F.R.I.E.N.D.S Thread

Joey > Ross > Chandler > Rachel > Monica > Pheobe.

MAIIIIIIIIIIIII SANDWICH?

How you doin?

>Not making Phoebe No. 1

Fuck you

Could you BE anymore Reddit?

Chandler > Ross > Monica > Joey > Rachel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pheebshit

>Monica better than Pheobe
>Ross better than anyone

This is a moo opinion. Ross is the most patrician favorite character choice. Phoebe is trash

If you ever consider Pheobe or Chander better than Ross then you should seriously end yourself.

Chandler > Mike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Joey will happily fuck the girl of your dreams right in front of you while dating someone else.
Ross is an ultra-clingly paranoid obsessive who does not understand monogamy.
Chandler is a misogynist who will make you work on the weekend for doing impressions of him.
Monica is a psychopath.
Phoebe is mentally ill, a cat thief, and a cunt.
Rachel never did anything wrong.

wrong she acted like a cocktease to me in earlier recovery than jumped on the dick of a brad pitt clone paul something other there was enough tabloid mentions about his recovery cause all the people can ever talk about.

not Joey > Chandler = Ross > Rachel > Pheobe > Monica

But why? Pheobe is a confirmed Roastie and Monica just likes to clean.

I just find Monica reaaaally annoying

Okay if you had to pick one and like seriously had to as a wife which one would you have? A) an annoying wife or B) a confirmed roastie.

the roastie for me I'm easily annoyed.

This picture has Red-Yellow-Blue-Red-Yellow-Blue but I've been watching Friends again the last month and I can't remember a time where it wasn't Red-Blue-Yellow-Red-Yellow-Blue

Also depending on the season and if it is even shown the 6 each has a colored umbrella. S1 is pic related.
S9 is Monica + Chandler = Red
Phoebe + Ross = Blue
Rachel + Joey = Yellow

Well I suppose we can agree to disagree, at least you put Rachel as numbero uno.

Yes but who is the most powerful friend and why?

Chandler for figuring out how to somewhat control Monica and Joey or Phoebe for her street smarts and willingness to mug and stab others

>Elder God tier

Red Ross

>God tier

Ross

>Good tier

Russ

Chandler before marriage> Joey = Ross > Chandler after marriage > Phoebe > Monica > Rachel

>any ranking without Chandler at the top
Could your taste BE any worse?

Checked and to be fair they did neuter the character after he was with Monica for a while.

I really like Friends threads, I wish we could make it a usual thing like /GOT/

Ross>Joey>Chandler>Rachel>Monica>Phoebe

he became the king and had nowhere else to go so he just sat back and relaxed

Switch Joey and Ross and it's correct.

Ross is great but Joey never fails to make me laugh.

Pretty much. His character even admits numerous times his whole comedic shtick is a means of dealing with issues of inferiority or as a defense mechanism. When he became happily married to his beautiful best friend and successful in a career he actually enjoyed what more did he have to worry or feel insecure about? He was happy. And happiness is poison for a comedian.

>Pheobe is last
>Monica is somehow below Rachel
>Chandler isn't up there with Joey

a year of baby making sex probably helped a lot too

>Chandler
>Ross
>Ross's Dad
>
>
>Rachel
>Monica/Joey
>
>
>Phoebe

Why wouldn't Pheobe be last? she isn't funny at all and she is a hippie and inb4 you defend smelly cat.

Rachel is hotter than Monica.

Chandler is only better than Ross when he is with Joey but by himself he is Reddit the Character.

>It's a Ross and Rachel episode
>It's a Ross' son episode
>It's a Ross relationship episode
>It's a Rachel relationship episode

Rachel breaks up with her boyfriend and emotionally abuses him when he finds another girl.

Aisha Tyler was pretty hot

generals are a terrible thing and rapidly deteriorate once conversation/discussion topics are exhausted and everyone feels the need to force abrasive memes in order to hit the bump limit

When you put it like that...

>implying Rachel isn't the worst of all the friends

You people are true plebs.

Switch Rachel and Monica and this becomes objectively true.

Fuck Phoebe. Crazy cunt.

I made the mistake of going to /tpg/ for discussion so I learned it the hard way, it's a harsh reality but reality nonetheless

Ross's Dad is objectively the best character but sadly he is not a "friend".

Eli Gould is best jew.

>interesting bit about Gunther having been an actor
>now stuck at a coffee house
>never develop him further except for muh Rachel

poor Gunther

Even as a kid I just wanted Gunther to catch a break. He seemed like a nice guy who got shat on for no reason.
I don't know if the friends' treatment of him was supposed to solidify the fact that they're too self absorbed with their own lives to care about anybody else, but that's what I took from it in my formative years. It was like watching a more family friendly version of Always Sunny before it was ever a twinkle in Rob Mcilhenny's eye.

That and as bad as Janice was she did give some good advice a few times

Why for a first couple seasons no one wore a bra in this show?
Rachel was too sexy.

It was a pretty common trend in the early 90s.

>Ross is the patrician choice
This.

PIVOT

Janice was a fuckin fountain of wisdom. The only thing that was ever meant to make her unlikeable was the fact she had an irritating voice.

also apparently an ugly baby but I guess that's only half her fault

Is it any wonder that Phoebe treated Ross like shit in their one-on-one interactions? Jealousy for the medical marvel and tenured professor at 30.

Not really. The only time I can think of her actively being a bitch to Ross is when she had that dream where he said she was boring. If anything you could say she harbored a little hostility for the time they almost fucked but didn't. She treated Chandler worse.

