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The Suffering Of Ian Levine Edition

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PHUCK OFF

How do we know the doctor is female now ?

We're actually assuming 13 gender based on 13's apperance ?

At least I can fap to who again

alright guys i'm back. the return of doctor mysterio was crap. imagine actually defending that shit, wow.

more like Doctor Womb right ha ha ha

seriously though we can't let her get her hands on the TARDIS key

Porn parodies are gonna skyrocket in the next 4 years

POST DREAM COMPANIONS FOR JODIE

Pic related. I get that he doesn't have the acting chops to play the Doctor and it's stupid when people keep suggesting him but I think he'd make a great companion, entertaining and hilarious as fuck

Someone already made this joke

I joked about that before we got Capaldi. I said wouldn't it be great if they cast a female actor but the character she played was a male incarnation.
Everyone would lose their shit.

>Mrs. Mark Gatiss in charge of not being intimidated by other women

>(You)

Maybe, but I think having him on so soon would feel like Nardole 2.0.
I'd give it some time before having another silly awkward geeky male companion.

A L F R E D
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Fuck that I'm late. :(

This but only if Jodie plays a Hartnell-esque Doctor

you Always see the bright side !

alright i said i was back but oh that's it i'm fucking sick of this. i'm actually hyperventilating because of this army of troublemakers ganging up on me. going for a walk. **** this. bunch of ****s.

Todd off Corrie is /ourguy/ and the comic isn't canon

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

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There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
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We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE NEED MORE ENTRIES

>i'm fucking sick of this
>**** this
what is consistency

Post more preferred costumes, guys.

Joke?

It's showing how utterly hypocritical SJWs really are.

>Someone: Go fuck yourself.
>Doctor: Alright, I'll go do that.

Actually, 13 being a woman opens up a lot of possibilities for male companions. Like you said, Ayoade always gets mentioned as a good cast for the Doctor even though he can't act for shit, but he'd be great as a comedy companion.
I mean, Matt Lucas isn't much of an actor but it didn't really bother me or stand out much and he had some surprisingly genuine good moments.

But like said, he'd be too much like another Nardole even though everyone wants another Nardole.

Matt Whelan is that you

you don't have to imagine

Is Inferno the comfiest Classic Who serial of all time, /who/?

Someone mentioned a corset last thread. I'm on board.

Kind of like how if Trump just came out and said he was transgender and is officially the first female president, also making him a lesbian and the first gay president. The SJWs would implode.

Me on the left as regenerated Susan Foreman.

What's comfy about a story that gritty and depressing?

To be honest I think he's a little too tall. He'll make Jodie look like a little girl, he's almost a foot taller than her

It makes me feel content with my depression.

Jeri Ryan wore a corset under her catsuit, they use this.

>literally everyone dies

Pretty uncomfy tbqh familia

ALLOPECIA RIDDEN BALL BAG

>a whole parallel version of Earth is destroyed and the Doctor is so traumatized by it that we find out in The Mind of Evil it's his greatest fear
I don't know if I would call that comfy.
But then, that's a word that means absolutely nothing and everyone uses it as they please so yeah, if it's comfy for you then fine.

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That's not Black Orchid

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Timelash, if a bit boring in places, is nowhere near as bad as its reputation would lead you to believe.

In fact, so far, the only truly bad episodes of the JNT era have been Time-Flight and The Twin Dilemma.

Timelash looks rather splendid - the titular lash and some of the sets/lighting are somewhat garish, but a lot of it looked quite impressive, particularly the villain's face, which is just spectacular work. A couple hammy performances, but some great ones as well (Tekker the former, Vena the latter).

The script has a couple of good laughs in it, and some sweet moments. The revelation of what the villain becomes and that of whom Herbert turns out to be are lovely touches. The shock near the very end really raises the stakes and genuinely did catch me off guard.

I adore Peri, although I can’t quite put my finger on why. I like how she resigns herself to being bossed about occasionally with an “oh” or and “aww”, never happy about it but accepting it must be so. Her and The Doctor’s sparky relationship is fun to see. Colin Baker is magnificent and lights up everything he is given.

The Doctor does his most egregious "I'll explain later" yet, as odd as him producing a cup of tea in Davros' chair. It’s almost annoying. I’m sure someone has done a novel/comic/play about Three’s earlier visit to this planet. The visual references to him and Jo warmed my heart.

I’m feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one. Tran-

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Where can I actually watch Classic Who, apart from buying the DVDs?

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Pottery

When was this?

