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NIGGAS IFFY UH

BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

shit thread uh

Looking like an absolute retard edition.

get posting lads

watching ghost town

started a thread offering to buy things for people on steam adn bought some game called Salt and Sanctuary for 15 quid for some guy from exuador and was gonna buy fallout 4 for some brazilian guy and the janny deleted it. i'm trying to spread joy to the world by sharing something that i dont need and people like us have and the janny deleted it. the ecudaorian guy was so grateful for 15 quid it was mental

ask ur parents

having dinner lads

i'm an orphan

The highway's alive tonight
Nobody's fooling nobody as to where it goes
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Tom Joad

Taxation is theft.

had tacos for dinner tonight cuz i was lazy

>tfw no Emma Watson diarrhea fondue fountain

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i don't believe in the holocaust

the middle one is a country?

have decided to become a punkboi

first step: going to buy a pink floyd tshirt, scratch out the eyes and repair the holes with safety pins, and write "I HATE" above the bandname

Freaking out about nothing again lads

>i don't believe in the holocaust

No it isn't

how do i safely eat my promiscuous boyfriend and various lovers' assholes without getting sick?

kike

with a dental dam

Does anybody actually give a shit about this? Wtf can you get on Origin? I remembered this from Christmas and scratched it off but it seems everybody here gives as little as a fuck about origin credit as I do. Guess the last digits and 50 quids worth of shit gs.es are urs.

Wow it's almost like bumholes are mean't for pooing and not sex, but according to the media being gay is perfectly natural so I know that can't be true

neck yourself

>kike

Don't like yanks me

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liek angery kot

What does the expression "chip on your soldier" mean? I never understood it.

alri

coupled with that webm that's the first one of your statements to actually disturb me. Good going

eating military rations without a napkin

How do we make Sup Forums not anti-reactionary again?
Really getting tired of Sup Forumsards acting retarded just to not have the same opinions as Sup Forumsacks

>coupled with that webm that's the first one of your statements to actually disturb me. Good going

it means you bear a grievance or have some kind of problem with certain people or situations. if you're asking me what it literally means better ask some 4 chan autist who probably googled it

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me

>The phrase 'a chip on one's shoulder' is reported as originating with the nineteenth century U.S. practice of spoiling for a fight by carrying a chip of wood on one's shoulder, daring others to knock it off. This suggested derivation has more than the whiff of folk-etymology about it.

>it means you bear a grievance or have some kind of problem with certain people or situations
you don't know what it means either

Fuck drumpf

I got a chip on my dick haha

its just one of those phrases that people know what it means but the literal definition is mostly completely unknown. he got off scot free! you could google it but why bother unless you're autistic

where are my rubles?
just means being moody, grumpy etc.

having a grudge about something

can i bring the gravy? haha

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DEY EAT DA POO POO

Doing a drunk.

because if you're even slightly curious/interested it takes like 2 seconds.

So, come at me bro?

i hurt myself

today

>someone comes into your house moody and grumpy

"he's got a chip on his shoulder"! you're a fucking idiot.

>dumb question

is google broke?

youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

yeh
that's how I've always heard it used however incorrectly.

e.g.
>bloke comes to house to sell windows or something.
>My dad tells him to fuck off because we were just about to have dinner
>the bloke says 'you've got something on your shoulder m8'

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*puts my finger in his mouth*

gordon bennett you must be living the life of riley! i know what an idiom means i dont need to know it's etymology . it's raining cats and dogs!!!

why is he so happy lads?

good thread

your example is wrong. having a chip on your shoulder is being upfront about something like you want people to question it as if forcing a confrontation were your original intention. hence keeping the chip on your shoulder so people can knock it off if they want to fight.

because he is dealing with a travelling salesman and clearly dislikes them as a group. you might say "the black man always had a chip on his shoulder when dealing with whites" as it refers to a previously existing grievance

sure sure, you may or may not be interested. Since it was a topic of discussion I just got slightly curious.
my example is a true story
that makes sense

>Hillary Clinton will go to jail in your lifetime

Can't fuckin stop farting lads

you're not thailad are you? you're a moron

*corks you*

Emma?

everybody's equal, colour, creed or circumstance

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
*bloodcurdling shrieking*

nonce

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wrong

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW?
IF I GO THERE WILL BE TROUBLE
AND IF I STAY IT WILL BE DOUBLE

SO YOUVE GOTTA LET ME KNOW
SHOULD I COMMIT OR SHOULD I GO?

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW
IF I GO THERE WILL BE TROUBLE
AND IF I STAY IT WILL BE DOUBLE

I had the wrong end of the stick in regards to an idiom I've never used in my life, oh dear.

anyone up for plug.dj

I'll plug you, cunt

yeah sure lad

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
NO COLOURS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK

I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY
DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES
I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES

yeh

well all live in a yellow submarine

yea

LONDONS DROWNING
AND I
I LIVE BY THE RIVERRRRRRRRRRR

plug.dj/brit

plug.dj/brit

don't have a facebook account
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Playing an album

I want to suck her anus.

watching wallace and gromit x

you don't need one

imgur.com/gallery/HgYbX
Kids these days! haha

Sicilians aren't white

Emma Watson isn't Sicilian.

why would anybody want to be friends with a female?

a fine art of doggo beating in Japan

sorry thailad im being a dick to u i like u really ur not a pit of autism like most people here. i havent seen that video u made in a while that was really well made . im cokelad

i love my dog

Imagine the fedora tipping virgin that must have made this.