Who would win in a fight Canada Vs Australia and New Zealand

Who would win in a fight Canada Vs Australia and New Zealand

Your PM would offer peace while you get fucked by abo ground troops.

>If you kill your enemies. They win.

Canada in a landslide.

Much more competent military. Arguably some of the best intelligence gathering and terrorism prevention agencies in the world.

Food and supply lines would be difficult if not impossible to cut off.

Our only land accessible by the Aussie navy is not strategically important to the rest of the country. Vancouver is also protected by a gigantic fucking island that would bottleneck any invading ships. Lots of mountains there for added protection too.

Lots of land with fresh water and forest to retreat into if the cities get bombed.

Aussies are basically trapped to the coast if they don't want to die of dehydration.

>getting natives to do anything
>abo ground troops HAHA

Straya has a better navy and air force than we do because they're more isolated from allies geographically.

We don't need as much because America protects us :)

we'll just line up abos up front and justin "poof" Trudeau will order everyone not to shoot because they're black.

fpbp

Australia of course, the Canadaian defence force is a joke.

Canadian*

Canada, easily

We have the worlds most powerful military at our disposal

Canada

>you don't see any emus here do you?

Unless my eyes are fucked that's a leaf in the middle of your flag not the star of David.

>calls america fat
>AMERICA, PROTECT US

Kiwi's could probably do it alone.

Canada would hit first and apologize

kek, this fucker.

But what about taking the offensive?

Emu

that'll change soon enough m8. See how you cope with 20,000 strong abo mounted emu cavalry being dropped in your country

We would defend the Australians from Emus while they wipe their ass with the leaf. Uncucked Anglo union incoming

No, no, let him get there by his own conclusions. hahaha

Get those synapses firing.

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Implying we commonwealth brothers would ever fight. We've fought side by side since WW1.

In an alternate universe, it would probably turn into a sea and air battle. The countries are geographically too far away from each other and Canada would be a very hard country to penetrate. Australias population is primarily on the south, south east, east and north eawt coastline with no natural barriers. From a topographical stand point Canada is like the castle and Oz is more like a sitting duck. We could win quick and easy, depending how violent and unmerciless we wanted to be...but unfortunately we would probably sit back on our heels not really qanting to fully commit and it would be a long drawn out war.

Im surprised the Canadian army still has any form of weaponry to be honest.

Anzacs obviously, Canada would surrender immediately like the frenchies they are

>anglo countries
Not worth my time. Niggers have it too hard, no need to give them more problems

>it's from inner city portion of shitpostistan
>recorded by buzzfeed
no.

This is inaccurate. 100% of Australians who aren't Abbos are born from overseas when you consider that the country was a penal colony to begin with.

If Canada wins that means they killed their enemy meaning that they won. If Australia and New Zealand win that means they won.

The human race.

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>competent military
Lol no just a bigger military. They have women in the infantry ffs.

I'D be more worried about the poisonous insect in Australia than Australians themselves, if I were to attack you.