This but unironically

I'm still holding out hope 13 decides the first thing she will do is save Nardole and the people on the ship who are still trapped and fighting the Cybermen

>Baby ass Pancakes

I feel dumb. This video literally looped three times before I noticed the fucking Dalek. All I could think was why the fuck would you interview someone and hold an umbrella in front of their face blocking them from the camera?

This fucking timeline

Is that le ghost of stickies Peter O'Toole?

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>wake up
>doing great so far
>decide to watch some youtube videos
>look at recommendations
>see video about Jodie being the Doctor
>mfw I realize that Jodie being the Doctor wasn't just a bad dream
What are some good ways to put myself into a coma?

what the fuck i needed to watch this twice to see the dalek

Holy shit it was there in front of our faces all along

It does open interesting possibilities for male companions, but probably not comedians/comic actors. Jodie will get a main male companion and possibly a female companion as well, but the focus will probably be on the male companion. He'll be the Rose/Martha/Donna/Amy/Clara/Bill character, discovering the universe with the Doctor, with some focus on his life on Earth and his family or friends etc. So I don't think the male companion will be the comic relief.
If they are going for another trio with a comic relief character it'll likely be the female companion. So get ready for Sarah Millican or Miranda Hart.

You seem to be late, all the people with shit opinions about Jodie have left /who/.

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>So get ready for Sarah Millican or Miranda Hart.
fucking kill me

Delete system32

yfw 13 dies half way through her first episode the rest of the series is about the adventures of Nardole.

>So get ready for Sarah Millican or Miranda Hart.
As if you couldn't make me despise this more.

Last year, if someone had said "Get ready for Nardole", half of /who/ would have screamed at them. Now we have this .

Brave heart, user.

>We will never see the "New Daleks" again

Fuck this, their hunchbacks may have been dodgy but I liked them and loved seeing them in all the merchandise, video games and comics. Shit, I've still got one of the little Red switch and go fuckers.

The Doctor travels with young women because they remind her of Susan. We'll still get a female companion. It'll be awesome.

Bring back the Rani, have an ongoing plot where she discovers that her past, until meeting Sarah Jane, was all fabricated.
IN THE FINALE SHE FINDS A FOBWATCH AND IT'S REVEALED THAT SHE WAS regenerated Susan THE WHOLE TIME

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The thing is, I legitimately thought Matt Lucas was a funny guy and not obnoxious before Series 10. I don't think that about Sarah Millican or Miranda Hart. I'll legitimately drop the show if they get cast. I'm not even memeing, I'm not some faggot that says that every time something happens I don't like, I genuinely cannot tolerate them and will stop watching until they're gone.

When they were lit properly they looked fine.

>Susan is the Rani
That's sounds fucking awful. Also the Rani was a shit character and never needs to come back. If they want more Time Lords make up some new ones instead of rehashing long dead characters.

>regenerated Susan
>not romana

Matt Lucas is a good actor as well as a comedian.

>Psst, squark! Everyone is the Rani/Romana.

Imagine forcing this meme for 12 fucking years

As a fat person of average looks, when will the Doctor be anything except thin and handsome, male or female? What regeneration will it be before he represents pudgy people with common looks?

I was joking obviously, that would be terrible. They'll likely go for a male and female companion in a relationship (like Amy and Rory), or just friends/know each other. I doubt they'll do another comic relief character even though it worked so well.
I was just pointing out that if they DID decide on another Nardole character, the role would likely go to the female companion and not the male one.

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Hey did you know Rory is the Master

>He's mixing up the Ranis
It's honestly RTD's fault for naming a character Rani, but still

Im-motherfucking-plying!

You had your go with Colin.

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And expecting anyone to watch a shit fucking spinoff.

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>he wasn't here for the THICC wars

oh boy here we go.exe

>Has a daughter
>Shills for refugees

Wew lad.

That, too.
Except that Sarah Jane was comfy kidkino.

Wow, @GamingAnarchist sure TOLD him with that devastatingly accurate assessment of his parenting abilities. Rekt! Win!

Well guess I was late to the party, my demographic is already done, it's their show now.

Millican and Hart are, for some reason, the two biggest (literally as well) female comedians in the UK. If they get a part in Doctor Who it'll be in a Christmas Special. They always have comedians in Christmas Specials doing small roles. Very much doubt they'll do a whole series.

I honestly want The Rani to return as a man and be the only good version of her.

You're projecting.

Yes. Yes he did and his response helped to prove it.

Miss me yet?

>Things that happened in the delusions of a "man" who enjoys his wife's strap-on