So how's your sex life?

So how's your sex life?

still nonexistent

>body of a woman
>mind of a man

perfection?

She's pretty cute who is this female woman?

I did not hit her!

terrible

what sex fell like

SARINA VALENTINA

Your penis is

It would be good if this were the past. It's been nonexistent for like a few years now, though. Can't remember anymore. Don't get fat and lazy...

stop watching porn dude

i hate women so much especially my mom and stepmom

>get horny
>hop on cl
>mw4m
>nothing good
>t4m
>decent stuff
>think of texting the gl I went to one time
>beat my meat
>clarity of mind
>close 40 tabs
repeat a week later

Like warm apple pie.

...

It's alright.
In fact I'm gonna be a dad soon.

Inshallah.

6 months

let me bang

>8 years

Worse than his/hers.

never had a gf, and I'm too proud to hire a hooker. I might get with an escort in my 30's if I never met someone, but I will probably kill myself because I will never be able to practice cunnilingus (yeah, I like it when a girls gets pleasured getting licked)

Don't bother, sex is overrated.

Is this a trap?

Hehe I noticed a few spot lights in the door's window

Men in general want their gf or wife to not be as smart, aggressive, or competative as them.

>6 years

These are called "betas".

>beta men in general want their gf or wife to not be as smart, aggressive, or competative as them.

there's a reason why world champions like mike tyson say that traps are the finest cocksleeves imaginable

no, these are things a real man wants. Why do you think an alpha would want a domineering take charge bitch? He wouldn't, he'd want a quiet, obedient woman

>24
>lost virginity at 17 to my "dream girl" from hs during that summer.
>be 5'5 , but somewhat baby faced and kinda cute when I grow my beard
>athletic body ,big calvs, 5.6 inch cock
>stay fresh
>have anxiety issues
>notice chicks check me out from time to time
>some I can tell want me to hit on them
>to scared and don't give a shit
>brothers girl wants to fuck me but I won't tell him because he's living the good life as a lazy gamer while she brings home the bacon.
>I fucked like 10 hookers
>fucked A hand full of woman
>hookers are less scary
>lexy at sheetz wants my dick probably gonna make my move Friday.

Yea that's pretty much it my favorite position is head,doggy and the one where there on your dick towards you and there tits at on your face (really fun hitting position)

>best sex was a black college girl
>hookers are cunts most of the time I think it's cuz I'm short so I'm someone they can finally be mean to and know I won't give a shit lol

tfw no gf (male)

T to the H to the I C C