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Hopefully Free of Cuckold Porn This Time Edition

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bitches be shoppin!

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STOP SAYING HER NAME!

I don't think Dougie could have given full enthusiastic consent, lads. He was raped.

david lunch lol

I GOT IDEA MAN

D____ L____ i_ a h___.

top kek

ay man stop hatin

Who was the very first person Lynch raped, lads?

David Lynch's son Elijah was born approximately nine months after this photograph was taken

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prolly his mother in her sleep

This is not very far from my house. I've visited it 3 times and fucked my Nicole Aniston fleshlight in front of and on top of it. AMA

David Lynch is a hottie

Wut if Dougige fuk Candide next episod????

What is it with the names Sonny Jim and Janey-E? They're just so off.

based lunchposter

Is this scene actually going to be in the show? It doesnt look framed the same way the rest of the series is.

lol

Dig up Log Lady and fuck her.

Did you fantasize about shooting a fat load into the log ladies tight snactch user?

To be honest, there is some disappointment. Until the end of the season there are 8 series, but in fact nothing is clear. Very tight. A huge number of new characters, which are not really disclosed. Old characters are mostly shown only as a cameo. To think, the opposite fat cop was shown more often than Shelley! Audrey is still not here. About the fate of Annie does not say anything. Cooper has not yet woken up. The investigation has not progressed. The plot lines are too much. But the floor in one of the series 5 minutes swept! A series with a nuclear explosion is generally a continuous drug addiction. Finally, a completely stupid twist about the fact that Laura is an elected one. What is she elected ?! A drug addict and a demon victim. One of several, please note. In general, I do not share the enthusiasm on the topic "Lynch genius, he is so more visible". We are waiting for the denouement.

wait, she was jewish?

I wouldn't be surprised if it's revealed that they're also Decoys.

>died in Las Vegas
>half of The Return takes place there

What did Lynch mean by this?

God it feels like google translate just threw up.

Was it cannon?

hello, sorry I'm new to this board. Is this the place where we discuss Judy?

Must have married one.

Now, what did I say?

I've heard a lot about that theory, but Janey-E is starting to act less and less off and more just like a bored housewife falling back in love with her husband.

Wait, what? He died in 2014? How was he in this season?

Anyone thing theres significance to the fact that the fat girls name was wrong on the letter sent to the sheriffs office? Or was it just a goof?

HAHAHAHAHA
TWIN PEAKS BTFO

how did Evil Dougie create a clone of Agent Dougie?

magic? technology? a mix of both? I wonder how evil many adventures Evil Cooper had in these 25 years

Thanks for the laugh

These are the complaints of a child.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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MRA detected.

it's magic, ain't got to explain shit ;)

Fucking critics need to be put in their fucking place. David Lynch is beyond your critiques.

I'm done. I can't take the relentless hatred/indifference for his audience and the human race, the fucking excruciating pace, the amateur arthouse direction, the awful, awful attempts at dry humor--it's beyond dry, which makes it completely witless. He's even worse than Joss Whedon--at least Joss definitively kills his characters. Fucking Lynch dangles them in our faces, psychopathically tormenting us moment by 5-minute-long moment, showing no mercy, no humanity, no air bubbles of hope. Maybe this speaks to some people, and I was diehard on board at the start. FWWM was brilliant, resonant. But now I'm beginning to see the current shitshow for what it really is: a hateful ode to the worst of humanity with some stupid fucking relevant music acts thrown in for the kids. Oh, and p.s., Lynch: NO ONE at shows dances like that, or that enthusiastically. Do some research man and stop coasting on your legacy arteur title. This is shit. If anyone on this sub can convince me otherwise, congrats on your miracle.

ssh. The more time he spends DILATEtinkering with that useless botDILDO the better

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Loud and proud.

>Evil Dougie
>Agent Dougie
really hope you're doing that on purpose

We need another world war

I don't know who you think you saw. His IMDB says he was only in the season 2 finale.

but mens rights are bad

this desu

Says a bitch.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Kyle MacLachlan recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his groove back.

