How's she bootin'er, mah muggas?
PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:
The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 11)
Levi Myers
Ryan Harris
I fell a little too tired and kinda ill for gym today, so let's make up for it with a storytime!
William Foster
It has been a while since we've seen Marrina, hasn't it?
James Smith
OF COURSE Namor would tap that.
Easton Brown
There's no room in superhero comics for physics, Puck, so quit yer whinin'!
Josiah Ward
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Lucas Rodriguez
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Juan Stewart
Jesus, you're married already?!
Jace Perez
"Alphans" is still a stupid name.
Nathaniel White
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Ryan Adams
I wonder how accurate any of this is. Probably not very.
Nathan Hernandez
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Matthew Walker
>Mosquito spirits!
Well, that's just silly.
Landon Ortiz
Ha, take a look at Big Bertha here.
John Morales
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Asher Jackson
I'm glad you realize not everything is a goddamned spirit, Shaman.
Andrew Lewis
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Connor Hughes
What a lovely reunion this will be!
Carson Ramirez
Pffhahahahahahaha
Sebastian Young
Time to Jason and the Argonauts this shit, eh?
Levi Peterson
What is this, a turn-based RPG?
Sebastian Walker
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Juan Butler
>Shaman is come!
Who talks like this?
Luke Thomas
Without that silly coat, Shaman's new design is kinda cool.
Adam Hernandez
The only way this page would get any whiter is if this took place in Maine.
Luis Nelson
Yummy.
John Cook
>An apt metaphor, eh Aurora?
Oh, Puck.
Jordan Walker
Wow, OK.
Nolan Sanders
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Nathaniel Diaz
Yeesh, was that sword a katana or something?
Logan Scott
>My lord! My prince! My cousin! Unnnhhh!
lol
John Sanders
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Oliver Perry
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Easton Russell
Oh Namor, you arrogant poop.
Chase Price
How can you marry a woman and not know her superhero origin
Brody Perez
>This sounds like something out of a comic book!
Carson Davis
Geez, man.
Samuel Flores
>C'est impossible!
Yeah, we all know how unlikely that'd be...
Levi Young
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Ryan Butler
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Eli Morgan
>Why... a fellow physician of course!
OK, that's pretty good.
Leo Cooper
Aw sheeit.
Ryder Brown
Looks like a face you can trust.
Ayden Fisher
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Colton Russell
Whatta dummy.
Jose Carter
Since when does she have eyebrows and normal-looking eyes?
Ian Nguyen
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Adam Jackson
Again? Sheesh, better get used to it, I guess.
Wyatt Hernandez
>DEATHBIRTH
tee hee
Hudson Kelly
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Easton Richardson
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Cooper Torres
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Ryder Reyes
Ha!
Landon Gutierrez
>magnetic spirit
That's so not a thing, is it?
Joshua Clark
Well this kinda came out of nowhere.
Tyler Brooks
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Isaiah Parker
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Isaac Thomas
Don't be a turd, Doug.
Cooper Morgan
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Isaiah Rogers
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Blake Bailey
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Elijah James
Whatta bitch.
Kayden Sullivan
Gross.
Cooper Howard
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Jacob Campbell
Geez Liz, that's a bit much, innit?
James Green
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Justin Cook
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Alexander Roberts
Whelp.
Jonathan Perry
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Landon Allen
So... who did Alpha Flight lose again?
Oliver Wilson
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Lucas Peterson
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Nathaniel Peterson
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Aaron Myers
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Jason Ortiz
I can't lie OP, I struggle to give a fuck about Alpha Flight. To make it worse, I'm Canadian
Carson Davis
Bump
Logan Anderson
Sorry about that, I was checking some stuff I just torrented. Even more comics have joined the fray now!
Xavier Jones
Hah! To be honest I don't care much for Mantlo's AF so far, but Byrne's was pretty decent all in all.
Ayden Sullivan
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Julian Wilson
I've never been big on these kind of recaps unless they're done organically.
Michael Jones
You're a madman
Nathaniel Foster
The mighty Vindicator, thwarted by flies. What a sight.
Tyler Allen
Heh, sorry about that, it's just that the What If talk got me curious so i had to look up the X-Men ones. I don't think it's *all* of them since What Ifs are usually a double feature and I may have missed a few X-Men/Wolverine stories but it should be most of them in any case.
Jacob Lee
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Luis Myers
>Did his looking like Mac have anything to do with it?
Jeez.
Aiden Watson
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Angel Wilson
Well, at least she admits it.
Gavin Turner
How traumatizing and mentally scarring is this whole setup anyway?
Ayden Reed
Alright, now this recap shit is getting silly.
Liam Richardson
Time to fight some goddamn giant monsters, I guess.
Nathan Wood
Sorry Liz, but drama like this is the Marvel way!
Jace Edwards
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Easton Torres
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Aiden Cox
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Bentley Rivera
Well, that's depressing.
Elijah Thompson
Kinda crappy superhero work here, guys.
Isaac Murphy
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Easton Peterson
Seeing Mignola draw some straight up superhero stuff is so weird.
Liam Adams
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Ethan Cox
That fourth panel is pretty cool.