When you watch a movie with a family member or friend and they don't even understand half of the scenes and ask you...

>when you watch a movie with a family member or friend and they don't even understand half of the scenes and ask you what "the person meant by this?"

what a pretty fetal alcohol syndrome girl

Nah that's not FAS.

She doesn't have the smooth upper lip.

Is that review brah?

And what? You can't just explain it to them, do you have to be a cunt about everything?

>watch a comedy with someone
>they keep looking over at you to see if you're laughing

Stop it stop it stop it STOP IT

Of course. I think it's the faceapp female filter.

you give them a superficial explanation that's still correct without going into exposition about layers of meaning and leitmotif
it's not that difficult

HOLY shit report of the week's female cousin is extremely attractive

This is my dream waifu

but that would be a bastardization of what the scene actually entails in its entirety.

Let's kidnap review brah and turn him into a trap. He's paranoid anyway, it'll be good to validate his dilusions

A white nationalist food reviewer turned into a girl with hormones and sex reassignment surgery?

>watch something with sister
>she doesn't get the plot at all and asks questions all the time
>just tell her to keep watching
>constantly have to pause because she checks her phone, or somebody calls her
>constantly takes breaks to smoke weed

>when you watch a porno with a friend and he keeps peeking at my dick to see how hard I am

>Porn comes on at a sleep over
>Jokingly say "get your dicks out boys"
>They do
>o-ok

One day you will not have enough energy left to care, my friend. Then you will know you are an adult. After that, things consistently get worse.

Interesting, a white nationalist trap, eh? Tell me more about this individual.

Why do guys wanna jerk off together? What evolutionary reason could their be?

There's nothing more manly than watching porn with your mates

this is female perfection

reviewbrah shoulda been a girl

imagin lads

a cute girl reviewing tacos dressed up in a suit

You are about 4 years too early friend. He hasn't even admitted it to xerself yet

W-what kind of tacos

but then he wouldn't have been a food reviewer in the first place. Just another slut.

The best women are men that become convincing traps. All the character and personality traits of a dude but the looks of a qtpie

I wonder if he fucks? Guaranteed he jacks it to something even we would find abhorrent

Playboy?

Aye

Oh right, it's just that app thing like they said. Pity, this thread was nearly worthwhile to me.

>she gets a little bit of hot sauce on her cheek
>it's too spicy for her
>her face is flush red

agreed, but people care to experience something at different levels. a deeper understanding may be demanded by some to fully appreciate an experience, while others may find such a pursuit detrimental to their enjoyment due to boredom or confusion. I can understand that people have different interests.
I only ever take the time to overstep this boundary when I can tell that the other person actually wants a deeper explanation, and even then I guide them through it with questions and discussion instead of giving them a lecture presentation like an obnoxious blowhard.

you are way too patient with these peasants. They don't deserve empathy. They deserve a bullet through their fucking skull.

nah, a perfunctory explanation barely takes any effort at all. and for those who actually care about it, the goal of asking questions and forcing a discussion instead of just giving them answers is that eventually, they'll start to see deeper meaning without having someone explain it to them. I think inculcating that type of appreciation is worth the effort if the person is amenable to learning and interested in doing so.

I do this.

>people who joke or make witty remarka while watching tense/serious movies in which other viewers may be immersed

To the fucking gas chamber