WILL BOWIE BE IN THE SHOW OR NOT? SOMEONE TELL ME RIGHT NOW.

is kyle machachlan actually in that good of a shape for an almost 60 year old or did they use a body double and over imposed dougie's face over him

I assumed this was Jimmy Scott up until 5 minutes ago. I can't be the only one, right?

never 4get

Turned out the "mis-shot" gunshots hitting Boop were him wearing a vest so probably not a mistake

I like to think he made it in time to play his part and his cameo will be a big surprise kept under secrecy. I really hope that.

After all jeffries has been referenced in so many episodes

Annie's fate is explained in the missing pieces, which is considered canon by Lynch at least since it's referenced in the new show

The original show was about using the rape and murder of a teenage girl as backdrop for a tv series

Too bad nobody on Sup Forums is actually skilled enough to perform this. It probably wouldnt even be hard.

Ok, I'm willing to believe it was on purpose, but if so, what does that imply? Chad grabbed the wrong letter? Maybe fatty was bluffing?

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You're talking about my dick?

SO LONG
SO LONG AGO

Good one, still right though, you know why?

Cause I'm a man.

bilate woundgina

I hope dougie will spare the gangster brothers, they seem nice people after all, and forgiving. I hope Dougie will not kill them

I would do this if I wasn't a neet piece of shit living with my parents

Whoever mirrored Boop's fingerprints on file must have access to all kinds of documents

C U T E

please leave and never participate in these threads again

it's not for you obviously

I'm personally loving it.

So, time to move on.

You can leave now.

She needs a one way ticket to Syria to learn what real misogyny is

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What's with Lynch and references to France/French people?

I'm gunna laugh when I fuck you.

>they seem nice people after all

Candy is so fucking stupid and yet they're so patient and kind, pretty sure they'll help save the day somehow. Lynch does those character parts for a purpose.

they fund most of his work

I won't try to change your mind, but FWIW I am enjoying this season. I'd be very interested to learn how the episodes were split up, at outline, at script and at edit. Was it edited as a big chunk at once with them trimming parts here and there it was it finished in batches (first 7, episode 8 separate and then the final 10). Each episode certainly seems purposefully plotted to start and end in particular places and many even follow clear thematic elements.

Watching Fire Walk with Me and the missing pieces it's clear how much the film benefited from a ruthless edit. Seriously? That scene at the Packard saw mill? I struggle to think how that could have fit in to the movie.

In a similar way I wonder how many deleted scenes there are for each episode and whether some of these extended scenes are there simply to make up running time vs how many are left in to make up the running time on certain episodes that came under, but were unable to pack in any more plot cause each episode was outlined in a parriculr way beforehand

NOW THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH

guys jesus christ you are falling for reddit copypasta, ever thought that maybe you're the ones who don't belong here?

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I think this and the Badalamenti teaser were just their own little things and won't be connected to the series.

>Watching Fire Walk with Me and the missing pieces it's clear how much the film benefited from a ruthless edit. Seriously? That scene at the Packard saw mill? I struggle to think how that could have fit in to the movie.

I reject the narrative that "The Missing Pieces" is a deleted scenes reel. It works so well as a complete film in context after viewing FFWM and the series.

'BOB's mother-creature is called Experiment'-tier pleb filter tbqh.

PLEASE STOP MISSPELLING CANDIE'S NAME

THANK YOU

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>She'll never bludgeon you with a tv remote

are they autistic?

why even live

>All the young men are psychopathic assholes
>or retards

>All the old men are suave with lots on young poon

Is Twin Peaks Lynch's fantasy universe for men over 60?

HELLO /TPG/

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

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wish they were using no name actors, for some reason they stand out too much

Pretty warm but I got my computer, a glass of ice water, major depressive disorder, and /tpg/, so life is good.

Hopefully episode 11 will be more Eraserhead tier crazy experimental David Lynch stuff like episode 8. I need more of that.

B-but I'm a boy, user...

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