Most people here have a dirty arsehole

>Most people here have a dirty arsehole

Why don't you use a bidet ffs?

Fix your diet, Lorenzo.

No diet can ever make your shit clean you fucking nigger

Shit is shit. No matter what your diet is, you gotta clean your ass properly with both water and toilet paper. Fucking filth

Your mum likes the flavour

>t. shartinmart

Maybe if you had a bit of fiber with your artificial sweeteners and lard your asshole wouldn't spray shitwater like a magnificent shitgeizer every time you sneezed.

>BREAKING NEWS: eating fiber makes your shit no longer dirty

Yeah, so this is the Lithuanian education I've been hearing about

Bidet users don't even combine it with paper which seems even more disgusting

mad fatass virgin

I get my italian gf to clean it with her tongue

No clue what you're talking about.

Pretty sure everyone that owns a bidet uses both toilet paper and water, like how it's meant to be used.

Using only one or the other is fucking disgusting and people who do that need to be purged.
Stfu I know you're hungary for this dick

your future wife tongued unwashed nigger ass lol

>invent bidet
>stop using it

Literally fucking toilet hipsters

I keep a waterbottle in my shitroom.
It's ghetto as fuck, but at least my ass is clean.

No clue why you're spilling out your dark fantasies to me lad. Go tell your mum about it, I'm sure she'll understand

I only wipe twice after every shit because I can't afford much toilet paper

get over it lads it's just a bit of poo

>get over it lads it's just a bit of poo

Is that what the doctor told your parents when you were born?

i just take a quick shower and spray some water in there

Stop being so salty just because your arse is so fat a bidet couldn't reach your hole.

the american virgin attempt at the so-called "banter"
The CHADstralian destruction

t. thinks shit is clean

>french sucking anglo cock

Obligatory. Sorry we Germans had to embarrass you numerous times through history

>in there

proper diet makes it so your asshole isnt a muddy crater dripping with shitwater after each shit

your arsehole is not completely clean until you do vodka enema

WE

>in there

>They leave the inside of their large intestine dirty

What the fuck?

i do indeed use my anus for anal masturation, so id rather not get shit on my dildo

We first wipe our ass with toilet paper and then use the bidet, mohammed. You should have learned this when you passing through Italy to reach Sweden.

I'm sure Jamal appreciates your thoughtfulness very much

>we Germans

>he grows pubes in his buttcrack

Few do that

We can't all be 90% estrogen

Unlike you I use my arsehole only for shitting.

You still need to clean your ass properly good lord how difficult is this to understand lmao

Real men have hair on their face, neck, chest, back, arms, hands, fingers, legs, feet, toes, arse and junk.

just use your hand + water :-))))

not as often, shower once a day like normal people and you're fine

>Thinks just dragging some paper over his shitter is cleaner than cleaning it with water as well.

How do bidets work anyway?

You hang over it, spray water up your ass and then clean yourself with a poopie towel?

>showering every day

Terrible for your skin/scalp actually. Showering once every two to three days (assuming you live in a moderate climate) is more than good enough.

when I stayed in Italy with a girl I met on interpals I asked her to show me how to use it but she just laughed and told me to fuck off

they look very complicated and I wasn't sure how to sit on it

thanks for letting us know i guess

>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

i do use one
this
there are literally no valid excuses for not using both