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What can she possibly see in slippin jimmy?

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Nothing. It's a sexless relationship. They look terribly awkward together. She's so far out of his league it's not even plausible.

I have to completely suspend disbelief when I watch her with him.

I could, MAYBE, believe that they're friends that get together and scam people for fun, like a new version of his fat friend.

She's just using him to get to his David Cross.

Women love bastards, prove me wrong.

I think she has a savior complex and wants to change him. I really like her character she seems like a decent person. Or maybe it's just her amazing pajama booty.

He's incredibly clever, and he's a flake. His FLAW is his honesty.

She's conscientious, and she's putting on an act. Her FLAW is her dishonesty.

They're quite close in some ways, and they balance each other in other ways.

>sexless relationship
They share a bed.

>It's a sexless relationship.
They're not showing HBO-tier sex scenes every episode, but it doesn't mean they're not fucking. You really can't pick up on the subtext?

The script says it so...

...

Nigga, Jimmy gets ass

She's a ragged looking bitter vinegar tits bint with mangled feet, She counts herself lucky to be associated with jimmy who is a multi faceted individual with drive and determination.

She has great feet 10/10 legs + a tight little package with probably perky tits that go rock hard when she's excited. She's out of Odenkirks league let alone jimmys.

Smh true Kim has old woman face and a shit smile but the rest of her physically is top shelf, not to mention she's a gainfully employed lawyer. Jimmy meanwhile is an emotionally unbalanced pasty hairpiece wearing whiner with criminal tendencies who drives a shitty car and scams elderly people. It doesn't make any sense and the writers don't seem to notice or care.

And then you hear her mannish voice croak out your name after you sum. Jimmy is a a non stop ball of wonder.

jimmy is a hard worker who comes from a less educated background and struggles to keep up with more fortunate peers on his own terms. he's an underdog. kim sees the same thing the audience sees in jimmy, a flawed hero.

The fact that you think Gilligan would write her personality traits, insecurities, and motivations around how the actress physically looks makes me wonder why you even bother to watch the show rather than just read wikipedia recaps.

oh, it makes you mad, isn't it? that a guy like jimmy can get a gf, but you can't, right? Is that what's bothering, you fucking virgin? Get laid. Oh, that's right, you can't.

Am I not allowed to dislike a person? Are you from reddit? isn't it a nice thing to do in the year 2017?


I find her voice extremely horrible and grating so that's how it is and she looks like a heroin addict sparrow.

I can not really forgive Jimmy for passing comfy life with her for shitty life of crime.

She's perf.

This entire season has been about her wondering if Jimmy is actually a good person deep down or if she's gotten herself mixed up in a fundamentally flawed and irredeemable person. As evidenced by her being unsettled when Jimmy goes into very specific detail about that potential scam in the bar, her misgivings about what they've done to Chuck, her disappointment in Jimmy's refusal to help him after the hearing, etc. Her looks have been literally immaterial throughout the entire show, the point is that they're two relatively average looking adults who enjoy each other's company and both are extremely complex characters. Not Vince's fault you losers can't imagine a relationship where one person doesn't feel threatened by the other 'having more going for them', or that you're obviously incapable of caring about a woman if she isn't an objective 10/10

You're not allowed to pretend that her in-show motivations are based on the things you physically dislike about her when it's obvious that's not the case, no.

No, you are the one doing that. The premise of the thread is she is out of jimmy's league, like people tend to do and totally devalue men to trash all the time.
Her looks are odd, nothing stands out in any area of her looks.
Her personality is harsh, bitter, judgemental, workaholic. humourless, snobbish etc

What does she offer? A granny figure for Jimmy to help him deal with his conscience by paying his own self imposed dues by hanging around with her as punishment to himself.

waifu

poor man's Phoenix Marie

Please put into words how I am doing that.

Morally she is out of his league because Jimmy is an arguably bad person. Physically whether she is out of his league or not is immaterial to the show because the role was clearly not written for someone whose defining feature would be their looks. The fact that she doesn't stand out for her looks is the point.
Her personality is disciplined, hard working, forgiving, supportive, conscientious, and principled. She offers Jimmy moral support, companionship when no one else does, multiple chances at redemption, not to mention opened a fuckin law firm with him arguably against her best interests.

