Let's write Turtleboy a message to cheer him up one word at a time

Let's write Turtleboy a message to cheer him up one word at a time.

I'll start.

Dear Jeb,

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youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E
jeb2016.com/contact/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Suck my dick.

On this Sunday Funday, in the current year of our lord

Slow and steady wins the race

>I'd love to hear from you

I don't have a sad enough wojak for this.

turtles

Praise KEK!

Guac

TRINITY WEST

Trump 2016

Low Energy Jeb

I don't mean to kick you while you're down, but you don't need a special bowl for making guac.

is your momma proud

>muffled airhorn in the distance

Best I can do is $100

Sorry Jeb you should buy a farm and live in peace with your wife.
Sincerely, user

But honestly bix noods trump 2016

jewish

woulda

Dear Jeb Song -
youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E

I wish I could save him in some kind of time machine.

Me to

JUST

Dear Jeb!,

Suck my dick on this Sunday Funday, in the current year of our lord.
Slow and steady wins the race, I don't have a sad enough wojack for this.
Turtles, Praise KEK! Guac, Trinity West, Trump 2016.
Low Energy Jeb, I don't mean to kick you while you're down, but you don't need a special bowl for making Guac.
Is your momma proud? Best I can do is $100, Sorry Jeb you should buy a farm and live in peace with your wife, Sincerely, user.
But honestly, Bix Noods Trump 2016, jewish.
Woulda Dear Jeb Song - youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E
I wish I could save him in some kind of time machine. Me too, JUST

Well I think it'll make his day really just to hear from anyone

>Jeb will never run for president again

Feels bad.

Tell me about Bane why does he wear the mask

I'm cia

K looks good someone with 7 proxies send it to him and confirm it. He needs us more than ever.

jeb2016.com/contact/

I would but I'm getting some soup btw

Letter already made but you can sign the card we're sending.

Signed: [REDACTED]

P.S. you wife is ugly, kick her to the curb.