Now that CRISPR is a thing and you can genetrically improve yourself using science in the near future...

Now that CRISPR is a thing and you can genetrically improve yourself using science in the near future. Would you opt in to getting your penis enlarged by forcing your body to undergo a second puberty?

Why wouldn't you? It's what women want, you do want to proliferate the big dick gene to further the human race, don't you?

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no. mine is like 7 inches and my wife loves it.

from an evolutionary standpoint this is an incredibly, mindbogglingly stupid, bad idea.

Everyone is going to do it.

like i care if a women/animal enjoy my dick or not lmao

>caring what women think. Virgin cuck detected.

my penis may only be an average 5 inches, but damn it it's my penis, it's my greatest friend and ally and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Besides I've got magic fingers.

Good little goy, keep worrying about penis size so you ward off any potential of creating a stable family

>not realizing the next generation will laugh at you when you say that you gave up continuance of your race and heritage because you favored momentary pleasure over continuing success

Pick up a bible before it's too late.

Why is CRISPR suddenly a meme?

What a tiny dick.

I bet your wife would love my 8 inches

Reddit plebs.

Of all the benefits of CRISPR, the first thing that comes to your mind is penis enlargement?

A fucking leaf

>oh pls women will u love and admire me

hahahaha

A trending video on youtube

>the average penis feels like a fingure
Nah your vaginas just a fucking chasm

The fuck is CRISPR and stop being fags.

>crisper
There was an article in the German newspaper Die Zeit that we can modify our children to end homosexuality. So I think there are more important things to do with CRISPR,

does this mean real sex changes will be a thing?

CRISPR yer Pener to engineer a vaginer?

One the other side, if one has their foreskin intact its very easy, if not easier, to jerk someone off using one finger bu simply pulling the foreskin up and down rapidlt over the line betwen the head and wider penis.

No, because you aren't going to magically change bone structures or existing organs simply by changing the DNA code.

Rekt

Why are people falling for the CRISPR meme? The technology can only induce changes by cutting away the overexpressed genes at cell levels. Any large scale genomic modifications will need technology 50-60 years later. Even if you could modify your penis size, it only can be smaller due to the nature of CRISPR.

So, fuck off.

I have a 3 inch peener, but I'd make these three bitches moan.

I've been told by many girls that my cock is very cute and they treat it like it's a little puppy. Many "oohs" and "ahhs". I've never been denied a blowie. Bitches love my little guy. I'm also an arrogant prick that's full of himself and treats people like shit, so maybe that's why. Also the girls I've been with have been petite. I dunno if a big 5'5"+ would want me, though I have a dream/fetish of being ravaged by a big amazonian woman that's taller and bigger than me.

CRISPR is inherently unreliable, what you end up with is a population of cells with wildly different mutations, that you then carefully and expensively sort out until you maybe find one that does what you want it to do, and then expand it into a cell line.

Additionally, for CRISPR to work you need to either identify a gene you want to silence, or introduce a gene you want expressed. What gene in your dick makes it 6 inches instead of 8? What transgene would make your dick grow exactly two more inches? There are multiple tissues involved, cartilage that needs remodeled, and epigenetic silencing of puberty related genes which needs to be reversed.

What would happen is that you would inject something in your dick and then get dick cancer and then the doctors would have to remove your dick and you'd still probably die in

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Wish we could nuke Canada into oblivion

CRISPR affects genetics on the sequence level, and not large sequences. There are many, many large genes associated with sexual dimorphism, many of which we haven't identified or don't know what they do. Most importantly, many of these genes do essentially irreversible physiological chances, at least using endogenous methods

What the fuck is CRISPR?

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>tfw 1cm smaller than 8 inches

>alter my dick to please the woman

no. fuck you, fuck that idea.
I'm not insecure enough to change my cock for some bitch who's probably in it for the child support money.

Chicks buy tits to get dicks and money.
Not the other way around.

Cuck thread. -10/10

this vid explains it really well: youtube.com/watch?v=MnYppmstxIs

>potential for massive improvements to the human genome
>hurr u gotta make ur dick bigger for teh wymonz
fucking cucknadians at it again

CRISPR can't do most of that shit. Fixing dysfunctional proteins, sure, anti-viral utility, sure. But you can't fix chromosomal disorders, and splicing "cancer fighting genes" into your immune system ignores how we could already do that with classical methods if we knew what genes would work. But that's the actually hard part.

Aging doesn't happen because of telomere breakdown, that's a dumb meme. It's because our somatic DNA replication system is imperfect, and after many decades accumulated mutations result in either cancer, tissue dysfunction, or respiratory failure. Fixing this would require literally inventing an entirely new set of DNA replication enzymes which are orders of magnitude more specific and less error prone than the existing system, while not being particularly more energetically demanding. In other words, fucking impossible. We're more likely to figure out how to transfer our consciousnesses to machines.

You can't engineer away people eating too much fucking food. You could affect appetite, I guess.

the funny thing is the bigger a penis is the more uncomfortable it is and only men go on about how important big dicks are since you watch porn every day and think its not fake as fuck

What are your credentials in this?

I'm a biotechnologist.

Also, basic understanding of how CRISPR works with even fundamental knowledge of biochemistry and cellular structure would tell you that you can't use a technology that edits small strings of DNA bases to do things like remove an entire chromosome in a person's body. The real power of CRISPR is being able to make animal research models much faster and cheaper, which will let us map genetic function much more quickly and make drugs more efficiently. The former of which is the REAL key to stopping diseases, including cancer.

As a woman, i don't want 8 inches. 7 almost hurts but actually is perfect. Different women like different sizes. Besides no woman who would cheat on her husband deserves her husband.