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the queen of lies edition

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cara

anime

cumming inside of brown women

Britain, my home :)

girly bums on boys

bum willy poo

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BUMMM
BUMMMMMM!!!!! :D

I said lady, step inside my Hyundai

A mealy mouthed edition

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Robin: "For every man there is a purpose which he sets up in his life. Let yours be the doing of all good deeds." [Shrugs.] That's us, lads.
Will: Is that the Bible?
Robin: It's the Qur'an.
Will: What's that?
Much: It's the Turk Bible. He read it in the Holy Land.
Allan: Why?
Robin: [Shrugs again.] I wanted to know what it was that we were fighting.

love white people

>unweighted squats

uhuhuh.... heh.. huhhu the youtube man doing a punch ... buy premium tickets.. the premium experience

this but unironically

Caught a guy staring at my butt, again.

>The female flatmate had a friend over
>Twas a yank
>Said "Howdy Partner" very hyperbolically
>Got called a bloody racist

welcome to the house of fun

*blesses the rains down in africa*

>good deeds
Left it a bit open to interpretation there haha.

you didnt answer my question

look at that baldy twat desperately trying to cover up his receding hairline with the forward-comb. a bloke at work does exactly the same.

dont these chumps know how obvious it looks?

any nick land man in

No, he wasn't a crusader. He lived in a forest and robbed people. Considering only priests were allowed to read the Christian bible, there's no way he would have ever heard anything from a pagan holy book like the koran

Fucking racist twat

Will Corbyn hang the t*ries and blairites or simply banish them?

WHAT'S A COMPUTER?

EAT Y'SELF FITTER

That's not racist. Your flatmates are retards.

*walks very slowly*
*coughs loudly*

got caught by nonce busters again lads

aha that just started playing lad what are the chances of th-*bush crashes into me*

the uk has had almost 40 years of tory rule now and the country has gone to the dogs

when will the electorate learn?

>building a country that works for everyone
this corporate public relations tone your government has is very unsettling
right dystopian

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well fellas?

Robin Hood isn't real you fucking melon

He was a crusader in the TV series, there are even episodes set in Outremer.

No

>exercising muscles you hardly use normally in an attempt to "look good"

You will respect our culture...NOW. Yanks have authority everywhere, over everyone, even in your own country. Sit down. Be humble.

Why aren't there any milfbusters, but there are noncebusters?

Ireland unfree shall never be at peace. And an Ireland that is never at peace is bad for Britain.

Hello everyone

mad how lovecraft called a cat a short story niggerman

*blocks your strawman*

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'une

currently cultivating a crap that will cause a conniption lads

a minority-majority community, perhaps?

You use all your muscles you dunce
Try raising your hands above your head without your serratus anterior
Dunce

>Be me
>Just watched 1982 The Thing on TV
>as it's ending I've got the idea for a screenplay based on what happened at the Norwegian base immediately prior the start of the movie
>Jump on to wikipedia to read more about it
>It's already been done
fug

>you hardly use your legs, shoulders, chest, back or arms
fat cunt

>Robin Hood isn't real
He was based on a real person who was generally regarded as an absolute cunt.

No one but low IQ inbreds care about that little shitty book. Moo-Ham-Head (pigs piss upon him) was a con-artist goat fucker

You sound like a vapid woman.

yeah I'm sure Einstein and Rosa Luxembourg were really in favour of gulags lol

this twats wife literally said that tga is fiction

I assume there are Jews in Manchester, Edinburgh and the like

Had 2 series of multiple orgasms last night and can't stop thinking about it.

another thrilling tale

Ummm machines exist sweaty :)

decided today that slim-fit chinos look a bit shit. especially if you have moderately large legs like me (they got a lot of use).

bought some good quality and nice fitting straight cut ones today. looks much better imo.

if you have skinny nu-male legs then i suggest sticking to slim-fit.

That's a rough 26, Claire

laaaaaaady running down to the riptide
taking away to the dark side
i waaaaaaanna be your left hand land

You don't need to pay money to lift chunks of metal to hit fit.

>bitter exwife attempts to discredit work
>wow, I see no conflict of interest here!
Cretin

>that 14head

>leftypol rears it's disgusting head
Go live in Venezuela, Cuba, or North Korea if you want to experience the equity of communism.

big foreheads

the thinking man's fetish

no he doesnt, stop using words you dont understand mongo

People like owning stuff :)

Why don't you publish his last works in which he says american capitalism is more morally bankrupt than the height of revolutionary madness?

black panther is real and not fiction. only wh*Toid devils say otherwise

>outsourcing brits in making their threads already
this is the future

Obviously loves crack.

the kulak archipelago

Because I'm not a publisher.

Yes you do. Where can you get free chunks of metal?

imaginary gf left me

However, it is likely that her memoirs were part of a KGB campaign, orchestrated by Yuri Andropov in 1974, to discredit Solzhenitsyn.[15]

What can a wagecuck buy to give meaning to their life?

Fuck off same fag.

How did Wakanda get cement to build their structures if they never got the recipe from the Romans

Some Irish lad's imaginary gf got fucked by me lads haha

im not even lefty i just get tired of seeing 16 years old alt lite twats parroting whatever kekistan youtubers say

You reckon it was double agents within the Conservative party trying to sabotage Mogg's possible success at being May's replacement? You can tell Boris wants the job desperately but I don't think it was him.

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Hmm economy's not doing great.
I know.

Let's make being Jewish illegal and invade Austria and Poland.

We dated the same girl

Self publishing is easy

get a good 18 year old mistress to kick your bollocks and make you goon to her pics while raping your wallet

Pay up piggie.
Never heard of rocks/logs and your own body weight?

>couldn't even be bothered to shave for your fucking DP

Oh the hilarity

my grandfather actually broke his back because he developed osteoporosis from a lack of physical activity

Not really majorly into sexual things to be fair

more of a low test beta

capitalist very nature is self sabotage and backstabbing

>Invade Austria
that's not how it went

link the source or shut the fuck up

good. fuck him

Maisie was wearing something similar that time I shagged her at a house party in East Belfast a few years ago

no jewish community there, they wouldn't dare