/lbg/- Letterboxd General

Your first mistake was existing, /lbg/. Your second mistake was thinking you know more than me. I'm here to correct both of those mistakes. No matter how much time it takes, from now until the end of time, I'll be here to prove you wrong and destroy you. Give up, /lbg/, you can't win. I will always outmatch you physically, mentally, genetically and sexually. I never tire, I choose to sleep. I never hunger, I choose to eat. I can prove anything. I choose not to. Now get off my board and go back to plebbit. This is your warning. edition.

Previous thread: >Not sure what letterboxd is all about?
The mission of /lbg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of film as art by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through examinations and by calling out embryos as they arise.

>Directions for use
Post profiles and discuss what you have recently watched, if you dare.

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>discord
discord.gg/MJ9EDND

>News
lol like anything newsworthy ever happens in these threads

Use as a link to find the /lbg/ thread.

Remember the following:
>Patricians occasionally read these generals and have posted here before.
>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
>This is a thread for patrician purposes only don't offer or expect frivolous discussion.

>QotT
Is there a better way to encourage others to appreciate a filmmaker you like than bullying, spamming, exposing, insulting, harrasing and name-calling?

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letterboxd.com/TheArtofKino/films/diary/
youtube.com/watch?v=hb0jB4miVKQ
youtube.com/watch?v=EtFQRcPyn-k
youtube.com/watch?v=_8I5OTc8etY
youtube.com/watch?v=HzaLnmO_aiY
youtube.com/watch?v=mQQUtrbc6fk
youtube.com/watch?v=FoQb7MNWPRc
letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I'm bumping this, I think

i have a profile but im not going to post it, how do you like that?

you seem like the kind of people who eat pineapple with pizza, so, I'm fine

What's wrong with pineapple on a pizza? It's divine.

I knew it

>filmmaker
If you're implying Griffith, he never made a film in his life. He made sunplays, a separate medium he invented

I'm not the first user.

i actually prefer plain pizza

megaautist how does it feel the only good films Griffith made were birth of a nation and intolerance

letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
hello my friends
t. resident /lbg/ patrician [smoothhands(The Prophet of Kino)]

Don't try to downgrade superior sunplays to the lowly status of flicks in a low effort attempt of bringing sophistication and grandeur to your tawdry medium.

I want DW Griffith to brap in my mouth :3

MEGAAUTIST THAT'S DISGUSTING

wrong

>I don't watch anything post-1940
how can anybody be so autistic

I prefer left. More realistic.

t. megaautist

>I only fuck nigger babies
how can anybody be so autistic

I never said that. Find a quote of me saying that

>I don't consider any film post-1940 good
My mistake :)

letterboxd.com/brenx923/

>Kurosawa fans are also capeshit fans
Pottery

I hateee Hollywood soo much

my faves everything by Criterion Collection :)

PBUH

>You can't separate what makes it good from its style. This is the case with all great films.
True.

>watching anything post-1930
films went to shit with the advent of sound and you know it

what about the pre-code movies?

letterboxd.com/TheArtofKino/films/diary/

sup everyone

the code is good

pre-code films are wicked and immoral, I hate them with my life

yikes

>theartofkino
>doesnt watch kino
was he trying to be ironic?

t. DW Griffith

Go preach about why prohibition is good and New York cityfolk are evil elsewhere

1930 to 1940 is good.

>not focusing on modern cinema
*tips reactionary fedora*

...

How come you can't name the films in my 3x3? I made it fairly easy for you. They're all silents minus 1.

You mean postmodern. Late 50's and up,

I mean from 2010 onward

I'm a modern girl!!

holy shit that's fucking retarded

stay mad granpa

I'm a postmodern girl

What am I?

DW Griffith never made anything as good as these

yikes! you'll never know anything about film but okay

If they're so good, name them. Also, Griffith made a few of those

>caring about film

>Eisenstein, Seastrom, Tarkovsky
>5 stars
I viscerally hate people like this.

>I hate smoothands

we all do, we all do

>communism is cool but lynching niggers is a no-no
I viscerally hate people like this

"The seed was planted with the bringing over of the negro."

Sing it, Griffith, sing it!

...

Griffith makes you think, Griffith makes you ponder

Oops

Whoops

can't wait to see what comes after capeshit ride end

>>>t/v/

Griffith commanded tens of thousands of extras and never once had a script. A god that touched the Earth.

The End of Cinema

Is this art music /lbg/?

youtube.com/watch?v=hb0jB4miVKQ

Drug lords

>in my experience metal fans don't listen to only one genre
you what?
metal fans are some of the most closed-minded people ever. some will literally sperg over something as innocuous as any trace of melodic riffing

>metal
vulgarity is not art

youtube.com/watch?v=EtFQRcPyn-k

Neither is corny sentimental fluff

P R I M I T I V E

What on earth was her problem?

...

Hush, ape.

youtube.com/watch?v=_8I5OTc8etY

Oops

youtube.com/watch?v=HzaLnmO_aiY

Is this art music /lbg/?

youtube.com/watch?v=mQQUtrbc6fk

yes

no, but this is
youtube.com/watch?v=FoQb7MNWPRc

letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/

I didn't expect anything from A Separation so I was pleasantly surprised

nice reddit taste

>these favorites
So I'm guessing you're not a fan of subtlety.

who's the rafael nadal of film?

post yours

I like some modern cinema too but preffering it is 100% Roddit.

>once a glory, now losing in two sets

malick

stop

I get you are telling that by TDLOV but I have a soft spot for it

Certified Copy is better than any Griffith

No, TCAF is the first thing I notice.

Sup Forums hates Haneke. Back to whatever place you came from.

>Certified Copy
>Haneke
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING EMBRYO HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT

>Allahu Akbar nigger
Into the trash along with this profile

>megaautist literally forms opinions on movies he neither watched nor read about
i think that settles it
you've been exposed, kiddo

I used to mistake Kiarostami and Haneke too

Just want you to everyone to know it's been 12 hours and you have yet to name every work on this 3x3 I'll make it easier for you. Name the Griffiths since you've seen everything by him

Don't watch nor care about criterionshit

what's middle right?

t. embryo

what did he mean by middle right

One of Griffith's best sunplays

because you don't know any metal fans at all you're just speculating that because you never leave your home and interact with real human beings

>projecting this hard
I know MANY metal fans and they are mostly exactly like that. my city has a huge black/thrash metal scene

sure you do bud

Reminder that what people mean when they say David Wark Griffeth was outdated or "shit" is that they're not accustomed to good cinematography. He was a pioneer and master of the tableau style of cinematography. He constructed images worthy of being hung on a wall. Hardly something that can be claimed for much anybody else

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