I know, I'll pretend I can't find the clean up towel and leave her caked in my sticky triumph for a few minutes

>I know, I'll pretend I can't find the clean up towel and leave her caked in my sticky triumph for a few minutes.

The Monarch and his wife are the best characters on this show.
prove me wrong.

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This show has become the most Hipster thing imaginable.

He is probably my favorite too. Liked his season 6 storyline the most out of those episodes. I think Brock and Rusty have the best lines though, and the best banter.

21 is the most overrated.

That title goes to Life is Strange.
Some may call it a game, but it's more of a tv movie.

OP why did you reply to the shitposter and not to me?

I love Venture Bros, but for the record,

>prove me wrong

no you're right

>ive just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke!
>holy shit, you're dean fucking venture!
>King! I-I gotta buy my bitch back!

kek monarch is best

Fuck you gimme a dollar!

but for the record, go fuck yourself

its a tv show

venture bros gets a pass

>I'm going to PALPATE, Dean. It's not going to be fun for me either

SPANIKOPITA!!

IGNORE ME!

what is the best scene in this show and why is it this?
youtu.be/B4ocVwvBCrs

Can't wait for the new season in six years.

>she makes it out

>i can't believe that whore stole my Stanza!
>i can't believe that whore made it through the lake of acid

Ohohoh! Play my mixtape its the one called "Chilling with my homies and my main man the Monarch!"

it literally always has been. Have you seen Doc Hammer?

>based 24 is a Nissan guy
Nice

I don't remember I stopped watching ten years ago while I waited for a new full season

Smurf don't lay eggs! They're mammals!

can you please kill yourself

THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE

What is this? Sounds like a reddit show, is it rick and morty?

>Give me the Hand of Osiris!
>Give me head
>You didn't just say that...
>I absolutely did, what are you gonna do about it?
>I'm about to kill your sons...
>Join the club

PLESIOSAUR

All scenes with these dudes are toppest notch

youtube.com/watch?v=1dvV6R6N8xU

YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS BUT YOU'RE REALLY COLD DIARRHEA IN A DIXIE CUP

yes - but I've gotta add 21 in there too.

Especially after how went after "wandering spider".

i really love the whole blue morpho thing.

Malcolm has the best lines.

24 is a riot too.

>Is this them?
>Are these they?
>Who talks like thaaaaaat?

what the fuck's a morpho

And animes are also tv shows, what's your point? Anime belongs on Sup Forums, cartoons belong on Sup Forums

I love whenever the Monarch gets riled up
>You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting!
>Monarchs don't sting...

in what way

just finished season 6 when will 7 come out?

I just started watching this show recently and I'm honestly surprised it's not more popular. It's got some of the most imaginative and funniest writing I've ever seen.

2039

youtube.com/watch?v=shVBfol6smQ

why does it take them so long to come out with a new season?

Steven Colbert as a neurotic jealous psycho version of Reed Richards. In fact, the entire "Impossibles" family is GOAT. Human torch who actually feels it when he burns up. Thing thats a walking scar tissue and retarded. Invisible woman who can only turn her skin invisible......

It was the last time Colbert was funny. I miss The Venture Brothers.

Colbert was GOAT
>What could be more important than your family, Richard?
>Ssssssscience?

youtube.com/watch?v=mtmndVpJrW8

They're really committed to quality not quantity, and it's just Doc Hammer and Jackson Pollock doing the writing and voices. I think they'd like it to be drawn out and perfect than rushed and haphazard

It's more of a Sup Forums thing, I've never really seen it discussed on reddit that much

Honestly, with Adult Swims track record of fucking over all of their talent, I wouldnt be surprised if they secretly stole all the copyrights from them and quietly cancelled the show under their noses.

>Fucked over Frylock out of royalties

>Stole Dethklok and all the music in the show from Brendan Smalls

>Love him or hate him, screwed over Sam Hyde because Tim Heidecker threw a tantrum, yet he hasnt done a legit thing for them in years.

I have a real hate on for AS right now.

Forgot to add

>Boondocks, season 4

Self explanatory there.

>Steven Colbert as a neurotic jealous psycho
>life imitates art

Nah, I prefer the relationship between Brock and the Venture family more.

