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Edition Why can't the girl in work just initiate conversation with my outside of work, just once. Please. We speak all the time in work and I get subtle hints that she might like me too.

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cara

who's the main character of funhaus? i'd say it's probably adam

office is full of good looking female creatures but none in my department

*puts the gregg feed right back into my arsehole*

if youre going to act like that to mummy she'll put it right back up where you came from, mister!

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dont know

>audiobooks

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on the way to the copperbox arena

19.5%

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>the blame game
Honestly hate this. Some people are very entitled.

Audiobooks are only acceptable in a situation where reading text is either impossible or impractical. For example whilst driving.

What makes men do this?

NDAs only make pornstars more attractive

Ah yes, something has disabled malwarebytes
now the laptop has frozen, ah yes.

Tryna figure out why Americans were so much smarter in the 1950s, and I think it’s because our hotdog consumption was greater back then desu. All this fried chicken is bad for our brains

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So any idea behind the shit that disrupted the Mogg meeting? I wonder if it was from someone within the Conservative party trying to sabotage Mogg from taking over May's position.

love gravy

wonder when ed's dormant hapa genes will activate and 6 women are left dead

*chuckles at this post*
very good yes very good
*writes something down on my notepad*

>not blasting tunes as you thrash down the road.

just hacked some gimboid's malwarebytes and froze his laptop hahaha

what age should a KV like myself get tinder

>£0.00 Promoter
Lad is that why you've been shilling it on here

literally never seen this till the soyboy meme started now I see it everywhere

they're not real people

me play game on compueet huhuhuh

love are ed

Got a whiff of my balls and it was just foul.

21

love are mogg

Lobsters should be paid more than women

This is also fine, but if you spend like 6 hours a day on the road like me then it can get a bit repetitive.

bellend smells of skips

feel disgusted looking at that picture

give us a sniff

niggas hand bigger than he face lmaoooo

If it was a sneaky double agent then they'll have been Mogglodytes. His popularity will only grow as he is protested like that, as always happens (see: Trump, Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Milo, etc.)

cracking lads
*takes a long, exacerbated sigh*
respond to me you fucking CUNT

1. Women taking birth control and then pissing in the toilet and then the laced toilet water washing into water system

2. Insecticides

3. Pregnant mothers taking Advil and shit

Smells like watermelon margarita

It's called having a laugh. Try it you insecure spergs.

why do asians and blacks in australia moan about white people when they wouldn’t have even considered living there if it wasn’t for that very same colonialism they protest about?

haha yeah I get commission for every /brit/ lad that watches

my hands bigger than my face
dont have cancer or anyhing

>It's called having a laugh. Try it you insecure spergs.

youtube.com/watch?v=cUDXw79O13g

Absolute bilker of a song

Let me stalk you if you are a fit adorable english man. No homo.

there are no blacks here and the asians dont speak english. its literally just white people or culturally white people who moan and bitch.

need a stalinist britain

You've seen nature documentaries right? You know how the parasitic words make insects act weirdly yeah?
Well the same thing happens but it's active in soy products, birth control etc. So at given times, normally when the flash of a camera goes off it triggers a natural reflex to open their mouths so the spores can be released and spread.

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the house battery

gooch absolutely pongs of pickles onion space raiders

Ah ok, fair one.
Have you listened to Mein Kampf yet?

insecurity so they have to make a goofy face to pretend they don't take themselves seriously

soy gets even the biggest chads

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>6 hours a day

Are you a lorry driver?

it was my 21st birthday last week

sit on my face

He doesn't look happy like the other ones. Bit strange.

dont know why that lad is talking shit about birth control is absolutely heckers to finesse your way into a girls puss without a condom desu

What the fuck is this real?

no it isn't
people don't smile like that

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too late then

schizo posting as 7-8 different posters itt

Imagine the levels of autism required to make that

pathetic as it is I sometimes burst out laughing at the posts on here
wonder what my parents think when I'm in my room all day just laughing to myself

LITTY

trying to wrap my head around how Aisha is a radical communist AND a conservative catholic
she shared an anti-abortion video
what a confusing woman

hiding under a thin layer of false irony so whenever people mock them for being the sub-species they are they can just pretend it’s ironic

me and the lads

would you rather live in walsall or warsaw

christ a genuinely terrifying image

so lonely

shes a fuckin idiot that's why
she claims to be devout catholic despite being a slut

>people don't smile like that
No shit! Hence "having a laugh"
Cool your autism.

there comes a point when you've been awake for like 30 hours snorting coke and drinking where you are literally afraid of nothing and would attack mike tyson with a bottle of acid and keep a hunting knife in your car and look for trouble

she's our lass the radical centrist

FUCK YOU AGUERO JUST SCORE A GOAL ITS NOT HARD

absolute banter merchants on the left

need a bf lads

Good lads one and all

what yank state would a brit even consider moving to

his hair gets me every single time

Is third from right the Sandy Hook shooter?

is that the guy that did sandy hook

no

Ironically yes.

Delivery

god what a fucking awful general

that's me

best smell in the world are your fingers after you had a cigarette a few hours ago desu

ah right every guy doing that weird creepy smile pose thing is just "having a laugh"

riiiight