Tim edition
/brit/
just want a chosen gf to spread my goyim seed into.
>why yes I am interested in the philosophy of the large retractable penis man
crazy how america went to the moon on yugoslavian technology
same honestly
sophie
Should I add some soy sauce into this pot noodle lads
Hmmmmmm
I can send you to the moon with a swift right hook mate
>"eastern" philosophy
got a mad request lads
anyone up for a serious conversation?
JUST invested 16k in Bitcoin.
my morning poo is knocking on the door if you know what I mean
How is GF or BF 2018 coming along lads?
>JUST invested 16k in Bitcoin.
had a cosy liein lads
Well I had a gf at the start of 2018 and now I don't, where does that put me?
stop eating pot noodles you utter saprophyte
Why? I'm a uni student and this is ALL i can afford...
Any virgin man in?
What happens if you don't wind a baby after feeding it
(That's wind, not wind)
ye
/brit/ is a normie general mate, off you trot
just got called a soyim by the jewish chad in my economics lecture
It stops running
ok zang
>ANIME
>COCKS
Mina san konichiwa
Did someone say roleplaying and gay sex?
youtube.com
:3
They explode
I don't know about my dreams
I don't know about my dreaming anymore
All that I know is
I'm falling, falling, falling, falling
Might as well fall in
Looking at escorts, found one with an ankle tag lmao
took a huge dump earlier and didn't realise it hadn't flushed til just now. flushed it away with a basin full of water
pot noodles are very expensive for their actual nutritional content, you could even get much tastier and cheaper instant noodles in tesco but OKAY mATE
also do they not shower poor students in money anymore? I got tonnes of free dosh at uni
just a disgusting post all round and I will be hiding it
Atleast you tried mate. What happened? How many days did it last?
i posted my dick and i get this
>funny angle photo!
>your hand is bigger than it
>your rooms a mess
god it;s hilarious watching you insecure retards squirm
ye
Might have a wank to Romanian prostitutes in London on Adultwork
It's a good thing I live on the other side of the planet or I'd be patient zero for Super AIDS
They usually throw up if you don't make them burp
t. two younger siblings
This is the level of intelligence necessary to be a political commentator now, Why is there such a rampant anti-intellectualism on the right? (And by "long" books I doubt she means Richardson's Clarissa)
the
cook
the
thief
his
wife
her
lover
here's an idea
maybe stop posting your dick then?
few hours, then he woke up
A lot of Romanian prostitutes have been trafficked and raped, then sold onto sites like Adultwork or managed by their pimps.
Please think twice before doing any of this.
Might have a wank to a British slag on MFC if I can find one.
Few months
time to do a shit and sniff speed
what kind of replies were you looking for exactly
this soy sauce has just came out like ive popped a pimple or spunked a watery spunk
grim
That honestly just makes it hotter
haha wacky
would only have sex with free range prozzies
The reports are now in. The bruce is whacky!
so many pale white aspies on Robot Wars
feel as though the prototypical team is a quiet middle aged white man, most likely a mechanical engineer, and a loud 17-25 year old lanky pale son with obvious Asperger’s syndrome
SUGOI user KUN ^__^
so wacky haha
swear some people are just so strange
/speedlad/
HAHAAAAAAAAA whats happeningggggggg Yes ayeeeeeee
DON'T be nasty Just smash the pasty! hold tighttttt!
fucks sake
downloaded a norwegian film, took ages as there were no seeders, turns out I didn't download a subtitled version
alright mate
cumming is for brainlets
love how our aussie arse-lickers make our threads for us. fucking cucks haha
First flowers blooming for Têt
sounds like quintessential wacky bruce behaviour
that's called a girlfriend !!!!
haha feel free to use that one
download subtitles for it then?
stream it you inbred
the same i always get a few benders drooling over it and the people who feel so inadequate they make up any old bullshit to deny that i have a big penis and they have a small penis it's great
Agreed, same with listening to music
wat film
Vietnam is a sound place.
Only complaint relates to a hostel receptionist from Saigon who added me on facebook and occasionally sends me extremely gay messages.
offensive
whenever I eat a cheese sandwich I don't think "mmm fuck this is going to make me fat" but when I eat the exact same thing except it's been turned into a toastie I constantly worry about the calories
i've posted my cock and got no compliments on it
i got a 2 day ban though, and someone replying that they've got the same jeans as me. which in all fairness was an astute observation
Nope. That’s Tim on the left and Brotherman Bill on the right.
Anyone else going to get one of those Android sex robots?
u sound like a bender
Business idea: 24 hour alcohol delivery service. Might get government support too cos it will keep the drunks off the road
Please don't steal it thanks
These two things are literally all I consume in a day on top of maybe some benzos
The weird thing is I’m a functioning person with a job, friends and a gf
remember when i posted a picture of my cum stained boxers and made a yank leave the thread ahahahah
I'm looking now
single digit IQ post
reprise
I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.
>petite qt is a racist and gets tingles when you whisper in her ear
In love lads
only places I've ever seen do alcohol delivery were so much more expensive than going down the shops it wasn't worth it
>there are other speedlads in this thread
good to know
my passion for speed makes me feel like a narcotics pariah
the German guilt runs so deep they even try to look like holocaust victims
>on a Megabus to London
>as we get nearer and nearer it's gradually filled up with more and more non-whites
>five black African men sat together shouting loudly at each other in French or something
>a paki family we picked up in Birmingham absolutely reek of naan bread
Is this the London experience?
I used to take the national express from Pembrokeshire to London.
It was like going on a safari, the deeper you were, the worse it got.
one day you should go to whisper in her ear and then start screaming in it
just a suggestion
just imagine they're banging on mindlessly about having a wank and doing a poo. I do that with pretty much all movies at this stage and I'm sufficiently entertained after
ahahaha you have to get a megabus you povvo
speed is /brit/'s original drug of choice, before the benzo and psych and MDMA wars began. Now all we have is 190kg ultra runt and that little twat who does coke.
Lads it’s almost 5 AM. I’m going to bed.
damn the sister came home.
No voddy & jocks for me tonight
women can't be anything let alone racist, they are passive and unconscious
ahhhhh my sides
>stream it
This is why yanks shouldn't be allowed here
...
is your sister fit
post pictures of her