Much like the core concepts of The Venture Bros, he became the joke he was portraying in both Venture and Birdman.

>Venture Bros debuted in 2004

That shit is ridiculous

>only 7 seasons

SOMEONE FORGOT A BABY

Nothing is more pathetic than a hallway monitor on the internet.

Its a show that is all about failure.

Every character in it is a failure at something, and I think that resonates a bit more with people from this site than it does the idiots on that other site.

Who here hasnt been screwed over by someone to the point that they spent days and days thinking about some fantastic revenge, only to never even do it? Who here hasnt spent all the time and put in the effort to win the heart of some love and have it all backfire and sputter out? Who here hasnt spent time, energy and thought into creating something, only to have it never pan out and ultimately, sometimes literally, blow up in their face? Who here hasnt failed at something?

I think thats why a lot of us like it, whether we realize it or not. That failure resonates.

But hey, im just some weird fucking autist on a chinese lead soldering forum, so who knows.

SUBMIT TO MY TOAST.

MY PLEASURE TOAST.

Orpheus's ex wife is so fucking hot god damn I would go insane

That was Colbert? He's actually done some great stuff, too bad he's an unfunny wreck now.

ignoring your rhetoric, he quit the show like a dick too, by having an intern email them

Go fuck yourself dummy

What rhetoric?

Dont respond. He probably thinks Colberts "Fuck trump and fuck white people" is biting social commentary.

Dont even care about the politics, just sick of it all.

>hipsters
They're called millennials now

You could bounce a penis off her tits.

colbert was only dr impossible in his first appearance
after that it was bill hader

>Hey, it's $8.20 on the meter, Stretch.
>IGNORE ME!!!

Second appearance. First appearance was in the pilot episode and that for sure was NOT Colbert voicing him, this thread made me start rewatching, just saw the ep like an hour ago.

the pilot doesn't count
also I forgot about it

SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a Fucking Beard! They're MAMMALS!

>You mean I get to be your partner and stuff?
>And stuff.

Main question that no one has asked, bunch of plebs, all of you.

DR. GIRLFRIEND

Would you?

Why not? She just has a fucked up voice.

This is Sup Forums, the site where if a woman has a tattoo or piercing, she is damaged goods FOR LIFE.

duh. desu she'd be less attractive with a normal voice.

>D'oooh, yeah of course. Oil! Yeah, makes sense now. Thought you said to fill it with hot voile.
>W-what the hell is voile?
>It's a soft sheer-fabric. I warmed some up in the dryer.
>W-what the... Are you insane? What kind of torture is that?! Get out of here! I'm serious. I don't even want to look at you anymore.

yes
I'd gladly suck her feminine benis if I get to play with her tits.

Im proud of you guys.

>benis

I'd let her give me a Rusty Venture.

To be fair, it is a running joke in the show that I dont think was ever confirmed or denied.

For those not in the know.
[AS] thought they could make The Boondocks without Aaron McGruder.

I like Billy or Orpheus the most.

Venture Bros

Nah, it's an examination of Johnny Quest and how an upbringing like that has lasting consequences on the kid in question Rusty

Apparently when colbert started his own show he was extremely rude to the venture bros people.
He said he had "better things to do with his time" than return as a VA.

Nope, still Scott Pilgrim.

The initial quote I used in that synopsis comes from Doc Hammer himself. I always liked that panel they did.

Also, Johnny Quest is IN the show, soooooooo...

Without hesitation. Especially if she's wearing pic related. lingerie in shades of purple is my super tame fetish

You go fuck yourself m8, Venture Bros has consistently been a top 5 animated show ever since day 1

Best scene coming through

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Oh fuck I nearly forgot about that part

I prefer this Brock Scene
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>when he wraps her in the blanket and smashes her around the room
Brutal

No it hasn't you daft twat

This is a great one too
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>watched the debut when i was in 6th grade
>graduated 6 years ago
Shit, man.

yeah but does smurfette fuck?

Colbert is funny, kid. Sorry you're not mature enough to understand that.

well its a good thing this site doesn't represent real life in the slightest

As im rewatching it since this thread went up, I forgot how much shit in season one got fleshed out fully.

Fucking bowie references. And I wont lie, I shed a tear at their nice little one line tribute to him.

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