Ywn live in Alaska

>ywn live in Alaska

I do lmao

why would you want to live there

fun fact the government used to pay people to live here

I thought they still did that for oil rights or something

hunting and other adventure shit i guess

Killing grizzly with rifle

Alaskans dont like Arabs so don't even think about moving there.

I'm arab and I lived in Alaska for like 5 years and nothing happened to me , no really gives a fuck in Alaska.

Alaska is the last true bastion of Americana.
It's the final frontier.

Why you get to live in the Hawaii of France?

state still gives you mini NEETbux
nah they just don't cause troublethis

Did any of you niggers see the Big Lebowski in the Bear Tooth last night?

I'm going tomorrow wtf

My theater got smashed on white russians. It was awesome.

yeah Alaska has a huge native population. alaskans have no delusions about living in a "white" state

I want out.

I used to get wasted on White Russians daily.
Thankfully I stopped.
Now I just drink whiskey until fail.

I rented this cabin at Bird Creek with some friends. It was in the middle of winter so we were completely alone with hundreds of yards of empty campground around us. My friends did a bunch of LSD and shrooms. I figured I would just get drunk, watch them fuck around, and keep things under control. Instead I blacked out. My druggie friends had to take care of me and make sure I barfed into a trash bag, but I still got some vomit all over myself and my sleeping bag. While I faded in and out of consciousness with the occasional vomiting spell, I could make out the sounds of my friends taking my phone, searching through my music, and finding the audiobook file for The Disaster Artist. They listened to it all night long.

Most of it is still primordial wilderness and the parts that aren't are close. If you're the kind of person who likes bears and moss more than grocery stores it's a paradise.

1) Freest part of America. Great gun laws, lolis legal.
2) Great climate. Winters get actually cold, while summers get sufficiently hot. Contrast is where it's at, my man.
3) Personal space, and lots of it. The world would be such a nice place if it wasn't so chock full of people.
4) Of the few people that are there, even fewer are niggers and spics. It's probably the last bastion of hope for a white state.

Some reasons off the top of my head.

dunno if you made this post as a joke or not but it's actually pretty accurate

Alaska is expensive as fuck.

>Of the few people that are there, even fewer are niggers and spics. It's probably the last bastion of hope for a white state.
Anchorage is one of the most diverse cities in the entire country what are you even talking about.

>Great climate. Winters get actually cold, while summers get sufficiently hot. Contrast is where it's at, my man.
The winters are incredibly bleak and depressing since it's dark constantly, there's plenty of places further south that get just as much snow and coldness but don't make you feel like you're living in a cave for a third of the year.

>Personal space, and lots of it. The world would be such a nice place if it wasn't so chock full of people.
There are vast swaths of America that are sparsely populated enough to give you all the space you want.

You also forgot to mention that the economy is completely fucked right now.

t. lived in Alaska growing up, parents still live there

Loli girls aren't legal, and there is a lot of Asian migration, plus a white state is a bad thing, Alaska is already below 65 percent already, thank God
3 is the only valid point tbqh

Not even the good asians

I wonder how do the locals feel knowing that they basically live on lands that rightfully belong to Russia and they are illegally occupying? Well, considering they are Americans it's a normal thing for them probably.

You sold it fair and square and you barely did anything with it when you had it. We brought glorious western civilization and helped the natives form corporations.

Responding to my commie comrade

>helped the natives form corporations
You robbed them, slaughtered them in thosands and destroyed their culture, like Americans did (and keep doing to this day) with the locals of all lands Americans are currently occupying.

My Ancestor :)
>tfw descended of the .1% of russians who stayed

Reminder that glorious Alaska was a refuge for Russians fleeing from the horrors of communism

>cold
>wild
>empty
Looks pretty comfy to me.

>Anchorage is one of the most diverse cities in the entire country what are you even talking about.
So... Don't live in Anchorage?

>The winters are incredibly bleak and depressing since it's dark constantly, there's plenty of places further south that get just as much snow and coldness but don't make you feel like you're living in a cave for a third of the year.
What are you even talking about, you and us live about in the same latitude, and the darkness is just fine. Sure it can be a bit depressing if you have no snow, but I don't mind even that. In fact, I work nights and have no problem with not seeing the sun for a month.

>There are vast swaths of America that are sparsely populated enough to give you all the space you want.
All in all, Finland is even more sparsely populated than Clapistan, but we don't have polar bears. Neither do your other states.

>Loli girls aren't legal
You lie

bum

>no niggers

Let me in

I do lmao