Brit/pol/ - May the impending heatwave have mercy on us all Edition

>All UK schoolchildren should take pledge of allegiance to Britain – Ahmadi Muslim group declares
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-schoolchildren-should-take-pledge-of-allegiance--muslim-group/

>Britain set for hottest day of the year next week
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-weather-britain-set-for-hottest-day-of-the-year-next-week-as/

>Turkish sailors jailed for 42 years over record UK cocaine bust
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/turkish-sailors-jailed-for-42-years-over-record-uk-cocaine-bust/

>Labour leadership: Party wins appeal against voting rules which would have allowed 117,000 new members to vote, most likely for Corbyn
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37057589

>Norway may block UK return to European Free Trade Association
theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/09/norway-may-block-uk-return-to-european-free-trade-association

>Russia-UK relations: May and Putin pledge to improve ties
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37029507

>UK industrial output grew at the fastest rate for 17 years in the April-to-June quarter
bbc.com/news/business-37021008

>UK tourism boosted by fall in pound
bbc.com/news/business-37009735

>French to be forced to take refugees into homes
express.co.uk/news/world/699096/migrant-crisis-Calais-France-refugees-Emmanuelle-Cosse

>Fresh Nige video
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First for NEETs

Second for virgins.

04:51

WASSUP LADS

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Having a cuppa peppermint char

wow deez real NEET hours, smash dat (you) button

oyy

so what;s your excuse for still being up boys?

red dwarf was garbage

You

Fuck off normie

you're a right faggot

>Having a cuppa peppermint char
That's a bit gay and it makes your piss smell funny.

I found about 630 MLP album covers

>Garbage
Out

Emptiness inside and the fact I have nothing to do until a year's time.

Lads it's time for bed

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wow big deal 92ish F
last week it was over 103 for 5 days straight

idk, my mum will probably shout at me again

never

still got booze desu

Xth for clueless chicks thinking activating the sex instinct in men's brains will make anyone happier.

They're like that because a lot of people like to excercise whatever "power" or sense of control they can. /lit/ is mostly made up of people who use their familiarity with pointless modernist books, and most crucially, the backup of everyone else who follows the hivemind "opinions".

Reddit is full of that type of cancer, with karma-hoarders and mods running off strangers, but you find it in any no-life who has the time to get invested enough in anything to view people outside it as "plebs" or whatever.

/vg/ is a bit like that too.

Nobody cares what the temperature in Africa is or was.

OK Bea from CellBlock H, or Lizzy

Just Cell Block H,remember you did that.

Where?

I need to sleep, but before I go: how do I use this shit? Do I need to pay?
I got some interesting ideas.

not bad for an aussie

Fuck that I only just woke up.

some place in the desert
1776 faggot

Doctor Who is better comedy

woke up at 3am. 'kin ell lads

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here you go, forget sleep

lads

Garth Marenghi's dark place was better

>comparing Doctor Who to Red Dwarf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

No shit it's hot then, you dim cunt. Average temperature is probably like 90f there, here average is like 60f.

blood. blood. blood. blood. and bits of sick.

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>being enslaved for 100 years by the superior brits lul

If our Diane doesn't get the nomination I shan't be voting UKIP

This machine is a fucking masterpiece.

In summary:
Essentially, the Americans profited off Britain's disadvantage, stole our wealth whilst we were desperate, diminished our power greatly, and waltzed in claiming victory whilst others did the hard work. And if that's not enough you decided to colonise, under the pretence of peace, Japan and Germany; however, you did fail in that which is extremely laughable.

Now, that alone I don't care about - politics is all about doing what's necessary, not what is right. But the fact Americans have the nerve to claim they won any war, or that Britain was evil, or never struggled and worked, is not just absurd, but blatantly insulting.

Fortunately, Americans - in all their wisdom and greatness - have diminished their power greatly - and of their own accord, too - which gives Britain a chance to fight back to the top and treat America as America treats us. And, already, Britain is becoming more powerful - day by day we fight and succeed against the Europeans, Asians and Americans.

I can guarantee, the way America acts and goes about in politics, with their dying demographics and ignorant and treacherous politics, they will die.

connection keeps timing out REEEEEEE
I'm a one track lover, down a two way lanneee
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>doing what's necessary, not what is right.

That idea doesn't make sense. If you "should" do "what's necessary", then what's necessary is what's right.

