What do you know about Norse mythology?

What do you know about Norse mythology?

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Odin was gay as fuck, swallowing cum and all.

when we were in year 3 we did a song where we all had to sit in a line on one of those P.E. benches and sing
row, row
we are the vikings
row, row
we are the people of the north

well, thanks for listening to my story

Nords worship Talos.

their ancestors smile at them

I'm Danish

Also something about Loki turning into a horse, Odin fucking him, and then keeping their baby as his mount.

They are riddled with names and designations that are impossible to pronounce because they're alien.

Fenrir is the wolf
Loki is the trickster god
Thor is the lightning god
Odin is the faggot
Hel is Hel
Ratatoskr lives in Yggdrasil (the big tree)
Tyr has one arm (fenrir bit it I think)
Skadi is a huntress with a wolf
Sol is the sun goddess
Fafnir is this dwarf or dragon guy
Ymir is an ice giant
Freya is a Valkyrie
Ullr is a hunter guy

Thor joined the Avengers after thousands of years

It's GERMANIC mythology you fucking racist

Fuck Germans

fafnir and fenrir are either the big ass wolf, or the bajillion legged horse. Cant remember.
Have some pretty cool architecture designs though

>muh heritage

Sleipnir is the horse innit?

Fafnir's a dragon or something.

yeah it's funny how glamourised viking times are here
bit messed up when you think about it

*rapes your countryside* nothin' personnel kid

Feels good desu

.tfw no viking rapist to breed my british boi pucci

Do you look good in a skirt?

I'm hyped for this game desu

This one time Loke turned himself into a female horse, got fucked by a stallion and gave birth to an 8 legged horse, which he gifted to Odin.

that it's actually Finnish mythology

WE WUZ

1 single MED BULL can btfo the n*rdic ggos

Thor had a hammer.

...

In old Norse, Germany means "South Way" and Norway "North Way".

Really made me think.

everything you know is wrong

The world is facing doom. Thor needs Iron Man to defeat the world's end. Then the amazing Hulk flies into the times square to bring peace for all mankind. Hawkeye then retires from this amazing mythic story.

Germanic and german is not the same, asshat.
Not my fault anglos can't manage to seperate Deutsch and German.

s-source?

A lot. My favorite books as a kid was about Norse gods and myths.
Also we had classes in school about it.

Odin...
Roki...
Aporo...

Freya
What’s her domain again? Afterlife or something like that.

Its racist

It's shit

All of it


we autists don't have much but Norse mythology we got on lock

This fucked up. How can two human produce a snake, horse? A horse and human a horse?

Most everyone in Norse mythology is a shapeshifter
The soul (huge) was separate from the vessel (hamn)

Idun transforms into a nut so that Loke could carry her as a falcon etc.

kangz

viKANGS

it's from on a book named The Construction of Homosexuality written by a gay Jew David Greenberg. (who surely had no hidden agenda, of course.) anyway, he based it on a reference to this one article, called "Runes, Mandrakes and Gallows", written by Jeannine Talley. she grossly misunderstands the Old Norse language in pic related and assumes that "frævask" ~ "frævaz(k)" means "semen", and that these lines therefore must mean "I took cum" (and not approx. "I began to grow fertile"), which is absolutely preposterous and laughable.

also, ask me anything about Old Norse.

that greeks were considered gods to N*rds

there was some faggot who killed a guy

maybe if I post some runestones.

I know that Varg Vikernes is the son of Odin and will save Europe from the arabic hordes of Spain.


I also know that GoW should end at 3 and Ascension was a pointless addition as we already had one prequel and turning Kratos into some meek cuck who raise someone else's son is a disaster. Fuck this game so much he doesn't even have Blades of Chaos or any other chain blades which is like having a Dante without Ivory and Ebony, his nu male beard sucks and the ''hehe he matured ;)'' theme they are going for sucks, no one plays GoW to see mature characters, we play it to see a demigod Spartan fighting in permanent amok.

It won't surprise me to see Duke Nukem game where Duke is gay at this point.

Everyone dies except Hela and Thor.

it's shit and they should stop spamming it everywhere

Not much, I am more familiar with Slavic folklore

Feel the same nigga, love the GoW games, the idea of switching it norse mythology is so fucking cool, I heard the original creator said he had the idea of GoW killing all various forms of mythology which would eventually lead the way for Christianity but having this kid gets me really worried, will there be loads of boring walking slowly while the characters talk because the last of us is popular?

Ascension was a good game though even if pointless in terms of story and character arc.

Kratos vs YHWE when?

>not developing an interest for Iranic folklore instead

maybe one day, for now I'm into Slav things

>hilda wants to destroys world and ressuct odin, but based zodiac warriors from japan DESTROID then

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Was it hard to learn considering you speak norwegian

poland has no folklore worth speaking of

Greek Mythology
>man fighting against fate
>the imperfections of human nature
>the complex relationship between gods and men

polish folklore
>hehe there was a peasant who was haunted by a ghost, he gave the ghost some cheese and he fucked off XD

skyrim belongs to the nords!