/brit/

Tim edition

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just want a chosen gf to spread my goyim seed into.

>why yes I am interested in the philosophy of the large retractable penis man

crazy how america went to the moon on yugoslavian technology

same honestly

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sophie

Should I add some soy sauce into this pot noodle lads

Hmmmmmm

I can send you to the moon with a swift right hook mate

>"eastern" philosophy

got a mad request lads

anyone up for a serious conversation?

JUST invested 16k in Bitcoin.

my morning poo is knocking on the door if you know what I mean

How is GF or BF 2018 coming along lads?

>JUST invested 16k in Bitcoin.

had a cosy liein lads

Well I had a gf at the start of 2018 and now I don't, where does that put me?

stop eating pot noodles you utter saprophyte

Why? I'm a uni student and this is ALL i can afford...

Any virgin man in?

What happens if you don't wind a baby after feeding it
(That's wind, not wind)

ye

/brit/ is a normie general mate, off you trot

just got called a soyim by the jewish chad in my economics lecture

It stops running

ok zang

>ANIME
>COCKS
Mina san konichiwa

Did someone say roleplaying and gay sex?

youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

:3

They explode

I don't know about my dreams
I don't know about my dreaming anymore
All that I know is
I'm falling, falling, falling, falling
Might as well fall in

Looking at escorts, found one with an ankle tag lmao

took a huge dump earlier and didn't realise it hadn't flushed til just now. flushed it away with a basin full of water

pot noodles are very expensive for their actual nutritional content, you could even get much tastier and cheaper instant noodles in tesco but OKAY mATE

also do they not shower poor students in money anymore? I got tonnes of free dosh at uni

just a disgusting post all round and I will be hiding it

Atleast you tried mate. What happened? How many days did it last?

i posted my dick and i get this

>funny angle photo!
>your hand is bigger than it
>your rooms a mess

god it;s hilarious watching you insecure retards squirm

ye

Might have a wank to Romanian prostitutes in London on Adultwork
It's a good thing I live on the other side of the planet or I'd be patient zero for Super AIDS

They usually throw up if you don't make them burp
t. two younger siblings

This is the level of intelligence necessary to be a political commentator now, Why is there such a rampant anti-intellectualism on the right? (And by "long" books I doubt she means Richardson's Clarissa)

twitter.com/Jamie_Weinstein/status/790558383770181632

the
cook
the
thief
his
wife
her
lover

here's an idea

maybe stop posting your dick then?

few hours, then he woke up

A lot of Romanian prostitutes have been trafficked and raped, then sold onto sites like Adultwork or managed by their pimps.

Please think twice before doing any of this.

Might have a wank to a British slag on MFC if I can find one.

Few months

time to do a shit and sniff speed

what kind of replies were you looking for exactly

this soy sauce has just came out like ive popped a pimple or spunked a watery spunk

grim

That honestly just makes it hotter

youtube.com/watch?v=uVUcIc0DEZA

haha wacky

would only have sex with free range prozzies

The reports are now in. The bruce is whacky!

so many pale white aspies on Robot Wars

feel as though the prototypical team is a quiet middle aged white man, most likely a mechanical engineer, and a loud 17-25 year old lanky pale son with obvious Asperger’s syndrome

SUGOI user KUN ^__^

so wacky haha

swear some people are just so strange

/speedlad/

HAHAAAAAAAAA whats happeningggggggg Yes ayeeeeeee


DON'T be nasty Just smash the pasty! hold tighttttt!

fucks sake
downloaded a norwegian film, took ages as there were no seeders, turns out I didn't download a subtitled version

alright mate

cumming is for brainlets

love how our aussie arse-lickers make our threads for us. fucking cucks haha

First flowers blooming for Têt

sounds like quintessential wacky bruce behaviour

that's called a girlfriend !!!!

haha feel free to use that one

download subtitles for it then?

stream it you inbred

the same i always get a few benders drooling over it and the people who feel so inadequate they make up any old bullshit to deny that i have a big penis and they have a small penis it's great

Agreed, same with listening to music

wat film

Vietnam is a sound place.

Only complaint relates to a hostel receptionist from Saigon who added me on facebook and occasionally sends me extremely gay messages.

offensive

whenever I eat a cheese sandwich I don't think "mmm fuck this is going to make me fat" but when I eat the exact same thing except it's been turned into a toastie I constantly worry about the calories

i've posted my cock and got no compliments on it

i got a 2 day ban though, and someone replying that they've got the same jeans as me. which in all fairness was an astute observation

Nope. That’s Tim on the left and Brotherman Bill on the right.

Anyone else going to get one of those Android sex robots?

u sound like a bender

Business idea: 24 hour alcohol delivery service. Might get government support too cos it will keep the drunks off the road
Please don't steal it thanks

These two things are literally all I consume in a day on top of maybe some benzos

The weird thing is I’m a functioning person with a job, friends and a gf

remember when i posted a picture of my cum stained boxers and made a yank leave the thread ahahahah

I'm looking now
single digit IQ post
reprise

I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

>petite qt is a racist and gets tingles when you whisper in her ear
In love lads

only places I've ever seen do alcohol delivery were so much more expensive than going down the shops it wasn't worth it

>there are other speedlads in this thread
good to know

my passion for speed makes me feel like a narcotics pariah

the German guilt runs so deep they even try to look like holocaust victims

>on a Megabus to London
>as we get nearer and nearer it's gradually filled up with more and more non-whites
>five black African men sat together shouting loudly at each other in French or something
>a paki family we picked up in Birmingham absolutely reek of naan bread

Is this the London experience?

I used to take the national express from Pembrokeshire to London.

It was like going on a safari, the deeper you were, the worse it got.

one day you should go to whisper in her ear and then start screaming in it

just a suggestion

just imagine they're banging on mindlessly about having a wank and doing a poo. I do that with pretty much all movies at this stage and I'm sufficiently entertained after

ahahaha you have to get a megabus you povvo

speed is /brit/'s original drug of choice, before the benzo and psych and MDMA wars began. Now all we have is 190kg ultra runt and that little twat who does coke.

Lads it’s almost 5 AM. I’m going to bed.

damn the sister came home.
No voddy & jocks for me tonight

women can't be anything let alone racist, they are passive and unconscious

ahhhhh my sides

>stream it

This is why yanks shouldn't be allowed here

...

is your sister fit

post pictures of her