>This is a real language
This is a real language
It's a high German dialect at best
still better than Suomi
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So is this shit. (It's fucking sideways lol)
>Mi bour le ki ton monmon
This is a real language.
>bang dieper probeer
only thing worse is to hear it spoken, gal dang, poor dogs
Echter dan jouw taal, vluchtloze vogel.
bezoeken
antwoord
nog
lmao
Showing my country friend Dutch news and telling him it was English was the funniest shit ever
rate my reading attempt
>making fun of bastardized German while speaking bastardized German
It sounds more like old germanic than the modern version.
...
it's not German
lol wtf it's as if someone just banged their fists on a keyboard
Ik ben an Duitsjtk der voortwert dirkj aantwerkrijk sinaasapelsap dirjkuijk
>ik houd graag van boerenpaté,mmmh lekker !
that's not a language, gosh.
it's not Belgian
it's Nilfgaardian
>hij spreekt geen nederlands
lol wat een kanker mongool ben je.
hey i was just wondering, can a dutch speaker understand Afrikaans a bit?
>The parts that used to be Hungarian are more likely to have toilets in homes
it sounds like a heavy medieval accent, I can make some sense out of it yes but speaking it is hard
>poos in the loo
>uses bidet to clean his ass and not using his left hand
literally 3rd world
Don’t bully the swamp annglos
isn't it though?
The essence yes, but the language evolved completely different.
A subway fi is simply metro or while in Afrikaans it's literally "mole train".
Literally like the animal.
So sometimes there are some "what the fuck did he say" moments.
kankerneger :DDDDDD
깰깰깰깰깰깰깰 :DDDD
what is wrong with suomi?
I would say the only negative I can think of is that by and large you guys sound slightly robotic
the native accent is monotone
he moe nu ni doen alsof wata di Ollanders ut ulderen mulle klap'n ka beskowd worn a ne toale, wè, timo do je twit. Vloms (en 't Westvloms nog miere) es 't oerspronklike Nejerlands, en 't es viel skoener.
ahh, n'golo n'golo
unfortunate
I wonder how Hungarian sounds to foreigners.
lot of ish sounds it seems
really weird but not unpleasant to hear imo
how does french sound ?
Hard to tell desu. It can be as irritating as Dutch but in rap songs it usually sounds very nice. The way you pronounce "tr" (for example in the word lettres) is painful though. I also think that the language is great for giving public speeches. I sometimes imagine myself as Robespierre, delivering a passionate speech in the convent.
Fuck off, it's not. It's not even a Low German dialect.
It kinda is, English is also German.
According to Romans, everything north of Danube and Rhine is Germania, so...
>Je vind
That's not my language.
At least it's not spoken Japanese.
Thai has to sound the worst
Do foreigners prefer the sound of Netherlands Dutch or Flemish Dutch? I think Flemish sounds nicer because it's softer and less gutteral.
I'm phoneposting so cba linking examples but just search on youtube for "flemish news" (or "vrt nieuws") and "dutch news" to compare.
it does sound softer, somewhat like someone trying to lull a dangerous animal
trying to claim thule again you nazi bastard?
It's alright. The grammar is a different story.
What?
He's probably mxing up "German" with "Germanic", a thing English speakers do all the time, so he should know better as it sounds nothing alike in German
Also, what we want with some frozen Greenlandic town
How does finnish sound?
it's cute
"I'll just have a beer thanks"
>Dutch barman hands you this
What do you do?
It sounds.
That's it. Nothing really comes to mind.
Geographical term, not rassenpure environment.
like. a. ro. bot.
what's wrong with it? its not the worst
youtube.com
how can you defend this "language" ?
Dit is aas.
How the fuck come Dutch surprises you while there is shit like Hungarian around?
Waterloo
Ei teil käärmeil oo mitää asiaa selittää toiste kielist
good song youtube.com
It's literally spurdo German
Nigger ""Languages"" don't even have basic grammatical functions in them, like that one apefreakan click sound pidgin i forgot the name of
spot on though eh?
LAAT DE ZON IN JE HART
floogoo doogoo hoogoo kankkerrs
haha "high" because they smoke weed all the time!
>bang dieper probeer
thank god for the normans
>Tìtyre, tù patulaè recubàns sub tègmine fàgi
>silvestrèm tenuì musàm meditàris avèna;
>nòs patriaè finès et dùlcia lìnquimus àrva;
>nòs patriàm fugimùs: tu, Tìtyre, lèntus in ùmbra
>fòrmosàm resonàre docès Amarỳllida sìlvas.
now THIS is a REAL language
Hmm..
What would make it more appealing to fellow humans?
Asking out of... interest. Just doing some research and stuff. Haha.
My translation:
Just be honest and not afriad to give a longwinded answer wherin you go more in depth when answering questions like "wat do you like" and "which country would you like to visit?".
Should I translate more for you?