So in the Wall-E universe did the humans have machines that did all of the work of sex for them?

So in the Wall-E universe did the humans have machines that did all of the work of sex for them?

In the film, they're completely unable to walk, and as you can see in this screenshot not even capable of turning their heads during a conversation.

So was there a robot that jacks off the men, and then shoots the jizz into the women via turkey baster? In a world full of somewhat sapient machines, could you imagine this being your purpose in life?

Yeah they most likely breed through artificial insemination. They seems to do nothing but sit on their chairs knowing how the people seems to be glued to their screens and easily mesmerized by what ever happens outside there screens. I doubt they can even survive living on Earth on their own, they might not have the immunity to resist the germs of Earth's already damaged atmsophere.

There is no way any of them could survive on Earth for long in their state and the planet's state. They just needed the movie to have a happy ending because Disney movie.

I kinda got the feeling they were impotent. Imagine, before you're even able to walk you're put into a chair, forced to eat shitty food and probably stare at screens enjoying pre-approved sexless entertainment.

It's making me think, do any of the people even have jobs? How do they make money? If they don't make money, what's the purpose of the corporation controlling their habits to such an extreme degree?

Socialism

>what's the purpose of the corporation controlling their habits to such an extreme degree?

Controlling their lives IS the purpose.

Wouldn't science have evolved to the point where it could have easily stopped people from getting too fat to walk?

Yes, but fetishes exist

The entire point of the movie was the robots. Making the humans too fat to walk was a convenient way to get the humans out of the way, and let the robots steal the show. It's also a commentary on laziness and mindless consumerism.

Robots probably masturbated them, I don't even know if their females would be able to properly form a fetus, morbid obesity, poor diet, and atrophy aren't really good for natal health, infants might get made in a lab as well.

I didn't think anybody made them do that. Humans just naturally got that way on their own.

Damn you know by that time in history we would have some rad ass fuckin video games, comics and cartoons . personally if I was teleported there id be pretty happy , I'm not even a fat ass or a neet ,I'm just lazy as fuck and have sex like once every month. Shit would be perfect me

How do their eyes not hurt looking at screens all day?

>I'm just lazy as fuck and have sex like once every month.
Last time I had sex was 10 years ago. Oh god

Synthetic sperm, synthetic eggs, synthetic wombs.

At least you had sex.

It's alright to be a little synthetic
A synthetic town, in a synthetic city
Might as well swell, might as well smile
Life goes on for a synthetic while~

It wasn't even good...

>At least you had sex.

You say that because you haven't had bad/depressingly infrequent sex.

It's not any better. The simple fact of having had sex at some point doesn't make you any happier.

At this stage why were they not just brains in a jar? Or cyborgs?

>At this stage why were they not just brains in a jar? Or cyborgs?

Because they weren't at that point yet.

Their lack of bone structure from generations of living in space should have meant they wouldn't have even been able to set foot on the planet at the end of the movie.

It's meant as a gag.

There's also the fact that the bone structure loss comes from being in free fall or reduced effects of gravity in space. The fact that they were under the effects of 100% gravity the whole time means that they weren't losing bone integrity the way astronauts on a space station do.

Any inability to stand would more likely be from sitting around all day.

Why would they? Instead they could just use their scientific knowledge to keep the fat humans comfortable and happy.

that made me feel a little less bad
thanks

Also...

Your first time will suck.

Even if you have sex, you will masturbate.

Nobody knows how much sex you do/don't have unless you tell them, and even if you do, they'll ignore that and go with what they think you're having based on their impression of you.

Or religion/morals

Also, by physical sensation onaholes feel better than pussy. But pussy comes with other things attached to it, good and bad things.

your thinking like a human who's job is to turkey blast semen all day, a machine don't think of human semen like a human would see human semen, a machine facilitating human reproduction would be like the human job of replacing hard drives or fixing a self replicating unit or something.

Did you say belliwheels?