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deano edition

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Alri deano

APOLOGIZE

post the apu that best sums up your feelings right now

sophie

wehey deano lad

>everyones life is the same as mine even though I haven't been through shit.
"just get a job. get out and network brah."

ar Gaz, patron saint of Vodka Revs, AKA Deanus Primus

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🧕

Yes but who defines the 'hate'? Therein lies the problem, feelings are not proof of anything just an indication that something is going on.

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definitely the best anco song

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fake

if you've never been on a caravan holiday then you're tarquin scum

i have a big 🧠

is it fair to say that /brit/ is a failed normie general? I dare say I'm about 77% normoid at the moment

i don't know where to start lad
their behaviour is so random and absurd
one lad would walk up and the down the hallway day and night, never blinked, never ate, just walked up and the same 10 metres. he only ever stopped when he passed out and collapsed, at that point the nurses would drag him to bed. once i offered him a cigarette and he followed me outside, he held the cigarette up to his mouth and didn't move a milimetre. i asked him if he need a light and he nodded. i lit his cig and he just stood there holding a lit cig to his mouth and then suddenly walked back inside to continue his patrol.
another schizo would sing old Liverpool foot chants at the top of his voice for hours on end, only stopping when he fell asleep. Then at night he'd wake up and start screaming, screaming like you've never heard in your life, it sounded like he was being murdered. he didn't stop until he was given enough meds to make him pass out.
another schizo would literally skip around mumbling about how he wanted to kill everyone. the nurses told me they've had problems with him in the past, said he got a drug dealer to meet him during visiting hours, it ended with him being sedated. after mumbling about how he wanted to kill me, he started telling me about atral projections and worms. one time i saw him put a plastic cup in the dead centre of the garden, stomped on it, skipped a circle around it a few times and then walked off.

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its not so much my last booking but 2 of them......1st punter arrives, he hadnt mentioned hes got Parkinsons...i could handle that but when he mentioned hes got a sore on the end of his knob that keeps weeping i told him I wont be approaching it without a rubber on which he got snotty about....tough titty. got thru the half hour trying to avoid it and off he went....have now blocked his number.
last punter arrives today...gets undressed ,only got one bloody arm. I thought for Christs sake....but heard the words "oh dear,what happened to u then?" coming out my mouth....he said he was sorry he forgot to mention it on the fone wen he booked me. To be honest,I would have seen him anyway and he was a lovely guy and managed my 38ggs very well one handed ! Oh well, will wait till tomorrow and see who it brings through my door......

Ready to fit any lad's cock in my mouth now

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Could probably murder the whole group with my bare hands within seconds

alri Snufkin

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Literally just a normie without any friends and no understanding of common normie cultural references.

no dude... blue brain...

what do you mean by failed normie?

none of this is me yet i still feel like i want to die at least 50% of the time

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we have the dna we could remake the Thylacine

Is mdma safe lads? why do I keep hearing about people dying from it?

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sleeping pills are in
night lads

Apu is a spawn of the devil

A meme that never should have been

thou shall have a fishy

probably one of the greatest songs of all time

its safe unless you're dumb but it fucks your head up if you do too much in too short a period

safest drug ever
shit on your own though

"I don't know why my depression won't go away"

*picture of an office space*
*picture of a tiny house with pound signs superimposed over it*
*picture of a woman putting on a diamond wedding ring*
*picture of brendan fraser*

don't do it lad sort yourself out

W O N D E R
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levante 2 - 2 real madrid

>no friends
>get gfs no problem

This is the great riddle I've never been able to work out about myself. Why am I good with girls but unable to make friends? It's not like I'm not able to be friendly with people, at work, uni, school etc. I've always had friends, just none of them broke through into my personal life.

because they usually don't take it on its own
either that or they don't drink enough water, or too much water
or they get given some dodgy gear and do too much

dude the soccer

for your little dishy

don't even have to click the link to know its Alvin Row

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lol tarantino is finished

Brains just gone yellow lads

odds i get more vodka
evens i dont

enjoyed that. I heard this sensual tune on Friday of last week — gayly danced despite ulcer on my right–foot.
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my lean costs more than your rent

really just want deano's lifestyle

xD

did the gentleman strike the football

what are you supposed to do with it? can we just sit in a park or whatever

how do I avoid taking too much? you mean there's too much of a dosage in one pill?

have you tried standing up straight instead?

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Because they took MDMA laced with PMA

reckon people pick up on the fact that i'm only seeking out friends to fulfil my own need for friends not because i'm actually interested in them as people.

the apus where he's looking directly at you are quite disturbing

having a listen

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major choon inbound

imagine needing pills to fall asleep haha
you're incapable of performing one of the most basic bodily functions
it's like not being able to breathe, pee or poo
simply pathetic

how can I pay for something completely anonymously online?

nonce

barratt new build, generic office job, beamer 3 series, solid 7/10 gf

could be a lot worse

Cointards nowhere to be found.

ball kicking women

pills should be considered different to MDMA - when you talk about MD it usually means powder form

if it's your first time stick to one pill - take half at first, make sure it isn't dodgy - if you feel fine take the other about an hour after you come up and you'll be fine

>what are you supposed to do with it? can we just sit in a park or whatever
could do but you need music

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Oi oiuiii

lol

thought you were a student

eating a kinder bueno white x

help helper no come 2day

no food, house cold, apu lonely

not sure how i'll ever become a real person

is it weird to go to the pub alone?

>can we just sit in a park or whatever

that is completely tragic to sit in a park off your face on pills

go to a club for fucks sake

feel like he's speaking into my soul

why are yanks such beta little orbiters
they're either cringing suck ups or biting at your heels

been benzo free for 77 days wow. longest break since 2015.

an actual decent toon:
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depends when

bitcoin/monero

hmmm almost as if women are completely incapable of working in teams or towards a common goal
seen a lot of it at toil

1963

watching the man sneak into the building

>this ones called "stella was a diver and she's always down"

mirth

i'm an utter spacker with this, thought ecstasy and mdma is the same thing with different names and is always in pill form?

lad when I said all the drugs I've taken in one night and separated mdma powder and mdma pills people on here got triggered the fuck out.

i'm so ketty rn btw

just after 8PM

it's just i'm doing this fuck off shifts next week where i finish at 8:00PM and i need to wait until 9:00PM for my train. was thinking about popping into the pub for a pint while i waited but i fear it would look weird and a bit pathetic

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>bitcoin
need to provide credit / bank info a wallet to pay.

what am i missing?

>on reddit (don't judge)
>article about Italian guy shooting a bunch of blacks 'cause a 'fugee raped and killed an Italian girl the other day
>full of Americans claiming Europe's more racist than the US

WHERE'S MY BLACKED.COM PAI BOY