>1776 faggot
I think it's funny when Americans keep bringing this up.

It's important to them as it's the birth of their country but as Britains history goes . . .it means nothing to us.

We even wish you a happy independence day because it's not a cause of butt-hurt to us, even though you guys seem to think it is.

you were BUDDIES, weren't you?

>wake up
>hair is a mess
>bit sticking up at the back
>spend 20-25 mins trying to fix it because I cba washing
>It's still poor, tuft is still there a bit
>If I just showered I'd be 100% ready in ~15 minutes

why do morning shifts make me retarded

Well im off lads night

Lads, i once fell asleep on a train and woke up in Motherwell.

Just go in looking like a scruffy cunt.

I cut my long hair short for that reason.

night

tell me more

i'm the boss

>he fell for the work meme

Thanks.
This is ridiculous.

all the more reason, no one can question you looking like a spastic.

2spooky

I just woke up

Even better.

That other thread was pretty fun though.

mornin m8

Staying up to watch the Trump and Democrat rallys fucked my sleeping pattern completely.

Today I woke up at 9am, first normal wake up time for a few weeks. I just so happened to get ill and throw up today, my entire body hurt. My eyes hurt so bad I couldn't look at a computer screen, all I could do was lie down ill and ended up sleeping it off.

Back to square one.

Morning Pinoy lad.

My sleeping pattern has been fucked since May

I'm not looking forward to going back to uni

More months of loneliness and crying await

>2nd for the why
>3rd for the where

A U T I S M

You could just try making friends you queer.

Right as in morally.

She doesn't look that bad for once.
I must sleep!

Cold morning. Been raining since monday

still got three more beers to drink

probs the most obscure album cover parody I found, 10 points to any of you plebs that get this
Also chill to this
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had nightmares all week about my friend's plane crashing on way back from holiday
been tracking it on flight radar for last 7 hours
gonna land in next hour so i can finally sleep (i hope)

fuck you its 12 at night here and its still hot as balls

>pony shit

for what purpose

these dubs will plunge your friend screaming into the waves

im sure he'll be fine hes a big guy

comfy bastard

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not this time, friend
it a grill

>82 degree F
>hot
Kek seriously faggots cmon now

don't like MLP myself i was just amazed how far the rabbit hole goes. Some pretty obscure parodies

morning flipbro

>talking to people

what is this normalfaggotry?

We average like 50f here, stop being a disingenuous fag

That sounds comfy tbqh, 60s-70s would be glorious

so what are you lads listening to this morning?

How do I get a Muslim gf lads?

Pretty good desu, it's not too cold or too hot most of the time, so no shivering or sweating.

>been to that London
>got a few beers and return ticket to Preston - transfers
>woke up pitch black, middle of winter in Motherwell
>sat around empty train station till midnight, was wearing most of suitcase as it was cold/rain/windy
>had 20p to my name
>phone in station didn't work so went looking for one
>found one, instead of phoning mam phoned mate then hung up when his hot mam answered
>phone swallowed the 20p
>started walking around, man at petrol station told me not to go near the towerblocks with that ascent (they were closeby)
>walking down the street and a group of three people walked up to me
>they were American missionaries, told them my story and they invited me for coffee
>went to a YMCA type building were there were more
>started talking about Jesus
>told them i had to go
>freakedout.jpg
>gave me a bible and said this was a sign that i found them and signed and dated it
>went back to empty train-station
>waited freezing for hours till first light and first train south
>had no ticket
>got on train, sat in unreserved seat and pretended to sleep
>conductor asked for ticket, i explained, he saw the desperation and let me stay on

Most of us have been to foreign climes mate, where it's even hotter but Britain has a very humid heat and when it's like that, there is no wind.

We have Poles and Latvians complaining about the cold in Britain when it gets to about 5C - yet they often have -20C . .. . . it's the maritime air.

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Sometimes I hate labour liberals. We need more marxists pls.

Currently; Cherub - Arab Strap

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Yes. Just sick of this attitude that's what morally right doesn't matter in politics. Nobody really believes that, they just use it to justify evil.

>on a dating site

Enjoy your black lives matter leftist unhinged half breed children.

nice dog

fuck yeah, strayya

>Enjoy your black lives matter leftist unhinged half breed children.

this

>Giving massages. Seriously. The painfully good kind.

What did she mean by this?

>tons of babies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE