ITT: Movie titles that destroy a films chances of being successful, i'll start

ITT: Movie titles that destroy a films chances of being successful, i'll start

> Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

John Carter

The trailer for that movie was the closest thing to cinematic white noise that I've seen this year.

Why is the movie called Valerian when it seems both characters have equal standing in the story?

Ghostbusters 2016

Sharknado

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>Quick, we need to convey to the audience that our movie will be bland shit.

>Say no more senpai.

>eXistenZ

>how dare these foreign movies not have the same focus group and boardroom and 9000 jewish executive marketing agency approved movie titles?
>dont they know we are to be treated like retards and movie titles need to be one word?

Good title, tbqph.

Valerian will fall into the exact same problemas this. An older sci-fi series being adapted at a time when almost every element of it has since been ripped by later, more popular series, leaving the original feeling generic.

>Gigli

Baby Driver
I honestly don't know how it's doing, I just know it's a terrible title

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Batman v Superman

there is nothing about Valerian that looks generic though

It looks like a Drive parody

>THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL

>In 3D!

It's a great movie user.
But yeah the title is bad.

That one about the two planets that are really really close together so the people can actually see and talk to each other that was made to look like a sci fi but was just a chick flick in disguise. I can't even remember the name of it.

>Movie titles that destroy a films chances
>Can't remember the name of it
O.....kay...

Why are you defending this shit movie title? Pick your battles user.

Jupiter rising? I didn't see it myself but it's my best guess that its about that

Upside Down, w Kirsten Dunst?

>too short an attention span to read eight words

Another Earth?

lol

Baby Driver

literally like working your ass off to buy a Ferrari and spray painting it a brown

That film has been Wright's biggest success yet, so I don't think the title hurt it too badly.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
The Lost City of Z
Personal Shopper
Birdman: or a big long sack of shit pretentious title

Mars Needs Moms
The BFG
The Hudsucker Proxy

everyone just called it Birdman

That fact it was called "Baby" Driver gave me the impression it was a goofy movie and then seen how autistic he is in the trailers sold me on seeing it in theaters.

Gayniggers from Outer Space

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30

DOLLARS

Demented Death Farm Massacre The Movie

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down?

Another Earth?
But it wasn't a chick flick in disguise.

Movies that main cast and horrible visuals destroy a films chances of being successful
> Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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It was this one.

Gotta get that Paul Simon audience
Is that song even in the movie?

>Snatch
Sounds like a skinemax flick tbqh senpai

It kind of was

legitimately more excited for this than the new star wars

Is that Taylor Lautner?

nice grammar

Is that rufio?

>missing a single The

I wanna fuck Delevingne

>Movies that main cast and horrible visuals destroy a films chances of being successful
>>missing a single The

>Missing a single The
>Movies that main cast and horrible visuals destroy a films chances of being the succesful
FTFY friend

haha shit sorry I'm on the dude weed lmao. The idea is still the same, though. The movie looks like ass.

How would ya call this film then??? "Delevingne & Funny Friends" ?????
It's the same title from the reading material.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Batman v Superman

(both great movies)

Cum in my ass, not in my mouth.

live die repeat edge of tomorrow all there is is kill

I think the fact that this was a completely insane acid trip that kept cockteasing me but never delivered had more to do with that. It really didn't explain a lot of shit and came off like it wasn't written properly because of it. It's not like I didn't understand it once I sat around and thought about it, but most audiences would just say "well that was shit" and forget it.

>It's the same title from the reading material.
But that's not true

>Another Star Wars rip off
Glad to see it bombing in reviews desu.

Cara is fucking disgusting
She looks like a 12 year old boy
Her billionaire daddy got her an acting and modelling career
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

There is no such movie exist, i actually looked.

Spider-man

I'm so glad I watched it anyway. It was one of the most entertaining films I've seen. I wish it had done better, so they would continue it.

But it was successful, even if it was all done ironically.

Frankenhooker

For some reason I like this one. Haven't even seen the movie

Even though we've seen the looks of it in Fifth Element and Avatar it still looks prettier than anything that's come out in quite some time.

i love this movie

Yeah it was. It was a drama/love story