Simpson jokes you never got

Simpson jokes you never got

sneed.

chuck!

sneed's fuck and car hole

>and you wouldnt believe the celebrities that did cameos
>michael jackson, dustin hoffman
>of course they didnt use their real names but you could tell it was them

i dont get it

haha saw this on reddit too

Dustin Hoffman and Michael Jackson guest starred on The Simpsons using fake names but they were obviously Michael Jackson and Dustin Hoffman

This one

>Well the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

the fuck is TekWar?

Borts Buck and Suck

Shatnerkino
>TekWar is a series of science fiction novels created by American actor William Shatner and ghost-written by American writer Ron Goulart,[1] published by Putnam. The novels gave rise to a comic book series, video game and later TV movies and a series, both of the latter featuring Shatner.

>The 22nd century universe is centered on "tek"—an illegal, addictive, mind-altering digital drug in the form of a microchip.[2][3] The drug has the effect of simulated reality (as shown in the films and series), and taps into "the matrix" hyperspace. The protagonist, Jake Cardigan, is a former police officer who is framed for dealing in the drug four years before the start of the story. Having been sentenced to 15 years' cryo-imprisonment, he is released early. After discovering that Walt Bascom, the powerful head of a private security firm, arranged for the early release, Jake goes to work for Bascom as an investigator dedicated to tracking down the real Tek lords.

>Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?
>Eh, the movie or the planet (formerly Earth)?
I don't get it.

>created by American actor William Shatner and ghost-written by American writer Ron Goulart

So he pretty much said "I got a great idea for a novel but I don't want to actually write it."

That's...actually, that's pure Shatner.

Very much so

and now even a Z-list "celeb" have an cameo in the show

Instagram celebrity guest appearance next season, guaran-fuckin-teed

yeah. i upboated the great meemay!!!

>Help, the masked man is about to escape!
>Get your hands off me, you dirty agent!
>At least he can talk.
>He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
>For Youuuu!
>Uh, help my Dr. Pavel
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. >Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Ohh, Dr. Pavel.
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel!
>What's wrong with this flight plan?
>It lists Smee, Maimen.
>And what about us?
>But only one of you.
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Dr. >Pavel, Dr. Pavel. Ohh, Dr. Pavel.
>Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel!
>Can I crash this plane anymore?
>Of coursh you can!
>But there will be no survivors.
>I hate every agency, from CIA to CIZ.
>No you'll never make a big guy out of me.
>Oh my god, I was wrong, it was Bane all along.
>You finally made a big guy-
>Yes we finally made a big guy.
>Yes you finally made a big guy out of me!
>I love you Dr. Pavel!
What did they mean by this?

Cringe.

Were they any good?
If they've got an audiobook of it narrated by Shatner I'd love to check that out.

Fucking brilliant

...

watch the show, I bet it's on youtube

I do not understand this scene

>Ooh, an oyster mallet.
>"Made in U.
>S.
>A.
>" [Groans] No, thank you.

Things manufactured in the usa are so unreliable and poorly designed that even a mallet is likely to fuck up somehow

ok boris

It's been a while since I saw that

Baneposters should all be gassed along with the remaining jews.

how do you not get this.
Made in USA items are garbage and that even something as simple as a Mallet would be fucked up somehow along the assembly line.

Didn't even rhyme. Kill yourself.

>NO ONE IS STILL ABLE TO EXPLAIN OP IMAGE

Hey Shatner, if you're reading this then I want you to know that TekWar needs a theatrical adaptation, pls make it happen

What's to get? The kid was a deliquent piece of shit who was hitting Bart so the teacher stepped in to stop him.

What part aren't you getting?

absolutely brilliant

If you ever don't get a Simpsons joke, it was a movie reference you're too young to have seen.

It looked like the kid was patting Bart but as it went on the patting became more harsh and the teacher stops him because he was actually hitting Bart

dead meme

made in the USA being shit is a meme from when Toyota BTFO GM for making shitty cars that carried over to the 90s

cheed lmao

I don't get it

when i was younger i was into the young neighbor girl that bart was into.

he was not a deliquent, he was an autistic child who couldn't control his actions.
the teacher acted like those typical special needs teachers who aren't very friendly those children in particular.

last post was too assholish

>deleting your posts to post """better""" versions
user.

i know, it's a sin here that triggers people

Thanks man, I'm from Soviet bloc and watched Simpsons in the middle of 2000.

>look mom I'm posting porn on a blue board xD
Fucking kill yourself

Well yeah you didn't even fix it.

>it's a sin here that triggers people

It shows how beta you are. Have you no faith in your post?

>Instagram celebrity guest appearance next season, guaran-fuckin-sneed
ftfy

I just had to add "not"
otherwise it would've said "is a delinquent",
it's not faith, I just want to avoid people being pedantic.

not**

See how easy that was?

you spastics, i bet you would be glad to meet each other because you have no friends.

Friends are hard work

Enjoy your ban faggot :^)

I literally have this same look from behind and it infuriates me to no end

projection

says the user who uses 'projection'

haha you got banned

I'm still here guys ;^)

Sneed's fuck and chuck

>all these summer tourists
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT!

Reported for ban evasion

ban evasion?
based janny just removed my post and gave me a warning lmao

how new are you kid?

I've been here all summer kiddo

they implied he is gay but used the fish for blowjobs as a way to distract you, right?

Snip’s chips with dips
formerly Mick’s

inb4 sneed's seed n' feed or whatever gay shit.

>Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
what???