Please make it more obvious you just resent her for no reason

She will use any means to pull a fast one, a lawyer is scummy already so don't make her out to be a martyr.
Jimmy is ripping off people to try to earn a living, he's been hovering near rock bottom for the whole series.

You are painting her out to be this supreme being. In reality, I can imagine spending time around a person like that and I can;t see where the fun part starts. it'd be a chore constantly.
Plus when she asks me to get some milk from the shop in that burly voice I'd be thinking fuck me how did I end up in this situation.

The fact that she was in such a hurry to get to her meeting before the car crash when Jimmy wanted to celebrate about the settlement highlighted that she's in her profession because she likes what she does and would do it regardless of whether she needed the money, in contrast to Jimmy being so ready to take a break, who works hard in the present in the hopes that he won't have to do work at all in the future.

She does financial shit for companies and it's never once implied that the things she does are shady, she helped that oil farmer skirt the law so he wouldn't get fucked by it at no expense to anyone but the state. If you're watching this show with 'they're lawyers theyre inherently bad!' in mind then straight up stop watching.

>in reality blah blah
Two paragraphs of conjecture and irrelevant bullshit

'Not implied that what she does is shady' was a mistake, but it's not implied she rips off the little people.
As opposed to Jim Jam who reduced an old lady to tears and loneliness

I want to cuddle Kim

Whoa what the hell, it's probably jimmy's best day of his life and she shows zero consideration because she's so inept that it takes her all her waking moments and sleep moments to write up that paperwork. Shows no appreciation of the receptionist ever, treats her with contempt. Treats Jimmy with contempt most of the time until she realises she hasn't masturbated for a month and needs jimmy's pussy licking action.

She has no endearing qualities, you are the one who is sorely mistaken, misguided and will likely get your shit fucked up by a shitty woman if you don't smell the Epsom salts and realise the overall picture is she is a self centred
incompetent ass hole.

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This. It's not "she's too good for him" as much as there's nothing bonding them except for the fact they're ex coworkers who smoke occasionally.

She has no friends though so that makes it possible, also opposites attract n' all that. Not so unbelievable as far as I'm concerned.

Underrated post.

Jimmy's best day was obtained through reprehensible means, she's clearly busy with a client accept Jimmy's accomplishments as an excuse for being late, and he won't shut the fuck up despite having this explained to him THREE times in the span of a a minute and a half.
If you think her constantly staying up all night to get work done and putting her clients over herself was meant to signify ineptitude rather than a more common theme of prioritising work over life to a fault then you're an idiot, that's why she goes to Blockbuster when she realises she's about to immediately return to work on something that nearly killed her.

Why do I find myself needing to explain the show to people who claim to have already seen it?

She doesn't treat Jimmy with contempt, she goes drinking with him regularly, comes to offer her services as counsel unprompted when he needs them, etc

The problem here is that like every other single character in this show she has her own flaws but you're unable to look past them because you don't personally like her. ANYONE being objective about the situation would have left Jimmy alone years ago and she hasn't, and somehow this reflects badly on her for being 'out of his league'? I suppose what she should have done was actually leave him then? Project your insecurities more

someone to massage her dried up, useless womb that no one else wants

*clearly busy with a client who won't accept Jimmy's accomplishments as an excuse for being late

>slippin' jimmy's slammin' johnson

>the overall picture is she's an incompetent self centred asshole
You aren't worthy of Vince Gilligan's writing

>Project your insecurities

Whoa that sounds gay that.

I'm not here to watch Better Call Kim, I'm here for Saul.
We see his methods, she doesn't so that shouldn't reflect in her shitty demeanour.
I give hardly any shits about her character and she's taken up far too much screen time for my liking.

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You think that because you're ingesting too much tranny semen. Lay off the homosexing for a few hours and your taste might getter.

If by demeanour you mean 'not jeopardising one of her most important client relationships in her lifelong career upon the realisation that Jimmy suddenly isn't in desperate financial distress' then yeah sure whatever.
If only what you liked actually mattered

Amber Tamblyn > Kim Wexler

That came from your mind not mine pleb. Should give Sup Forums a break if all you can think about is inserting trannies into every unrelated conversion.
Keep your homo quips to yourself you porn addicted brat.

It would be as simple as aw Jimmy not now, I'm on my way out, we'll get together later and you can tell me all about it, I've got an appointment I can't be late for.
Like a reasonable human being and not a dragon.

He's probably a lot like her father. She can't help it.

She said that three different times.
'Tell me this later'
'I'm late as it is'
'Sandpiper settled? that's great! can you tell me all this when I get back?'

She made this abundantly clear and it was obvious Jimmy was being childish in that scene, especially pressuring the receptionist to do shots with him when she leaves

The same thing everyone sees in Jimmy, the same thing that drove Chuck to an insane level of jealousy and loathing.
Jimmy IS FUN
Jimmy IS FUNNY
Jimmy IS LIKEABLE
Jimmy IS NICE TO BE AROUND
Jimmy IS ATTRACTIVE
He is so effortlessly charismatic, friendly and lovable. In ten minutes of meeting Chuck's wife, he makes her laugh and smile more than Chuck ever could.
Jimmy has the keys to everyone's hearts. He's just on another level.
Kim loves him because he is a lovable person regardless of his difficulties in his career.
You are jealous of Jimmy because you will never be effortlessly likeable, popular and welcomed by all.

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>mouth too full of cock to comment

Jesus Christ, I'm the one arguing against the person you're replying to but can you shut the fuck up and go back to high school

These moments happen when people get their wires cross and are grumpy or stressed, why are you focusing on that scene so much?

Next season phase her out and into more of the criminal interactions would be more suitable. I'm not into watching episodes of suits with the facade of being a Saul based show.

>opposition joins forces with renowned homosexualist
>rimjobs for reinforcements suspected

Take your homo erotica to the capeshit threads.

How do you know Jimmy passes on her?

1 of 2 things happened:

1. She backstabs Jimmie and screws him over (less likely)

2. Jimmie does something so horrible she hates him forever (more likely)

Either way we'll have to wait until the flout happens to pass judgment

>buggery participant proclaims "homos erotic!"

why fuck Saul when u have mike

I'm focusing on that scene in that comment because you literally brought it up in the comment before it. ??

I agree I am a bit anxious to see the transformation into Saul accelerated but Kim's actions in the next season regarding Chuck's death and Jimmy's actions are going to be pivotal to that, phasing her out would be silly unless it's literally her walking out of his life, and if that happens it won't be until the end of the season/series I'm guessing

She's not like knockout hot, I think we like her a lot because she's so smart and confident and sexy

Just a really well written character, she's a strong career woman without a hint of sjw, she's like a man with a career, the fact that she's so talented and good at her job just never comes up as anything special which is the right way to write her kind of character

jimmy slippin' his cock in and out of her

>...focusing...literally...anxious...
>...transformation...accelerated...
>...pivotal...phasing

It's like what you'd hear walking by a gaggle of neckbeards or maybe in a freshman's dorm room in late October.

Sorry man I'll try and keep it to two syllables or less

Acceptable if she is, it;s not like I have a say. less air time and stories revolving around her and onto criminals and Saul's interactions, the show needs a change of pace.
Everyone gets it, we all get Jimmy's motivations and starting point down the wrong path but now it's time to move onto them subjects and not regurgitate stale overdone set pieces.

I'm not after explosions and shoot outs, just the tension them story lines will lend themselves to.

This isn't the show I envisaged when I heard it was going to be a thing.

It wouldn't make a difference. You'd still find a way to be oh-so-earnest.

Just like now, really.

>whiteknighting a fictional character on fucking Sup Forums

ahahahah i bet you cry yourself to sleep every night while you keep hugging your animu pillow.

