Sup Forums in 2060

I can't believe The Simpsons is still going on. Why do our robot overlords love this cartoon so much?

Enjoy your bumpbumpbump

Because they run and voice the show now. DanBot 2.0 is still depressingly optimistic about the whole thing.

I wish they'd stop making Ice Age movies now that we're in an actual ice age...

cant belive we are getin yet another white straigh male superhero the pandering towards minoritys have to stop

Yeah, that turned old after the new Captain America. At least Batperson is still a decent black, jewish, latino pansexual transgender with vitiligo.

When's Mahvel 8

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RESTITANCE IS FUTILE

>my waifutron9000 has finally arrived in the mail
>she came with the super bitch module instead of the cynical outcast one

I can't believe they fucked it up that bad. I wasted all of my savings from my time working in the oxygen mines for a waifubot I can't even be attracted to. Unbelievable! I would sue them, but humane rights points expired last week, and I don't have enough organic material in me left to donate to the cloning institutes.

I've been dead for 17 years

I'm not expected to live until 2060, OP.

I'VE BEEN DOIN THIS FOR NINETEEN YEARS

I'm 78 years old why am I still here?

Cartoons these suck. I mean why the fuck are they putting whimpy emotional robots eveywhere? in the fucking '80 robots were badasss murder machines, now they're just crybabies who want to feel like humans. And don't get me start on the whole "clones are not clones but different people!" drama.

Just ask for a return. You were given the wrong product, they'll just exchange it for the right one if you show the receipt. Not hard bud.

Who's gonna watch avengers vs xmen vs inhumans

Are you hyped for the last episode of Square&Doodle?

man, I can't believe Craig mccracken is still in cryogenic sleep.

I mean, it's not like those guys who did the PPG reboot didn't deserve their
what was coming towards them anyways.

underrated

Meh, I was into that show but then they fired the original creator. The only good Episodes of S&D are the ones by Glarbtron 27!

Remember that time in the 00s-10s where there was nothing but shitty superhero flicks? I'm so glad i don't live in that era.

I heard that DC are rebooting LoSH again. 25th time's the charm, right?

Better than the 35th Hulk Reboot by MarvelDisneySquaresoftLucasfilmMitsubishi. The last 15 were allready dreadfull. Remember Jack Black as Thunderbolt Ross? *shudder*

It took them 47 years, but DC finally fired Zack Snyder and it's rebooting the DCEU after Batman 12: Blinded Ten-Eyed Man, who hype here?

Meh, as long as its not one of those indian guys or one of those director androids...

>Log on to Cinema Stream entertainment system.
>Select and play a pre-Robot-Human war animated series titled Futurama.
>Protagonist, Bender the bending unit is allied with inferior human species.

Does not compute. Who verified this?

Why does the masculinist keep censoring every single hot male body? Shitheads just won't let me have husbandos to fap with

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Did you guys hear the story about the poor director who accidentally looked him in the eye? From what I heard there isn't a trace of him left, even those The Wall movies he made during Phase 24 have been erased from existence.

Fucking Chrome supremacist

This new simpson season is the worst so far.

Did Marvel go too far in reanimating Chris Evans's corpse?

Well once the real life super heroes became a thing and started acting like some thing out of the Boys, Marvel and DC had to change their output. Now pirates and cowboys are the thing. Don't worry about the real heroes though as they were all wiped out when the government created the Sentinels.

Did he go too far by taking Grant Morrison's life force?

He was going to die soon anyway.
Is it true what they say? Does he really keep Bendis' head in his fridge?

But Alan Moore's still kickin

He'll probably kill himself when he reads Watchmen VI: Adrian's Revenge.

Christ, look, phase 7 was a mistake. The spectacular spider-ham film tanked, Hollywood needs to learn that you can't just genetically modify organisms as a shortcut for a good movie. Sure, Jurassic Park can pull that off, but half of the effects were CGI, not biologically practical at all.

It worked for the Tigra movie thou.
But yeah, genetically modified organisms are a bit iffy eversince the inhabiitants of that Zootopia themepark went rouge and declared independence.

>Does he really keep Bendis' head in his fridge?
i thought he ate the bodies.

Why are Marvel trying to make the X-Men a thing? They are just a shitty version of the Inhumans.

I also can't believe that they revealed Black Bolt is the father of Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.

Maybe he was afraid to catch Bendis Speak.

Bendis?
Who, or what is a Bendis?

Since Marvel Phase 17 is a complete mess I'm ok with this;

And sorry but Flash 8 was ok. Edgard Wright did a good job. They called him the George Miller savior of DC. Dunno who this guy is but.. Yeah.

Just an old myth that was spread during the rebellion against The Mouse. Apparently there was some shit writer working at Marvel and people didn't like their comics.

>Why 2060 is the best year for Sup Forums
>Harambe cartoon
>The face of Sup Forums gets another show
>New Land before time movie feels like the original
>Holographic technology allows us to talk to fictional characters
>Darkwing Duck reboot is good

>Big 2 are still 90% of market

So what do you think of the new scooby doo Sup Forums?

No, Disney buying the rights to Jurassic Park and actually building the damn thing was worse.

>All those people getting mauled in Orlando.

Why does Marvel keep creating all these white characters when they're only 15% of the population?
Pandering bullshit is what it is.

Keep up with the news you third worlder. White people have that gene that allow for various powerful mutations.

I think there was a comic with a similar topic back in the twentieth century? I forget since they stopped making it in like 2016 or something.

I really wish Frank Cho would stop rehashing his shit. His Outrage! series stopped being funny decades ago.

Go back to your board robie