Wanna watch a movie or show

>wanna watch a movie or show
>immediately feel bored or wanna shitpost
How do I break the habit

cant help u i do the same thing

I am literally doing that

Get on Sup Forums
Say you're from Reddit
Wait for them to crush your self esteem
Watch something to cheer yourself up

You should watch movies and shows at a faster rate, for one thing.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WATCH

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PLAY

I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE TRAILS NEAR ME

I'M ALREADY /FIT/, 1/2/3/4, 14 MINUTE 2 MILE

I HAVE TWO RACE CARS AND A DAILY DRIVER

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH LIFE

as an adult its hard to get into a new movie or show. its like you have to TRY to get into it
its hard to get invested in a movie anymore unless you really REALLY want to see it going on Sup Forums is easier. its relaxing and easy to do. no difficult set up. just choose a pic and ur done

>14 minute 2 mile
That needs some work mate.

Find some friends.

Bro I'm 26, am I an Olympic runner? No. Do I embarrass 18 year olds? Fucking right I do

tell me the secrets to your success

Pretty well off for a 26 year old, what do you do if I may ask?

Stop looking at your phone

It has more to do with the internet in general than just phones.

what the fuck

whaoy

eww

...

You have completely fried your brains reward centre with constant shitposting and internet browsing, thus diminishing its ability to keep your attention focused on something without getting that reward chemical kick.
Try giving up your phone, Sup Forums, TV, any type of instant gratification for a couple of weeks.

Kys Jason

Woah the AI is learning

Started life as 18 year old in the army, hired at TSA at 21 and joined national guard, recently got a job at the NSA, haven't been to school yet. So I guess that'll be my next thing.

Become Patrician and stop watching movies altogether

Keep a notepad with you that you write possible shiposts in as you're watching the movie/show

watch it on a vr cinema
cmoar is pretty good

what the fuck

Stop sucking off stray dogs would be a good start.

stop making useless shit threads on Sup Forums
actually stop posting on Sup Forums all together

This, add porn to the mix and your life becomes browsing Sup Forums all day when not edging and fapping to porn, all of these activities require little attention and focus compared to a game or movie or whatever.

>be NEET
>jerk off all day or hunt for porn
>shitpost in around 50 threads a day on various boards and chans
>only watch movies on other monitor as background noise

HELP

>Military
>making it

pick 1 my good little goy

Good money is good money my friend. Outside of a few people in my peer group who were groomed for success by pedigree families, I'm probably the most successful person I know with a home, cars, good job, guaranteed retirement. So many 26 year olds are out there putting in applications at shift supervisory level jobs, or looking for a second job, living at home, that isn't success, unless you want to be esoteric about "success."

Yes, I know a lot of people feel fucked over by the uniformed service, but if someone came to you at 18 and gave you all the resources that the army gives you, and you STILL fail in adulthood, then you were designed to fail.