ITT: we write a back story for SCP 56%

I'll start:

Le abominacion, El atrocidad, le ogre de americanas, all names that the creature "am*rican" goes by.

SCP 56% was found at DATA EXPUNGED
his heritage is mainly of subsaharan african, jewish, irish and DATA EXPUNGED origin

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Pity bump :3

mexicans *are* the atrocidad

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Post the 87% british face.

>mexicans *are* the atrocidad

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el ser cuyo nombre nunca debe ser dicho

looks slavish

SCP-56% is to be contained within a reinforced concrete room measuring 5 x 5 x 1.65 metres with walls no thinner than 1 metre. A Ford™ MaxiKing™ Toilet is to be installed in a partitioned area. The subject should not be monitored via video except for short periods by research personal due its harmful memetic appearance. Otherwise, standard humanoid containment procedures apply.

***Under no circumstances must SCP-56% come into contact with instances of SCP-56%-A, popularly known as the Amerimutt meme.*** Multiple containment breaches causing irreparable genetic and demographic damage have resulted from previous containment breaches. O5 would like to avoid any further incidents.

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lmao

Im unironically whiter than you mohammad.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: All researchers interacting with SCP-56% must be able to speak English in a North American accent to avoid enraging SCP-56%. All researchers must wear darkened lenses suitable for welding work and sunscreen with a minimum SPF level of at least 2500 to prevent their gene pool from being permanently contaminated and turned into an instance of SCP-56%. In the event of SCP-56% entering a rage state, all employees are advised to either offer fast food to SCP-56%, hum the Star-Spangled Banner, or retreat to allow MTF-Zeta-9 "Islamic Gommunism" to forcibly contain SCP-56%.

>SCP-56% Testing Log
Item: One (1) political map of Europe
Procedure: Aforementioned map was handed to SCP-56%.
Results: SCP-56% pointed at the approximate location of Sardinia and vigorously described how it was "1/67th Irish". SCP-56% then proceeded to gesture towards Portugal and describe in great detail how "Paris is not white".
Notes: Following the tests, the areas of the map that SCP-56% made contact with have degraded into an unknown form of fecal matter; preliminary testing indicates that it appears to be partially composed out of a standard McDonald's hamburger that has gone through a transformation into a previously unknown state of matter.

>unironically having a heritage that is mainly Jewish, Irish, and DATA EXPUNGED

Fug, we have a containment breach

Note: prior to this experiment, a sample of "blood" was drawn from SCP-56% under the guise of "saving the white race" with it.
Item: One (1) racial profile produced with the sample of "blood" drawn from SCP-56%
Procedure: Aforementioned racial profile was fed into Foundation computers for analysis for closest comparison to preexisting gene pools.
Results: Only 44% of the DNA was in large enough quantities to be processed; out of this, the sample consisted of 11% Boer, 14% concrete, 9% SCP-682, and 10% [DATA EXPUNGED].
Notes: Following the results of the analysis, classification upgrade to Thaumiel is pending, for fear of an XK-"Whiter Than You Mehmet"-class end-of-the-world scenario.

THE SUBJECT HAS ESCAPED

GET THE HAMBURGERS

Im so sorry

oy

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