'literally' was used in its proper form
'focusing' was taken from the comment I replied to
'transformation' is the theme of the entire show
'acceleration' is when things increase in speed, such as a transformation
'phasing' was also from the other comment
Kim's role in Jimmy's life and subsequent disappearing from it is obviously going to be 'pivotal'

To quote Kendrick, 'I can't act humble just because you're insecure' and also a fucking idiot

>Jimmy IS FUN
If a moody, self destructive con man constantly putting himself in compromising situations is your idea of fun, okay.
>Jimmy IS FUNNY
Compared to who? The other nursing home bingo callers?
>Jimmy IS LIKEABLE
So is any sad puppy. Doesn't mean you should take it home and fuck it.
>Jimmy IS NICE TO BE AROUND
Literally everyone who gets close to him suffers for it and the series still has 2 seasons to go.
>Jimmy IS ATTRACTIVE
He couldn't possibly be any more average.
>In ten minutes of meeting Chuck's wife, he makes her laugh and smile more than Chuck ever could.
Because Chuck is a cold and humorless robot, anybody is charming compared to him.
>You are jealous of Jimmy because you will never be effortlessly likeable, popular and welcomed by all.
Hmm let's see
>hated at retirement home
>hated at TWO law firms
>hated by NM bar association
>hated by own brother driven to suicide
>hated by kike twin music store owners
>hated by woman he tricked into sleeping with him by telling her he was Kevin Costner (was it rape?)
>hated by jesse and walt
>hated/hunted by Mexican drug cartel
Try again friend.

>you will never have a qt dominant alpha gf like kim who puts up with you despite you being a complete and utter failure on top of being a sleazy con-artist because she can see that deep down you're a fundamentally good and caring person

Do women like her actually exist?

Didn't she fall asleep at the wheel because she was trying to carry Jimmy? Also I remember it was implied her earlier life in the midwest was less than perfect. I didn't like her as a character at first but I realized I was mistaking her scandinavian turbo-stoicism for woodenness.

yes, but you're a fucking beta virgin, so you can might as well think they don't exist

>forgetting the part where Jimmy goes out of his fucking way to help her after she crashes her fucking car

But that's why I like her in the first place. She is alpha so I don't have to. Why does biology have to be so shitty?

Yes but they aren't hot so betas like you don't notice them, which also proof you're not a fundamentally good or caring person - you just like the idea of other people seeing you that way

Being a good and caring person is an expectation, it's not something that sets you apart.

>being this biased

Its clear the show presents him as extremely charismatic. Stop posting from the afterlife Chuck.

No

>Didn't she fall asleep at the wheel because she was trying to carry Jimmy?
Yes but only after he made it explicitly clear he didn't want or require her help. Was also moot the second he gave her news about the settlement.
>Also I remember it was implied her earlier life in the midwest was less than perfect.
Was only established that she came from a small town where if she'd stayed would have wound up being a (gasp!) wife and mother. Wouldn't want that, better to punch an office clock for 20 years while your eggs dry up.

>it's not something that sets you apart.
Where do you live? Most people around my age (22) are just hedonistic cunts.

BUT HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

same desu

and most of them just kinda coast through life without any troubles, which makes me want to stop working as hard as I do

I don't think people outgrow it either desu, they just kinda get shoved into the place they are in life later in their 20s from what I've seen.

maybe im wrong and everyone I know will outgrow it but goddamn is it depressing

Is Chuck dead? Haven't season Season 3 yet.

I outgrew it. I was always a dumb nerd, but I tried to pretend to be a Normie in my first year of college, even managed to get a date on tinder with an ugly south east again girl with the sole intent of fucking her, but I didn't go through with it. Everything about this life just felt wrong. Now I'm a Sup Forumstard who calls people degenerate for wanting to have sex with people they don't love and I feel more content with my life than ever before. Fuck our society and its obsession with sex.

>Didn't she fall asleep at the wheel because she was trying to carry Jimmy?

God this type of shit is worse than that "it's walt's falt this guy got hundreds of people killed as an air traffic controller"

If you fall asleep at the wheel its just your fault, especially since Kim could have fucking killed people.

Because if we're doing this "blame the next person in the chain" bullshit then Jimmy ain't guilty of shit. Its that evil dude who influenced him + his father's incompetence.

I wasn't absolving her of guilt. I was talking about her motivations and wondering what comes next for her. Does she realize Jimmy really is scrappy and will never need her help because Chuck is right about him not being able to change his ways?

She probably ends up feeling super fucking guilty about Chuck and ends up erroneously blaming Jimmy for that old cunt's death despite Jimmy doing almost everything he could to mend that bridge.

And that strains the relationship to the point that they break up most like.