This is a real language

>This is a real language

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It's a high German dialect at best

still better than Suomi

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So is this shit. (It's fucking sideways lol)

>Mi bour le ki ton monmon
This is a real language.

>bang dieper probeer

only thing worse is to hear it spoken, gal dang, poor dogs

Echter dan jouw taal, vluchtloze vogel.

bezoeken
antwoord
nog

lmao

Showing my country friend Dutch news and telling him it was English was the funniest shit ever

rate my reading attempt

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>making fun of bastardized German while speaking bastardized German

It sounds more like old germanic than the modern version.

...

it's not German

lol wtf it's as if someone just banged their fists on a keyboard

youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU

Ik ben an Duitsjtk der voortwert dirkj aantwerkrijk sinaasapelsap dirjkuijk

>ik houd graag van boerenpaté,mmmh lekker !

that's not a language, gosh.

it's not Belgian

it's Nilfgaardian

>hij spreekt geen nederlands
lol wat een kanker mongool ben je.

hey i was just wondering, can a dutch speaker understand Afrikaans a bit?

>The parts that used to be Hungarian are more likely to have toilets in homes

it sounds like a heavy medieval accent, I can make some sense out of it yes but speaking it is hard

>poos in the loo
>uses bidet to clean his ass and not using his left hand
literally 3rd world

Don’t bully the swamp annglos

isn't it though?

youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

The essence yes, but the language evolved completely different.
A subway fi is simply metro or while in Afrikaans it's literally "mole train".
Literally like the animal.
So sometimes there are some "what the fuck did he say" moments.

kankerneger :DDDDDD

깰깰깰깰깰깰깰 :DDDD

what is wrong with suomi?

I would say the only negative I can think of is that by and large you guys sound slightly robotic

the native accent is monotone

he moe nu ni doen alsof wata di Ollanders ut ulderen mulle klap'n ka beskowd worn a ne toale, wè, timo do je twit. Vloms (en 't Westvloms nog miere) es 't oerspronklike Nejerlands, en 't es viel skoener.

ahh, n'golo n'golo

unfortunate

I wonder how Hungarian sounds to foreigners.

lot of ish sounds it seems

really weird but not unpleasant to hear imo
how does french sound ?

Hard to tell desu. It can be as irritating as Dutch but in rap songs it usually sounds very nice. The way you pronounce "tr" (for example in the word lettres) is painful though. I also think that the language is great for giving public speeches. I sometimes imagine myself as Robespierre, delivering a passionate speech in the convent.

Fuck off, it's not. It's not even a Low German dialect.

It kinda is, English is also German.
According to Romans, everything north of Danube and Rhine is Germania, so...

>Je vind
That's not my language.

At least it's not spoken Japanese.

Thai has to sound the worst

Do foreigners prefer the sound of Netherlands Dutch or Flemish Dutch? I think Flemish sounds nicer because it's softer and less gutteral.

I'm phoneposting so cba linking examples but just search on youtube for "flemish news" (or "vrt nieuws") and "dutch news" to compare.

it does sound softer, somewhat like someone trying to lull a dangerous animal

trying to claim thule again you nazi bastard?

It's alright. The grammar is a different story.

What?

He's probably mxing up "German" with "Germanic", a thing English speakers do all the time, so he should know better as it sounds nothing alike in German
Also, what we want with some frozen Greenlandic town

How does finnish sound?

youtube.com/watch?v=ayfiBlStLRw

it's cute

"I'll just have a beer thanks"
>Dutch barman hands you this
What do you do?

It sounds.
That's it. Nothing really comes to mind.

Geographical term, not rassenpure environment.

like. a. ro. bot.

what's wrong with it? its not the worst

youtube.com/watch?v=fL068bmjP_c
how can you defend this "language" ?

Dit is aas.

How the fuck come Dutch surprises you while there is shit like Hungarian around?

Waterloo

Ei teil käärmeil oo mitää asiaa selittää toiste kielist

good song youtube.com/watch?v=_-QQI6lb_Hg

It's literally spurdo German

Nigger ""Languages"" don't even have basic grammatical functions in them, like that one apefreakan click sound pidgin i forgot the name of

spot on though eh?

LAAT DE ZON IN JE HART

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floogoo doogoo hoogoo kankkerrs

haha "high" because they smoke weed all the time!

>bang dieper probeer
thank god for the normans

>Tìtyre, tù patulaè recubàns sub tègmine fàgi
>silvestrèm tenuì musàm meditàris avèna;
>nòs patriaè finès et dùlcia lìnquimus àrva;
>nòs patriàm fugimùs: tu, Tìtyre, lèntus in ùmbra
>fòrmosàm resonàre docès Amarỳllida sìlvas.

now THIS is a REAL language

Hmm..
What would make it more appealing to fellow humans?
Asking out of... interest. Just doing some research and stuff. Haha.

My translation:

Just be honest and not afriad to give a longwinded answer wherin you go more in depth when answering questions like "wat do you like" and "which country would you like to visit?".

Should I translate more for you?