> His mom was a whore
> dad was cuck
> worked on wood
> would rather get hit again than fight
> turned water into wine
> hung out with a prostitute and twelve dudes
> never got married
Was Jesus Degenerate?
Ryan Thomas
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Andrew Cooper
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All I know is that drug emporium is a loser
Angel Jones
reply to this post and op dies tonight
Joseph Peterson
God pls deliver
Lincoln Harris
Of course he was. If Jesus came back today, he'd probably fall in line with the pro-immigration, "love trumps hate" bullshit.
Jesus was a cuck and a fag.
Lucas Johnson
If god is not real why do you mock him?
checkmate atheist
Logan Flores
What's wrong with being a carpenter?
Samuel Rogers
ofc he was a jew
Jeremiah Adams
He chased away money lenders though, something forgotten about Christian history that makes up for the hooker mother and prostitute buddy he hung around with while performing magic tricks
Hunter Russell
> He chased away money lenders
So you're saying he eliminated the Jews?
Evan Edwards
Just because he liked to handle wood for guys doesn't mean...
Kayden Campbell
OP you better cool it with the degenerate stuff. You hear me in there?!
Adam Brooks
Carpentry isn't a bad profession per se. It's highly respectable.
But the fact is, it's highly likely according to fossil records that Jesus built the first recorded cuck shed in history...
...for his own father.
>yfw Jesus is the first ever 'son' to be referred to as "my wife's so "
Ethan Cook
White people need white gods, not desert rat Jew gods.
Nolan Bennett
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Bentley Perez
he didn't, but he tried dammit
amen
Landon Torres
He lives.
Isaiah Ward
Ok listen I am a big proponent of the view that the take away of the clobber passages really still should be love your neighbour for Christians. But what you're doing here is something completely different. We are to wed Christ. Put a picture of your wife here where pubic hairs are seen in this manner and overall pose. How dare you
Oliver Mitchell
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Adam Fisher
>burger on the altar
Gets me every fucking time.
Christopher Ross
Worshiping a brown desert rat god is disgusting.