Why are there no good right wing comedy films?

Why are there no good right wing comedy films?

The Pentagon Wars

i dont get this. The amount of things that trigger lefties could fill a library?

Name one(1) good left wing comedy

Pretty much all of them too many to list would take days maybe weeks to write them all out.

>be Trump Jr
>dump emails over twitter confirming that Russia influenced the election so NYT doesn't beat you to it

We don't need a comedian, it's already a farce

The writers are too busy watching their wives take the superior black cock

>dr strangelove
>left wing comedy
You're trying too hard

I asked you to name a single one and you failed, please google the helium method

>be american
>government finances disputes to overthrow governments all over the world
>"MUH RUSSIAN HACKERS MADE NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT HILLARY"

i hope your disgusting empire crumbles in my lifetime

>Anti nuke film
>Right wing

lol

>not wanting Russian overlordship to cleanse America of Satan and homosexuality once and for all

How are we expected to take liberals seriously?

There are no good movies at all.

>if something isn't right wing it's left wing
In what sense do you think Dr Strangelove is anti nuke?

Reagan was anti nuke.

>right wing
>being literal cucks

because the right wing is made up exclusively of brainlets

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Who gives a shit about films?

Right wing literature shits on left wing literature. FACT.

>he feels challenged when he's asked to explain his position
How did I know this was how this conversation was going to go?

>posting the edited version

Ops pic was more accurate than I realised.

All comedy is intrinsically conservative by the nature of humor even if the comic is liberal or making a leftist political point

"No"

Pentagon Wars isn't right wing, wtf. It's literally anti-military industrial complex

Right-wingers don't tell jokes, they just elect them

>being that guy who posts the edited version every time the original version is posted

This is like a bot.

>it's so self evident I don't have to explain it
I always know when I'm encountering a serious intellect when someone can't even pose the most basic premise on which to found their argument.

>Right wing literature
Can you name some examples besides Heinlein? Ayn Rand is awful and about as "right-wing" (in the nu-right sense) as you can get. Upton Sinclair and Sinclair Lewis both come to mind as left-wing, New Deal-era novelists that would probably trounce any right-wing blogger held up as a literati today.

this is the actual image

>watch BBC news
>they said Trump is bad
>get arrested for colluding with foreign government to hack our election
Such is life in America

This has to be satire.

if you guys found out that trymp hires black dudes to fuck his wife would you even be surprised? seriously?

>Doesn't realize Dr Stranglove is anti nuke
>Probably doesn't even realize it's satirical
>Certain to have a below 70 IQ
>Thinks anyone is gonna humor him by trying to have a debate with a brainlet

Only a cuck gets mad when called a cuck. That's why it's so effective.
>anti-nuke
I thought Dr. Strangelove was poking fun of the concept of paranoia (Both america and russia were overly paranoid of each other, with complicated anti-missile defense systems) and a severe lack of self-awareness (Gentlemen, stop fighting, this is the war room). It wasn't "NUKES BAAAAAD PEACE GOOOOD", it was "Stop being paranoid twats"

Wait..that's left wing lit? I bought that book, haven't read it yet and thought it'll be right wing because I've already read Inherent Vice.

The majority of great artists lean to the left.

The right hates art you dumb cunt. Just look at the trash taste and lack of any kind of cultural education that the vast majority of this board's users has.

Hollywood is run by satanic Jews who won't let you in unless you are part of the communist feminism cult

Why does it have to conform to a point of view? And again, in what sense is it anti nuke? Was Stanley Kubrick in favor of disarmament? Is the only right wing position on nuclear weapons to "use them"? I'm really intimidated by your namecalling and everything don't get me wrong I am a total brianlet so I need my basic questions answered by you turbo geniuses.

It makes more sense.

You quite obviously did not understand Inherent Vice. How on earth could you interpret that book being right wing?

doesn't idiocracy basically claim that the welfare state enables low iq people to outbreed intelligent people

>quotes idiocracy as his argument
spend a lot of time on reddit these days?

So centrists don't call out racists for racism?

pretty much

>call out racists for racism
Are you in the third fucking grade?

Meanwhile, the right has:
>Rudyard Kipling
>T.S. Eliot
>William Blake
>Alexander Pope
>Ernst Junger
>Dostoyevsky
>G.K. Chesterton
>Oswald Spengler
>Overwhelming majority of notable literature from Antiquity-the beginning of the Enlightenment

Tolkien was pretty reactionary too, tbqh.

Brainlet can't comprehend a Pynchon's easiest book. You ain't gonna get much out of Gravity's Rainbow

>He didn't come out of Strangelove wanting to be Major Kong
lol faggot

>right hates art
>the rich paid artists to paint, sculpt and write plays and poetry
>The Church funded some of the greatest works of art of all time

>left loves art
>MUH VAGINA
>MUH PERIOD ART
>muh symbolism outweighs artistic skill
The majority of modern whiny "artistic" cunts are left leaning, due to the complete and utter destruction of what's considered art, and the demolition of any real artistic skills. Neck yourself, you fucking hipster cuck.

It's about stupid people mindlessly reproducing without any regard for their kids' future, exacerbated by the fact that mankind has no effective natural predators. You just threw in a reference to "the welfare state" to make it sound like it's making a right wing statement.

