt Why do I find this so lewd?
Luke Clark
if only this were a better photoshop
Why did they never make a QUALITY 2D shrek cartoon? The memes would be glorious
Eli Harris
Garnet won because she had a nearby reactor, and Stevonnie didn't scratch Jasper either.
Jordan Perez
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Owen Evans
>pathetic I call it interesting. Now Jasper have something she lacked in the past: Drive. She now have a fearsome mountain to conquest and her quest to power is unpredictable. I now like her more and want to see more of her.
Aiden Turner
Gee, I wonder why Stevonnie wasn't wearing Connie's tight leggings
Owen Wood
Can some generous and skilled user with photoshop please give me Amethyst with "just fuck my shit up" hair?
After that savage ass beating that she got from Jasper both verbally and physically, and learning that Steven and Connie beat Jasper back, I think she's going to be rocking that for awhile.
Landon Wood
I guess so? Maybe she lives on a sandbar off the coast and simply walks there. I would love to see her lair if she has one.
Also, I just realized that Jasper doesn't actually know that Peridot joined the Crystal Gems. Can't wait to see that awkward moment.
Leo Flores
>filename
Caleb Gutierrez
>forgot pic
Samuel Robinson
I want to see Peridot watch a Friday the 13th equivalent thinking its a Camp Pining Hearts spinoff
Asher Scott
The hand is the reference, not the floating object.
Jayden King
Rose Quartz fighting style. They made it obvious that she could fuckbring anything and anyone in a blink. They had her gem, her shield, her sword and her lion. That was only a fraction of the real deal, but still.
Mason Green
0, except in Canada
Bentley Diaz
>Amythyst gets Roadrollered
Julian Martinez
Well it works with the magnetism thing and is a callback to the limb enhancers so I like it