Ross Chandler and Joey own this show. If it was left up to the girls to entertain it would've gone straight to the trash. Rachel is a fucking cunt. I really suspect the actress who played Pheobe was addicted to coke. Monica would easily be the best fuck.

DANGER

Could this BE any more of a thread bump?

UNAGI

The illuminati are real.

wrong

Aside, from phoebe being last and pheebshit

Rachel is slightly hotter than Monica , but it actually goes

Ross > Joey > Chandler > Monica > Rachel >>>>>>>>>>pheebshit

>be 12 in 2001
>internet porn on explorer gives you a ton of viruses and pop ups that last for days if you even click on a porn page
>can't jack off to internet porn yet
>Thursday night
>no one home
>rub out a few to Rachel's nipples

Monica loved him so much that when she thought he had a shark fetish she tried to indulge it.

How can you be insecure after that?

Monica would be the ultimate fuck. She would feed you delicious home cooked food. Rachel is dumb as shit with a bingo card filled with various STDs. And Phoebe is a fucking psycho with pussy dreads.

Reminder that Janice unwittingly put back Ross and Rachel's relationship by giving what would have been solid adbice if it wasn't fucking Ross.

>telling her that Ross won't be as involved as she thinks

>turns out you can't get pregnant the way they did it

>oh god is it the thing we barely do or the thing we never do

>the thing we never do

>...

>[impressed] Shovelly joe

>tfw you will never have a beautiful woman that loves you so much she will not only look past your most perverted desires, she will actively try to engage in it because she just loves you that much

>tfw had a gf who loved me so much
>she knew I was secretly a Nazi sympathizer
>would yell "fuck me mein fuhrer" when doing it

What happened to her?

Got blacked dude....my digits dont lie.


PS: im the black dude, oh snap!

what a twist!

Pretty much the same, except she was just aware of all my fucked up fetishes and was okay with them.

Its a shame she was fucked up outaide the bedroom. Into drugs and shit, moodswings that went well beyond normal female swings. The most apiteul woman I have ever met in my life, too. She used to have literal childish tantrums.

Shame, she was a huge titted polish braphog into bondage and latex and with traditional family values beyond drug use.

he deserved it

>Joey will happily fuck the girl of your dreams right in front of you while dating someone else.

Are you referring to Kathy? Joey had no idea Chandler was into her and as the rest said, if he did he'd probably step aside for Chandler.

Even after he learned that Chandler and her had kissed and that they might not end up together because she didn't want to come between them he selflessly let him out of the box because he just wanted to see his friend happy.

Joey is objectively the best friend.

We are still kind of together,
We've been together for 3 years now, just facing fought times.

My spine is fucked from work accident and I'm in 10/10'pain constantly in my neck and back . So bad that I want doctor assisted suicide sometimes unless they actually give opiates that are strong enough and will last all day ,

>pain pills wearing off
>pain becomes instense again
>gf starts shit over stupid as fuck issues
>constant yelling at me , breaking my things
>I threw her on the ground and slapped the shit out of her
>would punch right in her spine as hard as I could
>I broke her wrist also and now she has long term damage and can't do her job as a massage therapist

Joey is objectively the best friend. He's the most selfless, genuinely
loves his friends and will sacrifice his own dignity and happiness for
them.

>Willing to look like an idiot to hide Monica and Chandler's relationship
>Sees Ross kissing Charlie, momentarily upset before realizing he's happy for Ross and smiling
>When Kathy says goodbye to Chandler he is reduced to tears and instantly want Chandler out of the box, not even mad, just wants his friend to be happy even if it means being with his former girlfriend
>Can't makeout with Rachel because he truly sees her as just a friend
>Won't rub it in to Phoebe that she stood him up for David because he's hurt that his friend can't be with the only guy she's even been crazy for
>Likes to cuddle with Ross because it makes for the best naps, no homo

You sound like a bad person.

Underrated

Why is he so perfect?

>is willing to urinate on his friends

Sup Forums - Ross
/fit/ - Joey
/r9k/ - Gunther
Sup Forums - Chandler
/ck/ - Monica
/fa/ - Rachel
Sup Forums - Chandler's Dad
reddit - Phoebee

Chandler>Ross>Rachael=Monica (who is the most important character and the reason why are everyone is together)>>>>>Joe>>>>>>Phoebe

>who is the most important character and the reason why are everyone is together

No. She's responsible for Rachel and Phoebe.

Ross is responsible for Chandler who is subsequently responsible for Joey.

Ross and Monica being siblings ties it all together.

And Joey 2nd last? Vagina detected.

You dont Get It, user.

ALL gang are aways in Monicas... And its her who everyone see a kind of a mother. Its her who aways do the thanksgiving dinners... Without her Friends are nothing but strangers

genuine question. Was Phoebe autistic?

>Likes to cuddle with Ross because it makes for the best naps, no homo

I forgot about that

Yes

Red Ross, it's not a matter open to debate.

Im really not.
The pain in my body is horrible.

I can't be blamed for snapping , it's the doctors fault for not taking me serious and giving me enough meds

Complete melt

I used to have this poster on the roof above my bed.. this is what we did before the internet

>I can't be blamed for snapping

Yes, you can. I understand you're in pain and I'm sorry you have to experience that but it doesn't give you carte blanche to act like an asshole.

>recently rewatched friends
>all the leather skirts and boots and sweaters

Think i have a fetish for 90's female fashion lads

Phoebee is /an/

>it's a Phoebe teaches Joey French episode

>Rachel never did anything wrong

Found the roastie ITT

who is Joey French and why does he need teaching?

>have shit swimmers
>wife is barren
>never have to wear a condom again

Dude was living the life desu

Could this be ANY more of a Friends thread?

swap monica and phoebe and you got yourselgf an A+ list partner