ONLY CHILDREN AND MANCHILDREN ARE LEFTISTS

high school knowitall summerfags can't really handle any debate

You sound like someone who likely knows a great deal about art.

>Dickens
>Steinbeck
ehhhhhh

Watch out guys we've got one of those left-wing intellectuals over here.

>implying

It's a right wing statement when you consider what races the people who are the dumbest and reproduce the most belong to.

The left has
>Joyce
>Pynchon
>Tolstoy
>Borges
>Einstein
>PKD
>Flaubert
>John Stuart Mill
>Nabokov

Dostoyevsky is shit, the only two on that list is Eliot and Junger have merit

Don't forget Ayn Rand.

no i'm actually the guy arguing that dr strangelove doesn't take a left wing (or really any) position on the nuclear issue but idiocracy has been flung around by leftists like monkeys to shit these last few months

For the same reason there are no good SJW films.

Too fucking preachy.

Jesus christ right wingers are hilarious.

Can't even interpret the meaning of any artwork because they're so wrapped up inside their own bullshit.

>Dostoyevsky is shit

t. someone who praises classical music but really only listens to metal

>applying notions of left and right to pre-french revolution history
you're a fucking idiot

>Dostoyevsky is shit
>lists pop leftist hero Einstein
he was a physicist you fucking retard

>Dostoyevsky is shit
Thank you for correcting the record.

You're looking at it from bias 21st century lenses rather than in 1964 when nuclear annihilation was a real and constant threat.

There isn't much to "interpret" with Idiocracy and what I said isn't wrong. Also it's funny that you want to claim it for the left now after dismissing it at first.

>Eliot
>right
>literally dressed up as a woman to host parties

Kipling, Pope, Junger, Chesterton, and Spengler are all dogshit. Especially fucking Kipling. Why do right wingers always have to be reduced to naming a god damn author who wrote for young boys?

the entire ritual of calling someone out is just annoying.
people that "call out" people are just virtue signaling. if you think someone is racist you could just let them talk, let them hang themselves while they babble on.
but leftists these days are just screeching "RACYS" whenever they hear something they disagree with.
this climate is new for you americans, but a pretty similar situation established itself here in germany over the past 50+ years.
people do not trust each other anymore. no one ever talks openly about any subject that is a little darker out of fear of losing their job + social status, wich ultimately hinders the thoughtprocess itself.

>or how i learned to stopped worrying and love the atom bomb
is he though? even in the end the message is optimistic

Not conservative certainly. It always has a streak of pure anarchy in it, but not in a faggy "don't trigger me" way.
It's anarcy in a "let's drink booze, fuck women, and have fun" way.

I love reading posts like this, they show everyone that the alt right is low iq teenage boys trying to prove their edginess and we all feel secondhand embarrassment from the cringe

>slip on banana peel
TRUMP 2020

-Dostoyevsky (Specifically Demons)
-"Decline of the West" Oswald Spengler
-Julius Evola
-"Leviathan" Thomas Hobbes
-"Heretics" G.K. Chesterton
-"Reflections of Violence" Georges Sorel
-"The Fourth Political Theory" Aleksandr Dugin
-Ernst Junger ("Storm of Steel," "The Glass Bees")
-Oswald Mosley
-"Death of the West" Patrick Buchanan
-"Reflections on the Revolution in France" Edmund Burke
-Joseph de Maistre
etc.

>Why do right wingers always have to be reduced to naming a god damn author who wrote for young boys?
As opposed to writing for cucks like you?

>the message is optimistic

jesus christ how fucking dumb are you

>literally dressed up as a woman to host parties
So?

Trump is Jewish

Sometimes a person is too retarded to even make it worth engaging with. Sorry pal.

hey man how's about you come at me with some arguments next time you run out of things to say?

no, please do forget Ayn Rand

Being an adult isn't good for much if you validate your intellectual prowess by how many other people agree with you for whatever reason.

No, as opposed to writing for grown ups who don't read children's literature.

Though I guess for right wingers YA fiction is about as big a challenge as they can handle

Heinlein isn't remotely right wing, he's just tarred with that brush because he's pro-military

No fucking shit retard. He's been part of Hollywood for most of his life.

>Dostoyevsky is shit

The sequence of the idiots reproducing to create Idiocracy is almost entirely comprised of white trash jokes. Where on earth did you get the idea that they were trying to make some kind of statement about race?

>Nuke getting dropped and everyone about to get wiped out is optimistic

Are you baiting me?
Good job you did it.

Einstein wrote a whole treatise titled "Why Not Socialism" if you ever read anything other than Breitbart you'd learn a thing or two

>A cheap sensationalist, clumsy and vulgar. A prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. Some of his scenes are extraordinarily amusing. Nobody takes his reactionary journalism seriously

What did he say that was wrong? The catholic church gave us some of the celebrated art and literature in the world.

Like oh my God I can't even right?

Uh no, its anti-design-by-committee and all the hero is definitely on the side of the US army having effective hardware. Don't be stupid

What is Idiocracy? a comedy about Eugenics

yeah i read his papers on sr and gr and i stopped after that. fucking brainlets who can't even into einstein's intellect quote him as being a god lmao.

It's necessarily a statement about race, intended or not, if you consider what I said.

That's because they had money. Doesn't mean all the artists they used were had 100% the same beliefs as them.

>Dostoyevsky
don't know who that it but his name is pretty kino desu