Study Chinese for success edition
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Kookaburra Elder getting tired pf your shipfts.
今天你们有打算吗?
今天是星期五所以要去酒吧
晚上吃火锅 desu
Ship, Shift, Shits; Sips Tea. Pinkie Straight, (Left One {GIRLS})
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船,輪班,狗屎;啜飲茶。小指直(左一{GIRLS})
你今天计划吗?
今天是星期五,所以去吧台
不错
晚饭想吃汉堡包
Desu =死亡到兩個T¥¥!^ BANZAI! BUNS高!
Why does the bot translate the posts that are already in Chinese?
公主陰莖臉
Because England still isn't submitting to King Simon, The Thirst.
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因为英格兰还没有向西蒙王提交口渴。
Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck
hey
What?
the chinese kill these, the dog the most loyal creature to the human. this is why you should never ever call friend to a chinese. loyalty doesnt exist for them.
good
When will the CCP finally cut all outside internet connections and have an intranet like north korea?
All Wh*tes would flee.
what would you do if you find your qt asian daughter is dating with a white male?
Make him become transracial
What a cruel prank, he's probably going to go home and post on /r/asianmasulinity now
Someone told me that foreigners can just ask their ISP in China to be given a line with a VPN on it.
Why would ISPs allow foreigners to bypass the GFW?
peru?
is it your goal still to get a korean gf peru?
Nice korean girl picture
I dont like her, I think her shit smell too bad.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
don't worry lads, leafs will save bitcoin
Can someone translate:
你能来开下门不
我他妈
进不来
peru? What’s going on peru? is this it, the ‘big collapse’?
should I get out of China now peru, before their economy goes tits up and they start lynching foreigners in the streets and eating each other?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
are you an english teacher?
why arent you in Japan? seriously
>Eating nothing but fried dough for breakfast with a flask of hot water
ideal breakfast
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I think it’s pretty misleading to say 油条 is the only kind of Chinese breakfast there is.
Winston can eat a cock t-b-h.
卧槽 这tm是什么字
Thinking about getting a tattoo where 阴 (yin) would be under one collarbone and 阳 (yang) under the other. Thing is, I'm not sure if I should go traditional characters or simplified. On one hand, traditional characters have the additional "coolness" factor for being more complex, but then on the other hand, I like how yin has 月 and yang has 日- It adds a bit of symmetry and additional symbolism.
What do you guys think?
>a fucking Ripple tat
>White boy with a chinese tat
Yes mate this is a great idea
>white
Did you not see my flag?
不会,中国女爱Instagram.
Sounds pretty fuccen gay
在冬天,每一天是一样的:睡觉,上网,看书,可能去公园或是图书馆。
>Hello Dear,
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>Our academies run very successful in Shanghai since 2013. We are very well organized, can provide good material and curriculum for you.
>When you are interested in teaching at our academies, I'd want to have an interview with you. Please let me know when you are available.
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>Janice
Yes when can i start
Why does most Chinese media have subtitles? Is it because once you get past basic phrases, it becomes impossible to work out meaning from spoken Mandarin cause all the homonyms?
so... this... is the legendary club where peru threw up on the dancefloor
yep, I did a pretty big mess there.
Immediately, but you have to go through the interview process first...
hot water is drank before consuming anything else, 油条 is eaten with milk or soy bean milk, but it's often eaten by children, most Chinese people eat 稀饭 or 包子 in the morning
because not all chinese can understand spoken 普通话
can a slim person be a douchebag?
yes nice lucky dubs
在中国每天早餐吃了两个油条和一杯豆浆或者一个烧饼
>一杯豆浆
Soi boi
在中国大家都是豆男孩子
Is there a good translation tool addon for chrome or firefox?
I feel like its always such a hassle to copy and paste stuff. I just want to hover my mouse over and get the translation for that character.
literally the google translate addon you baboon
Check our Chinese pop up dictionary
Sorry the correct name is "Zhongwen pop up dictionary"
chrome.google.com
中国人对白左有什么看法?
>pic
fake click bate propaganda from yellow page magazine. There are probably real cases that though
没事,中国人不知道这是什么
我知道很多华人在美国。他们常常觉得白左是对的。
>华裔
>中国人
哦?
I think he means
华人= overseas chinese
中国人=Chinese in china
阿,我的错。
知道了
我觉得华人在美国都是白左
很小人是右边
are all whites douchebags?
笨蛋
What you think would happen: coolness rating +10%
What actually happens: coolness rating -30%
Always use traditional for very low word count art work btw
Makes it look less empty
This gives me an idea. ITT post all insults/profanity you know off the top of your head
我开始:
》傻逼
》黑鬼
》肏你妈
》放屁
》比碎
》你妈的
》鬼佬
打飞机
Watching the chinese movie 'haunted road'
Before the title even comes up
5 friend chinks just casually drive by a car accident, leaving an injured person to die
Reason, don't want to waste time with the police
(Based on the title you can guess that they'll meet that person again)
>even local-made movies reflect shittiness of china
Ugh, racist
What are some good books to read on Chinese history?
I'm interested in everything from ancient china up until 1911
謝謝大哥有再照片嗎
Bet she sucked him off too
Poor little Chinaman cucked again by the superior white man.
幹你娘
膣屄
你媽的
靠北
靠要
婊子
恐龍沒
臭膣屄
三小
Poor little Chinaboy.
Western Colonialism the worst abuser of Human Rights. Hong Kong is a monument to western human rights abuse colonialism by the west. Western stink hypocrisy abusing human rights in Palestine Kashmir Syria Mali. Human Rights abuses of the west at the highest levels US FBI abusing human rights of Trump campaign staff using FISA court to illegally get information on Trump staff. Nobody is safe from western human rights abuse.
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what do dogs taste like?
很久沒交媾對吧
Because pronunciation of Mandarin varies across the different provinces, not everyone has grasped standard putonghua just yet.
Do people actually like this kind of porn? I just find it cringey.
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>Go to neighbor's house
>neighbor gives you moneys
>be nice enough not to comment how you don't like the way he decorates his house or runs his business
Etiquette 101 anybody?
Imagine if the Chinese PM when he came to America, all he would comment about is black lives matter and that American police should stop killing black people. It would be quite impolite I think.
is there demand for black bulls in china?
Im too good for this world.
為什麼呢
There's lots of heiren in Guangdong already
>move to China, make some new friends
>be invited to a Chinese family's house for dinner
>tfw you are the dinner
>mfw American average dick size is 5 inches
>70% of Americans are also overweight, meaning their dick is more like 3 inches thanks to the fat
>Out of the 70%, 35% are actually morbidly obese, meaning they actually cannot see their dicks
>American white males suffer from the highest occurrence of micropenii among all white subspecies
Is this reddit copypasta lad?
surely the supply does not meet the demand
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Trying to gather opinions on my GF