Confess your sins Sup Forums and you shall be forgiven

Confess your sins Sup Forums and you shall be forgiven.

Lord Death Man has no sins. Lord Death Man is perfect.

I enjoyed Camp Lazlo.

I fear i am slowly becoming a /po/tard, and i cannot find it within myself to regret this transformation.

Also, i buy some comics, but i pirate a whole hell of a lot more.

BvS is my 3rd favorite capeshit movie of all time and I put Eisenberg's Luthor up there with Willam Dafore's Green Goblin and Netflix Kingpin in the upper echelon of live action villains. I also think WW looks good and JL looks great.

My fetish is the ultimate gateway fetish into other kinks. I've gone from a fairly vanilla guy to diapers, vore, etc. Fucked up shit. It's embarrassing.

I'm thinking of writing a Sentry reboot

I work on one of the most successful vidya franchises in history and I'm completely unsatisfied with my life.

I have no group of friends, and the last time I tried to become friends with people it cost me the one person I thought was my friend.

I want them dead. I mean I have devised plans to murder this person. I need them and their family to burn alive. I'm actually trying to get a job at a company just to get close to their significant other to fuck with them.

I have fantasies of ruining their life. Because I feel like mine has been a huge fucking waste. I'm 26 and I have nothing to show for 6 years of college and I'm terrified I'm going to die alone.

[Spoiler]I loved Identity Crisis[/spoiler]

I helped approve Zack Snyder as the architect of the DCEU.

I made Rick and Morty.

I'm looking forward to Sausage Party. I like Seth Rogen's movies.

>/po/tard
Get out of here you paper-folding human garbage

>I work on one of the most successful vidya franchises in history

Mario or Pokemon?

I unironically read an Artemis Fowl and MCU crossover fanfic and enjoyed it.

It's got nothing on the OG costume, but I still fucking love teapot Alan

>I fear i am slowly becoming a /po/tard, and i cannot find it within myself to regret this transformation.
focus on truth instead of hate and you'll be ok

>Also, i buy some comics, but i pirate a whole hell of a lot more.
>buying comics ever

Maybe I should have specified: Recent history.

I'll give you a hint: The fans aren't happy with the new announced game. Also this is about as normie-tier a game you can get on console and PC.

Gears Of War? God Of War?

Fuck you father Hulk! I confessed my sins one time and you didn't smash them! Now the whole world knows my shame! You're a fraud! A FRAUD!

For the longest time I thought Steve Trevor and Steve Rogers were the same person, and the only reason DC never mentioned Captain America in any WW stuff was because Marvel doesn't play nice with them anymore.

He's probably taking about a fps game

I have fapped to lewds of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl several times.

I'll probably do it again some time tonight.

>The Hulk
>A Father

HA! Explain this then! What self-respecting man of the cloth would engage in vampirism!

I read all New 52 Red Hood comics.
Talk about waste of time.

I can't actually say exactly what.

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>I work on one of the most successful vidya franchises in history and I'm completely unsatisfied with my life.
You fucking what?

Can you throw a few more hints toward my way?

I bet it's the new call of duty, considering how the trailer is one of the most disliked videos on YouTube, and it's a very successful franchise.
I know you can't outright say yes, so post an image with a positive theme if I'm right. I mean lets be real, I doubt they're browsing Sup Forums to see if their employees are spilling the beans.

I'm betting Mass Effect.

Stallone's Dredd is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's so lovably cheesy

I uh...........I thought the new Ghostbusters movie was "okay"

Call of Duty?

I bought Snotgirl, but it goes pretty well with my loneliness, depression and lack of love life.

I actually know what I'm talking about when I discuss comics.

It's a crime on Sup Forums.

I know you have no proof or are probably just joking, but I have no issue at all believing that you are the real Justin roiland.

Oh yeah and the sin I must confess is that I'm gullible as fuck.

Rarity is my waifu
Good thing love isn't a sin

You read mostly only two publishers and one genre, don't you?

>Mass Effect
Man, it WOULD be working for EA that would suck the happiness out of anyone's life.

-2*-2=4

>Sup Forums sins
>uses a pony sin instead.

No, stop projecting faggot. I read all.

I want to get fucked by the Incredible Hulk.

lol.

You special snowflakes with your whiny "NOBODY READS COMICS EXCEPT FOR MEEEEE" always have such laughable tastes.

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Again more projecting

I am a filthy fucking casual. What's worse is that I willingly went from being a diehard, pull-listing Sup Forumsmrade to being a casual. I just got tired of following the Big 2 shit show. I just pick up collections of older stories, some indie gns and trades, and read about current events off wikipedia. I might be the worst sinner here but damn does it feel good.

I absolutely hate super heroes, as I think that they literally all act and behave the same as time passes by because some writer thinks ''Oh, we're exploring NEW boundaries with this characters, we're looking DEEP into his personality, he's going to be so REALISTIC as a character people are gonna swear he's real''

Also, the realistic grim and gritty art never appealed to me, nowadays I can appreciate the craft but it still doesn't appeal to me.

I let comics utterly destroy me as a sociale human being thankfully I try to keep quiet avout it in public but this has slowly fucked me over as I waste away wanting more in my life at least the porns good I guess besides that there's nothing for me and I'm not a coward so suicides no option fuck comics

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I think animation is a waste of time and effort because even if you have a good grasp on the craft you're still making an average story with mediocre/sub-par writing

Comics are bordering on superfluous violent and ''social commentary'' bullshit and not focusing more on telling an entertaining story because comic writers are whiny pricks that think they are re-inventing the wheel, next thing they're complaining that comics aren't a viable medium because no one buys them.

I refuse to buy DC and Marvel comics because of how played out the whole super hero thing has been done to death

Not a sin.

Same for me but I don't like to admt it.

Death by Hulk dick, one of the better ways to die in the Marvel universe, right behind that death, death by consistent exposure to radioactive spider-human semen.

It wasn't the end-times, it just wasn't good.

As did I.

While I thought it was garbage when it came out I really enjoy the 2003 Hulk movie now that I'm older for some stupid reason. P-please don't napalm my house a-user.

I liked Gravity Falls Season 2B Unironically

I hate Clowns. Clowns like Joker and Quinn are been off dead and forgotten.

I unironically love ScarJo's Black Widow as a sexual guilty pleasure despite all the "Jew nose" jokes, and even before Marvel, I always thought that she looked utterly fuckable.

Napalms not enough, sorry mate

l liked Brickleberry

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My young siblings love RWBY to bits, which is a sin in of itself but little did they know that I actually drew some of the first RWBY porn.

Said RWBY porn are pieces that I can't help but feel had helped push other artists to do even better. I actually felt proud about people exclaiming their excitement over my works but despite this, I didn't have the heart to do commissions because I didn't have it in me to make a living out of drawing more porn.

sometimes i think that spiderman 3 is good just because i want more good spiderman movies to exist

I don't read comics, but I like following them. I like knowing what happened, who each hero is, and how their powers work, I just hate reading the actual stories.

Well it's certainly better than both ASM films.

You are cancer. Not even Hulk can forgive you

I liked the first asm

I cried at the end of Spiderman 3

I hate that in 30 years the only animated adaptation of The Killing Joke is terrible Korean garbage, even as a non-Batman fan I think the original comic is great and deserved much more than what we got.

I believe manga are better then western comics. I read maybe one comic a year.

It's not a sin.

I genuinly have no fucking idea what makes a comic good.

You could hand me a comic and tell me its one of the top 10 comics ever and I'd read it and be like "it was ok"

Then you could hand me one of the worst conics ever I would read it and be like "it's OK"

90% of my comic collection is just must read and best of lists

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Stallone Dredd. It has the Angel gang and a fucking ABC warrior. They even adapted the flying bikes into the comics in Honodo city.

The shits great.

I really like legs, I don't think there's anything lovelier than a woman's legs, and sometimes I just come here to scope out some well-drawn gams.

I wager what makes a comic good is the same thing what makes a movie or a book good, but because comics are 90% superhero drivel and 10% explicit/violent/depressing work for adults I don't see what's so fab about it, unless the people that like it are all wastes of skin that think they aren't being held back by the limitations of ''cliché storytelling''

I don't know what makes a movie or book good either.

>what makes a movie or book good either.

This took me while, but I myself got a good handle after reading so many comics and watching so many films while delving into how storytelling works. Somehow though, books still manage to evade my ability to make judgements as whether one is good or bad.

i bought funko fry, bender and a robocop pop


now i hate them, i don't know how i didn't notice that they have no mouth

also i like watching teen titans go , i really liked the latest episodes of spongebob and im waiting for new episodes of the fairly odd parents

yo me too, the only criteria I can have for a comic is if it makes me uncomfortable to read, this is strange because I have opinions up the wazoo for manga, movies and music.

When watching the scene it Batman vs. Superman where Flash contacts Bruce in his dream, thought it was Captain Marvel/Shazam at first

I uninorincally watch and enjoy My Little Pony: Frendship is Magic

Forgive me father for I have sinned

You can't make friends and yet you think you think you can manipulate people well enough to bring someone's life down around them?

I'm guessing you tried to manipulate these other people into being your friend too?

You ever consider just admitting you're an asshole and putting more time and effort into being less of one? None of these people owe you anything and you're just throwing more and more of your life after this bullshit.

On the other hand if this was bait, well played.

Gonna have to second this.
Edward was my favorite.

I prefer this dork more than other more popular female characters in the same series

I think her episode is not that bad either

I really liked BvS. I have enjoyed literally every film in the MCU but think Iron Man 2 is the weakest.
I think cinematic universes are fucking awesome and I'll watch anything connected to a larger continuity and I'll plan on enjoying it.

I bought a SS Joker POP figure......

I didn't like BvS

>I think cinematic universes are fucking awesome and I'll watch anything connected to a larger continuity and I'll plan on enjoying it.

So I take it you've seen Ghostbusters 2016

It's not though. The whole reason it was bad was because it was set in a new unrelated continuity. And if you're referring to the all male sequel, they won't do it. If they would've stuck to the Dan Ackroyd being president of the GB Corporation plan while still being canon to the original films, I would've probably watched it.

But it's a set up for more sequels in an expanded universe

i like spider gwen and pool, i even ship the together
i only read marvel and love their movies
think the dcu is fine but they dont know who to give their movies to, but i meme hate it for fun and shitpost

now on the obligatory not Sup Forums related sins
i was on a abusive/manipulative relationship, dont really remember how it when, but if i had the chance i could go back to it, and i want do that with someone else
i write that fetish into a story/comic im making

This by all accounts stupid and shitty comic was one of my favorite reads this decade.

Well obviously, there's a difference in Ghost Busters and Marvel/DC. Ghost Busters was given a pass because of politics. DCEU was hated on because of the tone. Ghost Busters is LITERALLY bad while BvS and Suicide Squad are enjoyable.

I mean I see the logical failure in my post about cinematic universes. But when it comes to the Arrowverse or MCU or DCEU or Star Wars Universe, I'm more likely to enjoy those films/TV shows. I know I'm biased but I don't care. I like enjoying things. Ghost Busters on the other hand is obviously garbage. The fact that I couldn't find a SINGLE review that didn't mention misogyny, speaks volumes.

me three

it was fun and silly

just a few episodes were bad/boring

Hulk you gotta smash these sins my man

I've really tried to change how I feel about this and just let it go, but I can't.

I know it sounds petty, immature, and just about the most retarded thing ever, but I really really want these people dead.

I over exaggerated when I said I couldn't make friends. I just really wanted to be included in this group of friends, to meet these people, and the one person that I had known for 4 years and should have been a decent human being and said "yeah I'll introduce you." told me to fuck off without any warning.

I don't know if you've ever felt betrayed before, but its not an easy thing to get over. I even stalked one of their friends for a while, figured out their address, phone number, work schedule, family members, general likes and dislikes.

I just can't quite figure out a fool proof plan to murder them yet.

My favorite Joker is the Brave and the Bold Joker. He's charming and classy in a way the character hasn't been in a long time.He even appeals to me slightly more than BTAS Joker.

Speaking of BTAS, I don't think it's very good when it's not about one of Batman's better villains. JLU is the crown jewel of the DCAU as far as I'm concerned.

I still pick my nose
And I'm 18