Geez I wish I could be fat all day and travel the world eating delicious """"bizarre"""" foods

Geez I wish I could be fat all day and travel the world eating delicious """"bizarre"""" foods

He looks like a boy fucker and he's jewish.

Whats wrong with being jewish?

I'm jealous that such a tiny minority controls all the worlds media and education systems.

>whites are the master race
>b-but jews secretly control the world
Pick one, Sup Forums

LEAVE ZIM ALONE

You wish you could be anywhere but your basement right now.

Whats pol?

He's a cool guy but those foods, fuck, they're terrible.

He constantly remember the food may taste like shit, no joke.

remember he was a homeless drug addict for years in nyc

bizarre is perspective. thats the point of the show.
hes pre-cool. still prefer Anthony bourdain though

>the africa episodes

do you think he has to buy two seats on the airplane?

>mizrahi jew
not a real jew

>that blood milkshake scene

>Wanting to eat yuroshit maggot cheese
Rather get caught fucking a Joey than eat yuroshit """""""""""culture"""""""""""

fuck that let drunk fag Bert deal with that shit. I cant be bothered to try dirt patties season with ground mosquito

be interesting and charismatic and can do it to too

>yfw you realize he can stomach all those gross ass foods because he was homeless and probably ate literal dogshit for drug money

better than Bourdain

>turning down that tribe leaders daughter

So, is that fucker just walking around with greasy hands all day?