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going to loose a bit weight

AND IT'S KANE WITH ANOTHER GOAL FROM 6 YARDS OUT, HOW ON EARTH DOES HE DO IT!?!?

Love are mogg lads

fuck white people

me on the right doing a poo

*brushes the hair out of /brit/'s eyes*

harry kane is a one career wonder

still wetting yourself from drinking too much cider before bed ulster?

22.4%

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Jews

Kane will be found out when he turns 38 mark my words

Love having lots of facial hair at a young age
Once got into a club when I was 17, didn't even have a fake ID they just saw my face and gave me an 18+ ticket, got gazebo'd that night.
Feel genuinely sorry for hairlet runts

Owls

I heard there was a bit of a barney when Mogg triggered some lefties recently. More as the story unfolds...

I saw an Indian guy today and told him to go back to London
How did I do?
Note: this story is fictional

Spurs are a one player team

just posted on Sup Forums for about 30 minutes, absolute MADNESS that people spend all day on their arguing about politics, and that's their entire identity in life

RORKE OFF HIS MEDS

At least four people have been wounded in a series of drive-by shootings in a town in central Italy, and one man has been arrested, police say.

All of those hurt in the attacks in Macerata were foreigners, they added.

The suspect had an Italian flag wrapped around his neck when he was detained.

my homebrew cider is pretty dry and bitter lads any thoughts?

you see the thing about harry kane is i just wouldn't pay to see him play, you know? I mean dont get is wrong hes good you know but he just doesnt excite me you know but hell who am i to argue he gets the bloody goals thats all that matters ey? haha?

I had a mate who was 6'2 and had a beard at 14. I was a little hairless runt in those days but I could get cigs and Woodpecker through my mate. Great times.

>search for a specific song on 'tify
>listen to it
>next song in queue is an acoustic cover by a singer of the opposite gender i've never heard of in an irritating, affected voice

Hi lad, how the weather is going?

hey brit

>girl i'm shagging coming round today
>RASH ON MY TODGER

END IT

Son, eriksson and dele alli and sometimes Aurier carry the team, Kane is just the brand name

fucking based

*takes sip*
Good work

Add sugar? Maybe add apple cordial? I would ask /ck/.

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girl knows i like her and shes playing with me and im letting her

>dele Alli
>Sometimes aurier
Cackling

lack of diversity there is shocking - producers should be hauled before a select committee

Hope she calls (on Monday)

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Got a rash on both me hands from handling fibreglass insulation a couple of weeks ago
Knuckles are bleeding as well from the cold and wind
Don't know what I'd do without sudocreme

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>smelly alley

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doesn't son literally have to go back to korea to be conscripted in a couple of years lmao

>Rorke at it AGAIN

Does he ever have a day off?

someone tell this fucking yank to stop his dire gimmick shant be giving him any (You)s

sean dyche is off his fucking nut ahaha

>sudocreme
Ah, a man of fine tastes such as myself

>Darren Osborne, 48, is accused of deliberately driving a 3.5 ton Luton hire van into the men in an attempt to "kill as many of the group as possible".

>It is alleged he plotted the attack after becoming "brainwashed" by far right propaganda on the internet following the broadcast of Three Girls, a BBC drama about the Rochdale grooming scandal.


>brainwashed

calm down dickhead

What in God's name are you blathering on about now?

>OFF HIS MEDS
the meds cause the rampages half the time user.

doctor gave me canestan but it's done fuck all

Somebody pay for a Bupa policy for me pls

fucking state of bradford what the fuck
looks like a giant ghetto

Any ASMR addicts in tonight?

just her voice makes me melt she has a lovely voice

>Once got into a club when I was 17

wow

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Communism destroys people's souls.
I've been to China.

wish i was in the white stripes

>dunno what she is

gets me every time

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>I Don't Love Anyone (but You're Not Just Anyone)

why do people pretend muslims are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

Greater London

find the idea of council housing baffling

doesn't bother me because I never go down south

woah calm down racist

Not if he wins the Asian games with south Korea or they give him an exemption

because i know a pakistani bloke and hes ok

White man fears the Chinese century

RACIST

FASCIST

NO PLATFORM FOR HOMOPHOBES

YOU'RE NOT WORF DEBATING MAYTE

Hm.
Will have to a left swipe I'm afraid

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>why do people pretend muslims are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

>Bristol Poly

howling

Ignorance is bliss. But remember, it's actually you that's the evil racist bigot.

This English bastard stays 5 minutes away from me. I always used to see him hobbling around. Disgusting.

just ate an entire pack of malted milks

why does the aussie keep posting about council housing lol

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chocolate ones?

Because if they acknowledged the reasons then the cognitive dissonance, as unstoppable facts clashed with their immovable worldview, would be extremely painful.

The thing is, there are good muslims. What SJWs won't recognise is that they're good despite their ideology.

why do people pretend muslims are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

why do people pretend jews are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

why do people pretend muslims are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

why do people pretend the huguenots are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

why do people pretend the samaritans are hated for no reason? do they not read the news? or history?

raya a cute

I was asking /brit/ about this the other day and no one knew what I was on about, glad you reminded me

they showed me the telly version of this back in school when I was a young'un - course, it was all innocent back then because trannies didn't really exist

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*cries whilst listening to peter bjorn and john's 'young folks*
fucking hell lads my existence shant be acknowledged

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howling, the guy is a legend desu

'ce

Wish the girl from work would just message me on whatsapp just once. Just once I want for her to initiate conversation with me outside of work

no just plain ones

fucking turbo noncesheed

youre a slot badger

i don't know about my dreams
i don't know about my dreaming anymore

>tfw no drugs in

just wondering how many of you I could systematically dispatch in seconds with a swift throat kick